clayton purdom
@claytonpurdom.bsky.social
i wear chains that excite the feds
i wrote 200 words about one battle after another
September 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i wrote 200 words about one battle after another
clearing out a backlog of takes now that i've got childcare again. here's 198 words about the materialists
September 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
clearing out a backlog of takes now that i've got childcare again. here's 198 words about the materialists
i wrote 200 words about donkey kong bananza
September 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i wrote 200 words about donkey kong bananza
i wrote 199 words about the last samurai (not the tom cruise movie)
August 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
i wrote 199 words about the last samurai (not the tom cruise movie)
i wrote 196 words about eddington
August 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
i wrote 196 words about eddington
forgot to say i wrote 199 words about burial
August 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
forgot to say i wrote 199 words about burial
i wrote 198 words about seven samurai
August 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i wrote 198 words about seven samurai
i wrote 200 words about TAFS
August 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
i wrote 200 words about TAFS
i wrote 189 words about rashomon
August 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i wrote 189 words about rashomon
i wrote 195 words about kpop demon hunters
July 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i wrote 195 words about kpop demon hunters
i wrote 195 words about the clipse
July 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i wrote 195 words about the clipse
i wrote 198 word about mario kart world
July 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i wrote 198 word about mario kart world
i wrote 198 words about 28 years later
July 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
i wrote 198 words about 28 years later
i wrote 199 words about moby dick
July 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
i wrote 199 words about moby dick
i also currently have this exact facial/head hair combo
March 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i also currently have this exact facial/head hair combo
huge honor to officially be a tab. thx @bijan.bsky.social and @rusty.todayintabs.com
March 26, 2024 at 4:04 PM
huge honor to officially be a tab. thx @bijan.bsky.social and @rusty.todayintabs.com
somehow never written much about tierra whack, a fact i rectified for @exmove.bsky.social
March 19, 2024 at 2:29 PM
somehow never written much about tierra whack, a fact i rectified for @exmove.bsky.social
you hate waking up to see this on your computer
October 29, 2023 at 3:26 PM
you hate waking up to see this on your computer
I asked dall-e for a gamer and this is what it gave me
October 11, 2023 at 8:57 PM
I asked dall-e for a gamer and this is what it gave me
in general i think it, death stranding, elden ring & both zelda constitute a "post witcher 3" open world game that looks to complicate it, whether thru traversal or the way info works in the player's brain
September 25, 2023 at 1:40 PM
in general i think it, death stranding, elden ring & both zelda constitute a "post witcher 3" open world game that looks to complicate it, whether thru traversal or the way info works in the player's brain
i wrote about the new cyberpunk dlc for esquire. loved it in general but had to gaze directly at its faults first
September 25, 2023 at 1:39 PM
i wrote about the new cyberpunk dlc for esquire. loved it in general but had to gaze directly at its faults first
working on an article
September 12, 2023 at 4:10 PM
working on an article
Chris somehow wrote like a 3k word spoiler free haters guide to Baldur’s Gate 3. If you don’t believe the hype, or even if you do believe the hype, it’s an essential read
August 23, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Chris somehow wrote like a 3k word spoiler free haters guide to Baldur’s Gate 3. If you don’t believe the hype, or even if you do believe the hype, it’s an essential read
i think all the time about wikipedia's imagery for sweatpants
August 21, 2023 at 1:34 PM
i think all the time about wikipedia's imagery for sweatpants
Waka Flocka after recording “hard in da paint”
August 10, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Waka Flocka after recording “hard in da paint”