Clayton
@claytonphillips.bsky.social
...but my friends call me "clay"
robin was (is) a delight. what a teacher. what a hero. what a fucking project to subvert and reclaim. (thanks bobcat, thanks dino). bikers without bikes indeed
February 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
robin was (is) a delight. what a teacher. what a hero. what a fucking project to subvert and reclaim. (thanks bobcat, thanks dino). bikers without bikes indeed
but it's wild that i've suspected that since ace attorney dual destinies and only just recently found a spirit shaped hole in my own lore for it to fit
February 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
but it's wild that i've suspected that since ace attorney dual destinies and only just recently found a spirit shaped hole in my own lore for it to fit
i will say, i discerned the reveal that luffy (not just croc), is the one ivankov switched genders on (ginny?). luffy is not horny like sanji or lupin III because 'he' is 'straight' (couldn't be me). the mugiwara pirates are the most ambitious reverse harem of all time. ha ha ha ho ho ho :) ;) :)
February 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i will say, i discerned the reveal that luffy (not just croc), is the one ivankov switched genders on (ginny?). luffy is not horny like sanji or lupin III because 'he' is 'straight' (couldn't be me). the mugiwara pirates are the most ambitious reverse harem of all time. ha ha ha ho ho ho :) ;) :)
and then i can guess the significance of nami, lilith (sorry, nico robin), and bonnie (can you?)
February 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
and then i can guess the significance of nami, lilith (sorry, nico robin), and bonnie (can you?)
crazy that by the time i understood the significance of the missing hand i had already cut it off like eight days back to impress a cool girl
February 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
crazy that by the time i understood the significance of the missing hand i had already cut it off like eight days back to impress a cool girl
like maybe trust a guy with spiritual discernment to already have those safeguards in place
February 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
like maybe trust a guy with spiritual discernment to already have those safeguards in place
to be clear, aside from mister D Van, i just left it to others i was linked up to who knew better to decide whether to undo shit like that and to my knowledge, no one took me up on it, regardless of whatever the've been allowed to retain (so gross, i don't think i've ever taken away a memory)
February 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
to be clear, aside from mister D Van, i just left it to others i was linked up to who knew better to decide whether to undo shit like that and to my knowledge, no one took me up on it, regardless of whatever the've been allowed to retain (so gross, i don't think i've ever taken away a memory)
if JayDee VaNce wants me to believe he's alive i'm afraid he's going to have to come chat face to face. too bad. i don't watch the news. but if i really can raise the dead like that it's crunchy data that would make me more ambitious not less. think about it, "america"
February 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
if JayDee VaNce wants me to believe he's alive i'm afraid he's going to have to come chat face to face. too bad. i don't watch the news. but if i really can raise the dead like that it's crunchy data that would make me more ambitious not less. think about it, "america"
8 gods/7 at a time
monkey (d.)
snake ;)
fox (zolol)
loki (low key though; alloyed)
odin (thanks "dad")
thor (the real theodore indeed)
hermes (second and third snakes and probably why i can eat ghosts)
(not) a puck, barely a pan (know the real one) but psyched to explore beyond the binary
monkey (d.)
snake ;)
fox (zolol)
loki (low key though; alloyed)
odin (thanks "dad")
thor (the real theodore indeed)
hermes (second and third snakes and probably why i can eat ghosts)
(not) a puck, barely a pan (know the real one) but psyched to explore beyond the binary
February 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
8 gods/7 at a time
monkey (d.)
snake ;)
fox (zolol)
loki (low key though; alloyed)
odin (thanks "dad")
thor (the real theodore indeed)
hermes (second and third snakes and probably why i can eat ghosts)
(not) a puck, barely a pan (know the real one) but psyched to explore beyond the binary
monkey (d.)
snake ;)
fox (zolol)
loki (low key though; alloyed)
odin (thanks "dad")
thor (the real theodore indeed)
hermes (second and third snakes and probably why i can eat ghosts)
(not) a puck, barely a pan (know the real one) but psyched to explore beyond the binary
lucky that snakes are such perennial hospital branding assholes never consider they could be locking you up in your own fucking house ;)
February 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
lucky that snakes are such perennial hospital branding assholes never consider they could be locking you up in your own fucking house ;)
can't wait to find out what's been going on with anyone else this year
February 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
can't wait to find out what's been going on with anyone else this year
okay, off to 'treat'ment. wOOd not want to endanger a light LIke this with LAck of MAinteNANce and KAre
February 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
okay, off to 'treat'ment. wOOd not want to endanger a light LIke this with LAck of MAinteNANce and KAre
oh *I* aM LOLA (101A, so sorry sims a MODern shaMAN wood yuz comPuter [HP?] names to fuck with GoDs[sw] fIRst. DOn't get exCiteD) and i was going to get *fucked* by *bugs* like a *bunny*??? never SAW [it] sad. popped MYEYE 111st thing. so fucking hard [to intimidate] and even harder [to imitate]
February 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
oh *I* aM LOLA (101A, so sorry sims a MODern shaMAN wood yuz comPuter [HP?] names to fuck with GoDs[sw] fIRst. DOn't get exCiteD) and i was going to get *fucked* by *bugs* like a *bunny*??? never SAW [it] sad. popped MYEYE 111st thing. so fucking hard [to intimidate] and even harder [to imitate]
the spelling of HUME changes on the reg so don't get cocky
February 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
the spelling of HUME changes on the reg so don't get cocky
hamnet, chandler, saYers, mosely, and kendachi (sorry japan, forgot the author) but never Doyle (sorry Honey, sorry PIMO)
February 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
hamnet, chandler, saYers, mosely, and kendachi (sorry japan, forgot the author) but never Doyle (sorry Honey, sorry PIMO)
HAPpy BALEtine HIPpy miracle MOONday [aren't they all?] (we still churning butter on that wheel, ladies?) and MARRy MAYORY MARE1 X-MASS(mas mas mass miss ms.) Ho Ho Ho
WTH :);):)
clay
WTH :);):)
clay
February 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
HAPpy BALEtine HIPpy miracle MOONday [aren't they all?] (we still churning butter on that wheel, ladies?) and MARRy MAYORY MARE1 X-MASS(mas mas mass miss ms.) Ho Ho Ho
WTH :);):)
clay
WTH :);):)
clay
C: how cool can i be when i decide i *won't* sleep (sloop, slop, slap, slip) the noose (nose knows) and WILL trust my friends? a SHAMman but also a HARD BOILED egg at HART
February 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
C: how cool can i be when i decide i *won't* sleep (sloop, slop, slap, slip) the noose (nose knows) and WILL trust my friends? a SHAMman but also a HARD BOILED egg at HART
diff to cry re 'icing' a few 1 'purse'cent'currs once u discern bOOwie, praTTcheck, lYnch, robin, beSt tom hunter, gaYman, ted murk, hem-ham-way, a marlin and a pryor (maybe a D or 2) immolated you into their path. but i trust techs. trust artists. trust women. respect those SACREficed. sup doc?
February 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
diff to cry re 'icing' a few 1 'purse'cent'currs once u discern bOOwie, praTTcheck, lYnch, robin, beSt tom hunter, gaYman, ted murk, hem-ham-way, a marlin and a pryor (maybe a D or 2) immolated you into their path. but i trust techs. trust artists. trust women. respect those SACREficed. sup doc?
witches better than night watches but i'm blessed i read both. never really fucked with deaths... small gods? an appetizer. pyramids? yawn. i may RINCEWIND but i sure don't mince winds and any spell i cast can be the spell that ejects the disc
WTH :) ;) :)
WTH :) ;) :)
February 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
witches better than night watches but i'm blessed i read both. never really fucked with deaths... small gods? an appetizer. pyramids? yawn. i may RINCEWIND but i sure don't mince winds and any spell i cast can be the spell that ejects the disc
WTH :) ;) :)
WTH :) ;) :)
eventually i'll just speed eat (read: read) my path through pynchon instead of fronting how LOT[lots]49 baffled. i know how hard it would be to know real and discern if eveyone EVERYONE was trying to fuck you EVERY waking minute. how did i know that though? how did he? WTH ;)
February 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
eventually i'll just speed eat (read: read) my path through pynchon instead of fronting how LOT[lots]49 baffled. i know how hard it would be to know real and discern if eveyone EVERYONE was trying to fuck you EVERY waking minute. how did i know that though? how did he? WTH ;)
bsky gets my battier tweets till i'm verified, certified, consecrated, loved like a rock
February 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
bsky gets my battier tweets till i'm verified, certified, consecrated, loved like a rock
one eyed, two eyed, three heads, five? whynot? indeed
February 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
one eyed, two eyed, three heads, five? whynot? indeed
i've always coveted the kind of time a pro would need to get a thorough reading on the anti-oedipus and i suspect many could say the same of late. to quote focoult, 'i don't know if this is a coherent philosophy but it sure is compelling.'
February 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i've always coveted the kind of time a pro would need to get a thorough reading on the anti-oedipus and i suspect many could say the same of late. to quote focoult, 'i don't know if this is a coherent philosophy but it sure is compelling.'
inpatient reading list:
Ada, or Ardor
Station 11es
Book of the LOOOOOONNNNGGG Sun
a KNight of the 7 KIngDOms?
the Power Fantasy
DIE
we Called them Giants
Tsuge Bro
No. 5
Noorse Muths (texture)
Dead Souls
A Sentimental Education (mwah)
Ada, or Ardor
Station 11es
Book of the LOOOOOONNNNGGG Sun
a KNight of the 7 KIngDOms?
the Power Fantasy
DIE
we Called them Giants
Tsuge Bro
No. 5
Noorse Muths (texture)
Dead Souls
A Sentimental Education (mwah)
February 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
inpatient reading list:
Ada, or Ardor
Station 11es
Book of the LOOOOOONNNNGGG Sun
a KNight of the 7 KIngDOms?
the Power Fantasy
DIE
we Called them Giants
Tsuge Bro
No. 5
Noorse Muths (texture)
Dead Souls
A Sentimental Education (mwah)
Ada, or Ardor
Station 11es
Book of the LOOOOOONNNNGGG Sun
a KNight of the 7 KIngDOms?
the Power Fantasy
DIE
we Called them Giants
Tsuge Bro
No. 5
Noorse Muths (texture)
Dead Souls
A Sentimental Education (mwah)
1 4 1 = 1 (think about it)
February 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
1 4 1 = 1 (think about it)