@claym8ion.bsky.social
Helping Trust & Safety teams by day, data nerd, biz ops, urban farming, travel, wine & whiskey, crooner, ally, occasional poster, aggressive liker, pnw
Absolutely dominating this jukebox right now.
June 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Absolutely dominating this jukebox right now.
You ever shake so hard you knock yourself back down?
May 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You ever shake so hard you knock yourself back down?
Hangin on the coast is hard y'all.
May 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hangin on the coast is hard y'all.
OH: I'm just gonna finish this beer and grab a couple more for the room. I wanna get to bed early.
May 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
OH: I'm just gonna finish this beer and grab a couple more for the room. I wanna get to bed early.
Staying at this cute place in Oregon wine country for the weekend.
May 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Staying at this cute place in Oregon wine country for the weekend.
Nice flight path out of SFO today.
May 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Nice flight path out of SFO today.
Two Uber rides between San Francisco and Sunnyvale count as cardio for the day.
May 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Two Uber rides between San Francisco and Sunnyvale count as cardio for the day.
Leaving the office yesterday. Elevator stops. Guy gets on, and asks if want some elevator music. "Sure." And this portable-speaker-carrying hero proceeds to play Sultans of Swing for the rest of the ride, and his exit from the building.
May 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Leaving the office yesterday. Elevator stops. Guy gets on, and asks if want some elevator music. "Sure." And this portable-speaker-carrying hero proceeds to play Sultans of Swing for the rest of the ride, and his exit from the building.
Couple of my favorites from our time in Costa Rica.
April 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Couple of my favorites from our time in Costa Rica.
First outdoor fire of the year. Pink moon sneaking in.
April 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
First outdoor fire of the year. Pink moon sneaking in.
Apparently, my favorite procrastination technique at work is f**king with table styles in slides, when I should be focusing on meaningful content.
April 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Apparently, my favorite procrastination technique at work is f**king with table styles in slides, when I should be focusing on meaningful content.
My Google Authenticator app has a 5 page list of apps/systems that I access, and I'm sorry if you actually understand what that means.
March 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My Google Authenticator app has a 5 page list of apps/systems that I access, and I'm sorry if you actually understand what that means.
Literally used this language in a Slack today: "We should be afforded that same courtesy."
Where did I learn to talk like this? I sound like I went to the Willy Wonka School of Business.
Where did I learn to talk like this? I sound like I went to the Willy Wonka School of Business.
March 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Literally used this language in a Slack today: "We should be afforded that same courtesy."
Where did I learn to talk like this? I sound like I went to the Willy Wonka School of Business.
Where did I learn to talk like this? I sound like I went to the Willy Wonka School of Business.
This woman is fierce.
March 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
This woman is fierce.
This gorgeous lady turns 50 in 20 mins.
March 7, 2025 at 7:45 AM
This gorgeous lady turns 50 in 20 mins.
An appropriate vintage to kickoff my Muse's birthday weekend.
March 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
An appropriate vintage to kickoff my Muse's birthday weekend.
Somebody enjoying the snowdrops this morning.
February 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Somebody enjoying the snowdrops this morning.
Loving these Nick and Nora glasses from Educated Barfly. And I'm married to a literal scientist, so you can always conveniently find work instructions.
February 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Loving these Nick and Nora glasses from Educated Barfly. And I'm married to a literal scientist, so you can always conveniently find work instructions.
Look who's wearing her favorite, and only, sports ball shirt.
February 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Look who's wearing her favorite, and only, sports ball shirt.
I can usually count on Pinterest emails for pretty well targeted landscaping and home improvement ideas, but today I received this... personal attack.
February 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I can usually count on Pinterest emails for pretty well targeted landscaping and home improvement ideas, but today I received this... personal attack.
The subject wasn't super cooperative, but we got a couple decent pics from today's shoot.
January 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The subject wasn't super cooperative, but we got a couple decent pics from today's shoot.
Today has been quite a week. Here's a video of cute bulldog snores. Sound up. Eyes on the cheeks.
January 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Today has been quite a week. Here's a video of cute bulldog snores. Sound up. Eyes on the cheeks.
Inspired by a couple dinners while traveling this week. Braised short ribs and root vegetables over polenta.
January 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Inspired by a couple dinners while traveling this week. Braised short ribs and root vegetables over polenta.
Volume up for the relaxing sounds of a bulldog chewing on an antler.
December 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Volume up for the relaxing sounds of a bulldog chewing on an antler.