John Lithgow's Hammer
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John Lithgow's Hammer
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Whole lotta nails out there folks. Whole lotta nails.

2006 Brendy's: https://youtu.be/gpTaPsfw5r4

Host of the Brendy's. Vote on our next episode 1997 https://forms.fillout.com/t/eCFdtCEr2rus
“Come to my new restaurant in the shadow of the mammoth distribution warehouse. Yes they are laminated. Why do you ask?”
April 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This is the 2007 Brendy's featuring the mighty 2007 trio of movies, No Country For Old Men, There Will Be Blood, and Zodiac.

This week's Brendy categories include Best Coppola Performance, best Murder, Secretly written by Aaron Sorkin, Best Villain, Best animal

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2007
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February 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The newest episode of the Brendy's covers 1993, a year the Oscars anointed Schindler's list and completely whiffed on Jurassic Park. Also, one of the best Animal performance years on record, Homeward bound, Free Willy, Binks from Hocus Pocus... Enjoy

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The Brendy's - 1993
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January 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Vote for the Brendy Awards for movies released in 1993 right here

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1993
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January 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is the new 2001 episode of the Brendy's.

Ba-baba Bum Bum Bum.

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The Brendy Awards - 2001
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January 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
this is the second episode of the Brendy awards, enjoy!

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The Brendy Awards - 1997
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January 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Angrily throwing my livestrong bracelet in the trash “he did WHAT?!”
January 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The first episode of the Brendy's, where I relitigate old Oscar years, and remember some films with my old pal Zee
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The Brendy Awards - 2006
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January 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Doing exactly what should be done with a 17 follower acct and posting a link for you to vote on what the academy awards 18 years ago should have looked like.

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Brendy's
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December 10, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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Been thinking about the Chem teacher i had in high school, who told me "there's a place for people like, it's called a soup kitchen" when he caught me sleeping in class. Joke's on him though I live with my parents.
October 20, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Let’s play fuck marry kill with my early adulthood dvd collection, no repeats:
Fuck Die Hard 3
Marry The Departed
Kill The West Wing season 6
October 16, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Let’s play fuck marry kill with my early adulthood dvd collection, no repeats:
Fuck talladega nights
Marry Seinfeld S4
Kill The Complete Denis Leary

I loved denis in HS, My yearbook quote was “life sucks get a helmet”. Didnt end up libertarian somehow but it could have gone either way for a minute
October 14, 2023 at 3:13 AM
Lets play fuck marry kill with my early adulthood dvd collection, no repeats:
fuck Die Hard
marry The Silence of the Lambs
kill 2Fast 2Furious

good thing about this game i've contrived is all my favorite movies are here. The bad things is the unforced admission of owning 2Fast. Its dead now though
October 14, 2023 at 3:05 AM
Lets play fuck marry kill with my early adulthood dvd collection, no repeats:
fuck Troy
marry The Jason Bourne trilogy
kill behind enemy lines

just bottle up that first brad pitt and sell it as cologne. Why do i have an owen wilson war movie on the shelf? I dont think i bought this. $10, near mint
October 14, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Lets play fuck marry kill with my early adulthood dvd collection, no repeats:
fuck snatch (!)
marry Arrested Development S1
Kill Waiting

Kill waiting again and again, wait until the bubbles stop.
October 14, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Lets play fuck marry kill with my early adulthood dvd collection, no repeats:

fuck ghostbusters1+2
marry Arrested development s2
kill Bobby

AD S2 is art. It's a painting. It's perfect. Bobby was nom for 6 awards? For what? Name me 5 people in that movie. if you can you arent someone i want to know
October 14, 2023 at 2:20 AM
Lets play fuck marry kill with my early adulthood dvd collection:

fuck Superbad
Marry LOTR Two Towers Extended
kill Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes

i like superbad but dont ask me about it in polite company please. LOTR 2 is the foundation on which i build my church and Amityville 4 has a 13% on RT
October 14, 2023 at 2:13 AM
Lets play fuck marry kill with my early adulthood dvd collection:

fuck Fringe season 1
marry Lost season 1
kill CSI: the complete third season

Fringe slaps, Lost season 1 was a very important show for me, and what is this when CSI caught its stride? Why do i own this? Pass Grissom
October 14, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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please, if you can: elis and henry and me urgently need help from you all. i got laid off, my unemployment claim stalled because of a scammer and we're running out of money. we could lose our apartment sooner rather than later.

if you don’t dig gofundme i have venmo and cashapp as well.
Help Liam and Elis Avoid Homelessness, organized by Liam Green
I'm Liam, partner to Elis and catdad to Big Henry. And we desperately need your help… Liam Green needs your support for Help Liam and Elis Avoid Homelessness
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October 2, 2023 at 12:43 AM
The Vegas Sphere is just a windows 98 media player screen saver that cost more than the budget of most department of educations
October 3, 2023 at 2:15 PM