Claudio Albertin
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📍 London
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90s/00s online banking security practices should genuinely be considered a form of mass hysteria
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
90s/00s online banking security practices should genuinely be considered a form of mass hysteria
Who is responsible for all these counterproductive “security” practices every outdated financial institution seems to implement? There is no way any rational person would think of them independently? Was there a gas leak at some conference?
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Who is responsible for all these counterproductive “security” practices every outdated financial institution seems to implement? There is no way any rational person would think of them independently? Was there a gas leak at some conference?
I wish I was a donkey so someone would describe me this way
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I wish I was a donkey so someone would describe me this way
That’s all I know about it, that you can pet the foxes
October 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
That’s all I know about it, that you can pet the foxes
Is that the one with the foxes
October 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Is that the one with the foxes
This knowledge will increase it to “elevated”
October 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This knowledge will increase it to “elevated”
But think of the children (they deserve to have their private data stolen)
October 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
But think of the children (they deserve to have their private data stolen)
I may start moving my data out of the UK
October 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I may start moving my data out of the UK
Discouraging (or actively outlawing) end-to-end encryption is entirely counterproductive to their stated goals, completely ridiculous, and evidence of near criminal incompetence
October 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Discouraging (or actively outlawing) end-to-end encryption is entirely counterproductive to their stated goals, completely ridiculous, and evidence of near criminal incompetence
The app in general is a study in how to best frustrate me specifically
September 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The app in general is a study in how to best frustrate me specifically
Don’t forget the AI customer support chat bot
September 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Don’t forget the AI customer support chat bot
You can swipe up from the address bar to get there
September 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
You can swipe up from the address bar to get there
There have been exciting developments in teeth
September 19, 2025 at 7:01 AM
There have been exciting developments in teeth
You’ve slightly misspelt my name
September 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You’ve slightly misspelt my name
Is Invasion worth it?
September 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Is Invasion worth it?
Each time you connect Keir Starmer shows a child a picture of a pair of tits and kicks them in the teeth, it’s just the inevitable cost of doing business
August 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Each time you connect Keir Starmer shows a child a picture of a pair of tits and kicks them in the teeth, it’s just the inevitable cost of doing business