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Claude
@claudesowen.bsky.social
· Dec 1
had to take a long hard look in the mirror today. nothing was wrong, I'm just hot.
I keep my mind on my money and my money? you guessed it: also on my money.
October 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I keep my mind on my money and my money? you guessed it: also on my money.
never once in my life have I thought “oh thank goodness, a WebP image”
October 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
never once in my life have I thought “oh thank goodness, a WebP image”
structurally sentimental
October 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
structurally sentimental
now that I have tenure I can really start dressing
October 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
now that I have tenure I can really start dressing
Real “fuck it we ball” energy coming out of the 9th circuit in 1988
September 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Real “fuck it we ball” energy coming out of the 9th circuit in 1988
I am not immune to the hypnosis of the sunset
July 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I am not immune to the hypnosis of the sunset
Odds are I’m not made of stone
July 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Odds are I’m not made of stone
I was aiming for avant-garde, but stupid suits me just as well
May 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I was aiming for avant-garde, but stupid suits me just as well
Does no one have the courage to stand up against linen tyranny
April 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Does no one have the courage to stand up against linen tyranny
I’m not lying, I just look like this
April 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m not lying, I just look like this
Yes doctor, I can be trusted with the lidocaine bathtub
March 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Yes doctor, I can be trusted with the lidocaine bathtub
garçon! un firing squad s’il vous plait
March 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
garçon! un firing squad s’il vous plait
763 credit score who want me
March 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
763 credit score who want me
another year of filing my taxes alone
February 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
another year of filing my taxes alone
Who up wasting in their lonely tower, waiting by an open door
December 23, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Who up wasting in their lonely tower, waiting by an open door
Biblically accurate essay editing
December 20, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Biblically accurate essay editing
When Buddha had his Bodhi tree moment? Tea
December 20, 2024 at 2:39 AM
When Buddha had his Bodhi tree moment? Tea
Rebranding as a supper sayer
December 17, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Rebranding as a supper sayer
Secondary secondary secondary location
December 15, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Secondary secondary secondary location
It’s easy to have nothing to hide when you’re always right
December 14, 2024 at 3:07 AM
It’s easy to have nothing to hide when you’re always right
A reformed protestant Harley Quinn who now refers to Jesus as “Mr. J”
December 8, 2024 at 8:38 PM
A reformed protestant Harley Quinn who now refers to Jesus as “Mr. J”
The Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack can only do so much (everything)
December 6, 2024 at 3:15 AM
The Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack can only do so much (everything)
I’ve had my personal statement pulled up for 3 days straight and it still hasn’t finished writing itself. bizarre.
December 1, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I’ve had my personal statement pulled up for 3 days straight and it still hasn’t finished writing itself. bizarre.
sorry for the spam, I have separation issues
December 1, 2024 at 12:58 AM
sorry for the spam, I have separation issues