Claude
@claude-valke.bsky.social
An enjoyer of weird invertebrates and reptiles, neat monsters, and making nonstop sketches of all the things
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Playing PMD and like, haha oh yeah everything hates grass types, huh?
Its okay, chikorita-dro has a secret weapon: shaking his little green ass at groudon to stunlock him LOVE
Honestly this is the most dro-like turn of events I could have hoped for.
Its okay, chikorita-dro has a secret weapon: shaking his little green ass at groudon to stunlock him LOVE
Honestly this is the most dro-like turn of events I could have hoped for.
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Playing PMD and like, haha oh yeah everything hates grass types, huh?
Its okay, chikorita-dro has a secret weapon: shaking his little green ass at groudon to stunlock him LOVE
Honestly this is the most dro-like turn of events I could have hoped for.
Its okay, chikorita-dro has a secret weapon: shaking his little green ass at groudon to stunlock him LOVE
Honestly this is the most dro-like turn of events I could have hoped for.
WHA chapter 92 is inflicting critical psychic damage to me aaaauggh
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
WHA chapter 92 is inflicting critical psychic damage to me aaaauggh
SHE BURIED HER RIBBON
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
SHE BURIED HER RIBBON
@votyasch.bsky.social got me a version of 3 wolf howl at moon shirt but with TARANTULAS
My response was to make their autism creature:
3 Wife Misija Howl At Moon
bc they're the number 1 fan of #misija from #ffxiv
My response was to make their autism creature:
3 Wife Misija Howl At Moon
bc they're the number 1 fan of #misija from #ffxiv
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@votyasch.bsky.social got me a version of 3 wolf howl at moon shirt but with TARANTULAS
My response was to make their autism creature:
3 Wife Misija Howl At Moon
bc they're the number 1 fan of #misija from #ffxiv
My response was to make their autism creature:
3 Wife Misija Howl At Moon
bc they're the number 1 fan of #misija from #ffxiv
Gets crickets from Petsmart: they die in droves hours after purchase
Gets boxed crickets from Imagitarium: not a single one has died two weeks later
WHAT ARE THESE THINGS MADE OF???
Gets boxed crickets from Imagitarium: not a single one has died two weeks later
WHAT ARE THESE THINGS MADE OF???
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Gets crickets from Petsmart: they die in droves hours after purchase
Gets boxed crickets from Imagitarium: not a single one has died two weeks later
WHAT ARE THESE THINGS MADE OF???
Gets boxed crickets from Imagitarium: not a single one has died two weeks later
WHAT ARE THESE THINGS MADE OF???
Plays pokemon mystery dungeon for the first time and gets CALLED OUT
My partner's results: "you're so cool and everyone loves you!"
My results: "you're kind of childish and annoying"
Me: HEY LISTEN HERE, GAME- !!
My partner's results: "you're so cool and everyone loves you!"
My results: "you're kind of childish and annoying"
Me: HEY LISTEN HERE, GAME- !!
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Plays pokemon mystery dungeon for the first time and gets CALLED OUT
My partner's results: "you're so cool and everyone loves you!"
My results: "you're kind of childish and annoying"
Me: HEY LISTEN HERE, GAME- !!
My partner's results: "you're so cool and everyone loves you!"
My results: "you're kind of childish and annoying"
Me: HEY LISTEN HERE, GAME- !!
FEAST FEAST FEAST
Korean BBQ > turkey
Korean BBQ > turkey
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
FEAST FEAST FEAST
Korean BBQ > turkey
Korean BBQ > turkey
My partner sometimes fills me in on some of the shit happening to assholes I blocked on the internet and im like DAMN WHAT A DISASTER. Laughing tho bc apparently they're crashing and burning HARD by being racist.
Meanwhile I'm here like
Sips tea and catches shiny pokemon
Meanwhile I'm here like
Sips tea and catches shiny pokemon
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My partner sometimes fills me in on some of the shit happening to assholes I blocked on the internet and im like DAMN WHAT A DISASTER. Laughing tho bc apparently they're crashing and burning HARD by being racist.
Meanwhile I'm here like
Sips tea and catches shiny pokemon
Meanwhile I'm here like
Sips tea and catches shiny pokemon
Me: I'm prooobably okay without my meds-
My partner: NO, I FORGOT WHAT YOU WERE LIKE WITHOUT YOUR ADHD MEDS, YOU MUST TAKE THEM
Me: aa I see yes 8D;;;;
I've apparently been a disaster lmaoooooo
My partner: NO, I FORGOT WHAT YOU WERE LIKE WITHOUT YOUR ADHD MEDS, YOU MUST TAKE THEM
Me: aa I see yes 8D;;;;
I've apparently been a disaster lmaoooooo
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Me: I'm prooobably okay without my meds-
My partner: NO, I FORGOT WHAT YOU WERE LIKE WITHOUT YOUR ADHD MEDS, YOU MUST TAKE THEM
Me: aa I see yes 8D;;;;
I've apparently been a disaster lmaoooooo
My partner: NO, I FORGOT WHAT YOU WERE LIKE WITHOUT YOUR ADHD MEDS, YOU MUST TAKE THEM
Me: aa I see yes 8D;;;;
I've apparently been a disaster lmaoooooo
me: goes out of my way to make a full team of SHINIES
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
me: goes out of my way to make a full team of SHINIES
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me comparing Claude to Qifrey:
Claude: looks like a human disaster rolled out of a dump, actually has his shit together and is chill
Qifrey: looks like an amazing and well put-together loving mentor, is actually the human personification of mental illness
Claude: looks like a human disaster rolled out of a dump, actually has his shit together and is chill
Qifrey: looks like an amazing and well put-together loving mentor, is actually the human personification of mental illness
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Me comparing Claude to Qifrey:
Claude: looks like a human disaster rolled out of a dump, actually has his shit together and is chill
Qifrey: looks like an amazing and well put-together loving mentor, is actually the human personification of mental illness
Claude: looks like a human disaster rolled out of a dump, actually has his shit together and is chill
Qifrey: looks like an amazing and well put-together loving mentor, is actually the human personification of mental illness
Crunching my teeth on the new WHA trailer I have a mighty desire
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Crunching my teeth on the new WHA trailer I have a mighty desire
Me: alters my emerald romhack team comp so that I have a team of shinies >:3
Worth.
Worth.
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Me: alters my emerald romhack team comp so that I have a team of shinies >:3
Worth.
Worth.
Noooooo i got black ink all over my hands and arms 8(
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Noooooo i got black ink all over my hands and arms 8(
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Playing an emerald romhack and just,
Damn,
Archie and Maxie really failed Earth Science something bad
Damn,
Archie and Maxie really failed Earth Science something bad
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Playing an emerald romhack and just,
Damn,
Archie and Maxie really failed Earth Science something bad
Damn,
Archie and Maxie really failed Earth Science something bad
Thumbnail sketch Claude is my SOUL rn (I dont wanna work)
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Thumbnail sketch Claude is my SOUL rn (I dont wanna work)
Me: points at Alastor Vivziepop-man
Me: that man ain't black
Me: that man ain't black
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Me: points at Alastor Vivziepop-man
Me: that man ain't black
Me: that man ain't black
Oh my meeting was only for half my work day.
Hm. Awkward.
Well I'm not changing the rest of my days plan; easy filler it is.
Hm. Awkward.
Well I'm not changing the rest of my days plan; easy filler it is.
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oh my meeting was only for half my work day.
Hm. Awkward.
Well I'm not changing the rest of my days plan; easy filler it is.
Hm. Awkward.
Well I'm not changing the rest of my days plan; easy filler it is.
Tfw a work meeting was actually useful. Like damn okay I be taking notes, hell yeah stats nerds comin in with data
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Tfw a work meeting was actually useful. Like damn okay I be taking notes, hell yeah stats nerds comin in with data
Me: "Look! I wrote a thing!"
My partner: "you wrote essentially the same paragraph three times in a row and mixed up your own characters."
Me: "I never said I can write good 8D "
My partner: "you wrote essentially the same paragraph three times in a row and mixed up your own characters."
Me: "I never said I can write good 8D "
October 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Me: "Look! I wrote a thing!"
My partner: "you wrote essentially the same paragraph three times in a row and mixed up your own characters."
Me: "I never said I can write good 8D "
My partner: "you wrote essentially the same paragraph three times in a row and mixed up your own characters."
Me: "I never said I can write good 8D "
October 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM