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meleemario720.bsky.social
This one's my favourite for how unsubtle it is
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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kewkoh.bsky.social
Top 10 Feral Mills comics of 2025 (6-3)
Panel 1 Chauncey and Melissa are lying in bed naked, leaning on each other. Melissa's on her phone and Chauncey's wearing a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs. Chauncey: Can you put on some Springsteen, babe? Melissa: One sec, I'm buying some tupperware. Panel 2 Chauncey: More? Don't we have enough? Melissa: You can never have too much. Besides, since when are you into Bruce Springsteen? Panel 3 Chauncey: Dunno. I just had an urge after we got done bangin'. Melissa: Huh, yeah. Me too. Panel 4 Both look shocked. Panel 5 Chauncey and Melissa are in a 24 hour pharmacy. Chauncey is holding the pharmacist by his shirt while both he and Melissa scream at him. The pharmacist looks scared. Chauncey: Give us the Plan B now!! Melissa: We know you're holding, you bastard!! Panel 1 Charleston hands a lump of clay to Lester. Charleston: Art therapy's a way of expressing yourself if you're shy about opening up. Try making something out of clay without thinking about it too much. Panel 2 Lester manipulates the blob of clay in his hands, concentration on making something. Panel 3 Lester has formed the clay into a noose and holds it in his hands. SFFX: SQUISH SQUISH Panel 4 Lester, looking worried, squishes the clay back into a blob, Lester: Uh... Let me try that again. SFX: SQUISH Panel 5 Lester holds a clay Mauser C96 in his hands. Panel 6 Lester looks more worried and starts sweating. Lester: Bwuh! One more time, one more time! Panel 7 Lester has formed the clay into the image of him lying dead in a casket with Chauncey and Marla looking at him, forlorn. Panel 8 Lester looks up. Lester: This doesn't mean anything, right? Panel 1 Lester's hand and another person's hand reach toward a book with the title "Bird Punching in Canada" by Sue LaDue. Lester: Oh, looks like this is the last copy. Panel 2 Lester stands across from a woman, in front of the bookshelf. Woman: Yeah it must be pretty popular. My friend, Marla, just recommended it to me. Panel 3 Lester: You don't mean Marla Doubek, do you? She recommended it to me too. Panel 4 Woman: No way! She and I went to high school together. What a funny coincidence. Panel 5 Lester and the woman both blush, looking at each other in an awkwardly fawning sort of way. Lester: Heh, yeah. Like it was meant to be, or something. Panel 6 Lester stares, eyes bloodshot, at a conspiracy board pinned to a wall while smoking a cigarette. The woman he met at the book store is at the center with strings attaching her to various people and things like Marla, the Pope, Sue Ladue, and big pharma. Panel 1 Marla and Lester walk down the street, sweaty and miserable, on a hot day. Marla: God, it's hot. I feel so gross. Can I use the shower when we get to your place? Lester: Sure. Panel 2 Marla happily takes a shower. Panel 3 Closeup of Marla looking at something off panel. Marla: Single guys' bathrooms are so spartan. Panel 4 A wider view of Lester's shower, showing very little except for a single product: a bottle in the shape of a pistol. Marla's silhouette stands in the foreground. Panel 5 A closeup of the bottle in Marla's hand. It says "BIVEA MEN," "MANWOSH," ALL in ONE," "BARBECUE SCENT," and, "TACTICAL FREESHNESS PROCUCT" across the top. On the handle it says, "Shampoo, conditioner, bodywash, disinfectant, astringent, moisturizer, degreaser, sex lube (not gay), sourdough starter, expectorant, motor oil, window cleaner, cologne, wood varnish, paint thinner, industrial-strength superglue, breath freshener, death by cop, coffee enema, delousing agent (not gay), all-purpose pest poison, lighter fluid, (cont. on back)
December 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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stedilnik.bsky.social
more deer behaviour
"so, you never sparred before... Well, I suppose we can try the old fashioned way. You don't mind if I undress, do you?" "No! Not at all!" "Now then... we don't have protective gear, so we start locked. Heads together, one hand behind the neck. That way we won't immediately gore each other." "yes sir." "grappling only, no punching or kicking. Don't make me regret not wearing a cup." "yes sir." "And don't call me sir." "ok.." "Now then... ready?" "uh-huh" "ok..."
December 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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stedilnik.bsky.social
more deer behaviour, pt.2
"go." "What, that was it? A big guy like you can't beat an old poof like me? I'm half your size." "Guess not! heh heh heh... areyougoingtofuckmenow?" "Be serious."
December 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM