I should qualify, the box was definitely an air conditioner and he was definitely doing a bit as I was staring like he was Santa Claus and clearly clocked I was a fan.

Oh I am broken I just fully self inserted and read "without installing a piece of software that doesn't help or automate sewing or patterns"

Very true, I guess I phrased that as a direct response to the 'asking AI in front of people' thing.

Shar troosh? Now what in the hell is a Shar troosh?!?! (you can apply whatever accent you find funniest)

I appreciate that this is a weird in-joke but I just wanna say I asked noone, thought about this myself instead, and think you know exactly what you are talking about ❤️

This is such a banger of an idea. What sensor are you using out of interest?

As a foreigner living here I'll never not find Dinkelbutterkeks hilarious.

Keks is a regional English slang word for underwear. I am extremely immature 😁

If you haven't already read Ten Arguments for Deleting Your Social Media Accounts Right Now, it's another goodie. Don't be put off by the oMg bOoK title, Jaron Lanier is great.

Surely one jumperless, many jumperfluous?