@classydemon.bsky.social
He/Him
I argue about politics more than a healthy amount
I argue about politics more than a healthy amount
(also ignore when we also kill children with much higher efficiency)
June 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
(also ignore when we also kill children with much higher efficiency)
I'd rather get door knocked for a mayoral Champaign over people trying to convert me any day
June 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I'd rather get door knocked for a mayoral Champaign over people trying to convert me any day
That explains a lot
June 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
That explains a lot
"was Iran the one that give me the big plane?" -trump discussing matters with his advisors
June 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"was Iran the one that give me the big plane?" -trump discussing matters with his advisors
Training and fear is not creation
June 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Training and fear is not creation
Conscious crafter, mentally enriched maker, Natural Intelligence Networker, Existential Envisionor, Psycho smith
June 20, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Conscious crafter, mentally enriched maker, Natural Intelligence Networker, Existential Envisionor, Psycho smith
"bleeding artist" has a ring
June 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
"bleeding artist" has a ring
That's really shitty, I'm sorry you've gotta listen to that.
I sincerely hope the business suffers an uninsured fire shortly after you find a higher paying position with a better company
I sincerely hope the business suffers an uninsured fire shortly after you find a higher paying position with a better company
June 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
That's really shitty, I'm sorry you've gotta listen to that.
I sincerely hope the business suffers an uninsured fire shortly after you find a higher paying position with a better company
I sincerely hope the business suffers an uninsured fire shortly after you find a higher paying position with a better company
"apocalyptic mental masturbation conspiracy" needs to be a metal album asap
June 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"apocalyptic mental masturbation conspiracy" needs to be a metal album asap
I haven't stopped talking about this and nobody will listen to me thank you it's fucking insane
June 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I haven't stopped talking about this and nobody will listen to me thank you it's fucking insane
Still happy it was passed.
It's a sad happy but I'll take it
It's a sad happy but I'll take it
June 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Still happy it was passed.
It's a sad happy but I'll take it
It's a sad happy but I'll take it
Lest we forget
March 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Lest we forget
So it sounds like American radio
March 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So it sounds like American radio
"comedy is legal now" said the man, moments before ruining one of the biggest hotbeds for comedy on the internet beyond recognition
February 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
"comedy is legal now" said the man, moments before ruining one of the biggest hotbeds for comedy on the internet beyond recognition
Someone once suggested that they *might* have to *slightly* raise the price of the hotdogs, and the founder threatened to beat that man to death on the spot.
A true man of the people.
A true man of the people.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Someone once suggested that they *might* have to *slightly* raise the price of the hotdogs, and the founder threatened to beat that man to death on the spot.
A true man of the people.
A true man of the people.
Not the point of a DOS. Keep their lines full and hopefully overload them, or at least make the wait-list so long legitimate customers can't get through
February 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Not the point of a DOS. Keep their lines full and hopefully overload them, or at least make the wait-list so long legitimate customers can't get through
Are you collecting or creating?
February 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Are you collecting or creating?
Alternatively, there is a line of screws that will automatically change it's recess to exactly the right shape for the screwdriver
If you try using the auto sizing screwdriver on the auto sizing screws, your account will automatically be charged 74.99 unless you have the premium subscription
If you try using the auto sizing screwdriver on the auto sizing screws, your account will automatically be charged 74.99 unless you have the premium subscription
February 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Alternatively, there is a line of screws that will automatically change it's recess to exactly the right shape for the screwdriver
If you try using the auto sizing screwdriver on the auto sizing screws, your account will automatically be charged 74.99 unless you have the premium subscription
If you try using the auto sizing screwdriver on the auto sizing screws, your account will automatically be charged 74.99 unless you have the premium subscription
Screwdriver on a separate subscription model, also an AI powered ratchet screwdriver that picks a random direction to ratchet in every time you apply pressure (5 second cool down)
February 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Screwdriver on a separate subscription model, also an AI powered ratchet screwdriver that picks a random direction to ratchet in every time you apply pressure (5 second cool down)
DNC and liberals were always capitalist, capitalism defaults to fascism as it collapses and those in power take extreme measures to maintain control
February 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
DNC and liberals were always capitalist, capitalism defaults to fascism as it collapses and those in power take extreme measures to maintain control
They've been at it for a while
There's a reason "liberal" means something very different now than it did a few decades ago
There's a reason "liberal" means something very different now than it did a few decades ago
February 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
They've been at it for a while
There's a reason "liberal" means something very different now than it did a few decades ago
There's a reason "liberal" means something very different now than it did a few decades ago
There are pronouns in my username? Where? Who put them there?
February 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There are pronouns in my username? Where? Who put them there?
Undergrad level also seems over confident but I agree
February 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Undergrad level also seems over confident but I agree
Same here, I'm usually good with context clues but I'm lost
February 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Same here, I'm usually good with context clues but I'm lost