Brandon E.
@classicpranks.bsky.social
Over 25 years experience looking at things on the internet ("surfing the web")
FIRST FROST! Goodbye itchy bug bite season; hello itchy dry skin season
October 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
FIRST FROST! Goodbye itchy bug bite season; hello itchy dry skin season
Referring to Christmas as "Christ Mess" from here on out.
February 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Referring to Christmas as "Christ Mess" from here on out.
Call me the Bellagio the way i got the loosest craps in town
February 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Call me the Bellagio the way i got the loosest craps in town
A game exactly like Jenga except it's called "WHAT THE HELL! IT FELL OVER AGAIN! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!" because that is what you yell when it falls over.
February 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
A game exactly like Jenga except it's called "WHAT THE HELL! IT FELL OVER AGAIN! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!" because that is what you yell when it falls over.
A group of two or more swastikars is called a "loserwaffe"
February 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
A group of two or more swastikars is called a "loserwaffe"
When trump "drained the swamp," did rfk jr drink it all? because he sounds like he's got about 10,000 frogs in his throat.
February 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When trump "drained the swamp," did rfk jr drink it all? because he sounds like he's got about 10,000 frogs in his throat.
I love the Beetles; John Lemon, Paul Beetles, Rango Tango, one of them is probably called Ian Trousers or something
February 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I love the Beetles; John Lemon, Paul Beetles, Rango Tango, one of them is probably called Ian Trousers or something
Roy Orbison: "'Pretty Woman' is 99% there, it just needs that finishing touch"
Producer: "Gargly growl?"
Roy: "Gargly growl."
Producer: "Gargly growl?"
Roy: "Gargly growl."
February 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Roy Orbison: "'Pretty Woman' is 99% there, it just needs that finishing touch"
Producer: "Gargly growl?"
Roy: "Gargly growl."
Producer: "Gargly growl?"
Roy: "Gargly growl."