Quotes from Classic Doctor Who
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“Good evening, sir. Do you know this young female, sir?”
“Oh, yes, yes. We were attacked by this little man and four other little men.”
“When I got here, sir, he was being strangled with his own pigtail.”
“Really? Girlish enthusiasm, officer?”
— A police officer and the Doctor, in “The […]
“Oh, yes, yes. We were attacked by this little man and four other little men.”
“When I got here, sir, he was being strangled with his own pigtail.”
“Really? Girlish enthusiasm, officer?”
— A police officer and the Doctor, in “The […]
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December 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“Good evening, sir. Do you know this young female, sir?”
“Oh, yes, yes. We were attacked by this little man and four other little men.”
“When I got here, sir, he was being strangled with his own pigtail.”
“Really? Girlish enthusiasm, officer?”
— A police officer and the Doctor, in “The […]
“Oh, yes, yes. We were attacked by this little man and four other little men.”
“When I got here, sir, he was being strangled with his own pigtail.”
“Really? Girlish enthusiasm, officer?”
— A police officer and the Doctor, in “The […]
“Small human female sighted on level three.”
“Who're you calling 'small'?”
— A Dalek and Ace, in “Remembrance of the Daleks”
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“Who're you calling 'small'?”
— A Dalek and Ace, in “Remembrance of the Daleks”
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December 1, 2025 at 8:08 AM
“Small human female sighted on level three.”
“Who're you calling 'small'?”
— A Dalek and Ace, in “Remembrance of the Daleks”
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“Who're you calling 'small'?”
— A Dalek and Ace, in “Remembrance of the Daleks”
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And I don't think much about your catalogue. It's full of gaps. ... What about the gryphons? Basilisks? You missed the dragons, the bandersnatches. And then there are the slithy toves, and the crowned Saxe-Coburg. ... I can't think how you missed them.
— The Doctor, to Light, in “Ghost Light” […]
— The Doctor, to Light, in “Ghost Light” […]
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And I don't think much about your catalogue. It's full of gaps. ... What about the gryphons? Basilisks? You missed the dragons, the bandersnatches. And then there are the slithy toves, and the crowned Saxe-Coburg. ... I can't think how you missed them.
— The Doctor, to Light, in “Ghost Light” […]
— The Doctor, to Light, in “Ghost Light” […]
“We must know what is happening there.”
“Did it occur to you to go and look?”
— President Borusa and the Master, in “The Five Doctors”
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“Did it occur to you to go and look?”
— President Borusa and the Master, in “The Five Doctors”
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November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“We must know what is happening there.”
“Did it occur to you to go and look?”
— President Borusa and the Master, in “The Five Doctors”
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“Did it occur to you to go and look?”
— President Borusa and the Master, in “The Five Doctors”
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“Love?”
“The exchange of two fantasies, your Majesty.”
— Monarch and Enlightenment, in “Four to Doomsday”
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“The exchange of two fantasies, your Majesty.”
— Monarch and Enlightenment, in “Four to Doomsday”
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November 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
“Love?”
“The exchange of two fantasies, your Majesty.”
— Monarch and Enlightenment, in “Four to Doomsday”
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“The exchange of two fantasies, your Majesty.”
— Monarch and Enlightenment, in “Four to Doomsday”
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First things first — I've a death to arrange.
— The Master, in “Mark of the Rani”
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— The Master, in “Mark of the Rani”
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November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
First things first — I've a death to arrange.
— The Master, in “Mark of the Rani”
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— The Master, in “Mark of the Rani”
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“They taught me at school how to stop my hearts.”
"*Hearts*? How many have you got?”
“One for casual, one for best.”
— Romana and Tyson, in “Destiny of the Daleks”
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"*Hearts*? How many have you got?”
“One for casual, one for best.”
— Romana and Tyson, in “Destiny of the Daleks”
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November 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
“They taught me at school how to stop my hearts.”
"*Hearts*? How many have you got?”
“One for casual, one for best.”
— Romana and Tyson, in “Destiny of the Daleks”
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"*Hearts*? How many have you got?”
“One for casual, one for best.”
— Romana and Tyson, in “Destiny of the Daleks”
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
— The Doctor, in “The Pirate Planet”
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— The Doctor, in “The Pirate Planet”
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November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
— The Doctor, in “The Pirate Planet”
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— The Doctor, in “The Pirate Planet”
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November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Do not raise your voice. You will achieve nothing by shouting.
— Kaftan, in “Tomb of the Cybermen”
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— Kaftan, in “Tomb of the Cybermen”
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November 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Do not raise your voice. You will achieve nothing by shouting.
— Kaftan, in “Tomb of the Cybermen”
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— Kaftan, in “Tomb of the Cybermen”
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“If we do cooperate, there'll be no question of your ever returning to Gallifrey.”
“If we don't cooperate, there'll be no question of Gallifrey.”
— The Master and the Doctor, in “Logopolis”
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“If we don't cooperate, there'll be no question of Gallifrey.”
— The Master and the Doctor, in “Logopolis”
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November 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“If we do cooperate, there'll be no question of your ever returning to Gallifrey.”
“If we don't cooperate, there'll be no question of Gallifrey.”
— The Master and the Doctor, in “Logopolis”
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“If we don't cooperate, there'll be no question of Gallifrey.”
— The Master and the Doctor, in “Logopolis”
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“Remember me to Gallifrey.”
“Bye-bye, Drax...”
— Drax and the Doctor, in “The Armageddon Factor”
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“Bye-bye, Drax...”
— Drax and the Doctor, in “The Armageddon Factor”
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November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“Remember me to Gallifrey.”
“Bye-bye, Drax...”
— Drax and the Doctor, in “The Armageddon Factor”
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“Bye-bye, Drax...”
— Drax and the Doctor, in “The Armageddon Factor”
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“I mean human meat, you fawning imbecile!”
“No sir; the _nouvelle cuisine_ has not yet penetrated this establishment.”
— Shockeye and Oscar, in “The Two Doctors”
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“No sir; the _nouvelle cuisine_ has not yet penetrated this establishment.”
— Shockeye and Oscar, in “The Two Doctors”
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November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
“I mean human meat, you fawning imbecile!”
“No sir; the _nouvelle cuisine_ has not yet penetrated this establishment.”
— Shockeye and Oscar, in “The Two Doctors”
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“No sir; the _nouvelle cuisine_ has not yet penetrated this establishment.”
— Shockeye and Oscar, in “The Two Doctors”
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Deactivating a generator loop without the correct key, it's like repairing a watch with a hammer and chisel. One false move and you'll never know the time again.
— The Doctor, in “The Pyramids of Mars”
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— The Doctor, in “The Pyramids of Mars”
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November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Deactivating a generator loop without the correct key, it's like repairing a watch with a hammer and chisel. One false move and you'll never know the time again.
— The Doctor, in “The Pyramids of Mars”
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— The Doctor, in “The Pyramids of Mars”
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I wasn't wandering the streets. I was merely contemplating certain local cartographic anomalies.
— The Doctor, in “Remembrance of the Daleks”
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— The Doctor, in “Remembrance of the Daleks”
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November 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I wasn't wandering the streets. I was merely contemplating certain local cartographic anomalies.
— The Doctor, in “Remembrance of the Daleks”
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— The Doctor, in “Remembrance of the Daleks”
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Probability computed at 0.00057, Mistress. There is a .567 error correction to that estimate. Error in error-correction estimate estimated at 0.375.
— K9, in “Warrior's Gate”
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— K9, in “Warrior's Gate”
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November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Probability computed at 0.00057, Mistress. There is a .567 error correction to that estimate. Error in error-correction estimate estimated at 0.375.
— K9, in “Warrior's Gate”
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— K9, in “Warrior's Gate”
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“Hence, this new device. It's called a randomizer, and it's fitted to the guidance systems and operates under a very complex scientific principle called pot luck. No one knows where we're going, not even the Black Guardian.”
“Not even us.”
— The Doctor and Romana, in “The Armageddon Factor” […]
“Not even us.”
— The Doctor and Romana, in “The Armageddon Factor” […]
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“Hence, this new device. It's called a randomizer, and it's fitted to the guidance systems and operates under a very complex scientific principle called pot luck. No one knows where we're going, not even the Black Guardian.”
“Not even us.”
— The Doctor and Romana, in “The Armageddon Factor” […]
“Not even us.”
— The Doctor and Romana, in “The Armageddon Factor” […]
“Are you all right?”
“Just a twinge of cosmic angst.”
— Turlough and the Doctor, in “The Five Doctors”
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“Just a twinge of cosmic angst.”
— Turlough and the Doctor, in “The Five Doctors”
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November 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“Are you all right?”
“Just a twinge of cosmic angst.”
— Turlough and the Doctor, in “The Five Doctors”
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“Just a twinge of cosmic angst.”
— Turlough and the Doctor, in “The Five Doctors”
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Come! the bear will not pursue us; such things happen only in the theatre.
— Lady Peinforte, in “Silver Nemesis”
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— Lady Peinforte, in “Silver Nemesis”
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November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Come! the bear will not pursue us; such things happen only in the theatre.
— Lady Peinforte, in “Silver Nemesis”
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— Lady Peinforte, in “Silver Nemesis”
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“Intone the computations? Why?”
“I've wondered that myself. Never had the nerve to ask them.”
— Adric and the Doctor, in “Logopolis”
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“I've wondered that myself. Never had the nerve to ask them.”
— Adric and the Doctor, in “Logopolis”
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November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
“Intone the computations? Why?”
“I've wondered that myself. Never had the nerve to ask them.”
— Adric and the Doctor, in “Logopolis”
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“I've wondered that myself. Never had the nerve to ask them.”
— Adric and the Doctor, in “Logopolis”
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“Allowing himself to be captured by the Sontarans — if anything happens to myself as a result of it, I will never forgive himself.”
“I do wish you'd stop switching personal pronouns.”
— The Doctor and Peri, in “The Two Doctors”
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“I do wish you'd stop switching personal pronouns.”
— The Doctor and Peri, in “The Two Doctors”
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November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“Allowing himself to be captured by the Sontarans — if anything happens to myself as a result of it, I will never forgive himself.”
“I do wish you'd stop switching personal pronouns.”
— The Doctor and Peri, in “The Two Doctors”
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“I do wish you'd stop switching personal pronouns.”
— The Doctor and Peri, in “The Two Doctors”
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“Is that bad?”
“Bad? No, it's disastrous.”
— Peri and the Doctor, in “Timelash”
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“Bad? No, it's disastrous.”
— Peri and the Doctor, in “Timelash”
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November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“Is that bad?”
“Bad? No, it's disastrous.”
— Peri and the Doctor, in “Timelash”
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“Bad? No, it's disastrous.”
— Peri and the Doctor, in “Timelash”
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“Adric, I give you a privileged insight into the mystery of time, yes?”
“Yes...”
“Open your mind to adventures beyond imagining, yes?”
“Yes...”
“And you criticize my logic!”
— The Doctor and Adric, in “The Keeper of Traken”
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“Yes...”
“Open your mind to adventures beyond imagining, yes?”
“Yes...”
“And you criticize my logic!”
— The Doctor and Adric, in “The Keeper of Traken”
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November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“Adric, I give you a privileged insight into the mystery of time, yes?”
“Yes...”
“Open your mind to adventures beyond imagining, yes?”
“Yes...”
“And you criticize my logic!”
— The Doctor and Adric, in “The Keeper of Traken”
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“Yes...”
“Open your mind to adventures beyond imagining, yes?”
“Yes...”
“And you criticize my logic!”
— The Doctor and Adric, in “The Keeper of Traken”
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“Ace, things may get dangerous, so I want you to have this.”
“It looks like a piece of chalk.”
“It is. I got it from the dart board.”
— The Doctor and Ace, in “Battlefield”
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“It looks like a piece of chalk.”
“It is. I got it from the dart board.”
— The Doctor and Ace, in “Battlefield”
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November 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
“Ace, things may get dangerous, so I want you to have this.”
“It looks like a piece of chalk.”
“It is. I got it from the dart board.”
— The Doctor and Ace, in “Battlefield”
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“It looks like a piece of chalk.”
“It is. I got it from the dart board.”
— The Doctor and Ace, in “Battlefield”
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“Yes!”
“What?!?”
“These *shoes*! They fit *perfectly*!”
— The Doctor and Grace, in “The Enemy Within”
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“What?!?”
“These *shoes*! They fit *perfectly*!”
— The Doctor and Grace, in “The Enemy Within”
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November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“Yes!”
“What?!?”
“These *shoes*! They fit *perfectly*!”
— The Doctor and Grace, in “The Enemy Within”
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“What?!?”
“These *shoes*! They fit *perfectly*!”
— The Doctor and Grace, in “The Enemy Within”
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