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Clark W. Seals
@clarkseals.bsky.social
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They/he. Co-producer and editor for Codex Entry. TTRPG and bird watching enthusiast.
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Horse staring wistfully at the ocean. Captioned, “Man”.
August 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy Spoilers Day 81
This is the worst case of Twink Death I've ever seen
#hundredlinespoilers #hundredline #spoilers
A little, short, animated, white blob person in a little hat and bow tie. He smiles and stands there, waving his little nub arms, no taller than anyone's knees. He is listed as "Ima Tsukumo". In a dialogue bubble beneath him, he says, "I'm back, Kako. Sorry for worrying you. As you can see, I'm completely fine."
May 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Happy AAPI Month! 1000xRESIST was so life changing I called my sister to tell her I love her. Please play it! Depiction of past events pictured below:
A young man (me) in square glasses and shaggy hair sobs on the ground. He is wearing a polo. He calls his sister on the phone. There is a dialogue bubble above him that reads, "Lani!!!". She's shown over a dialogue bubble. His sister has long hair and a fashionable outfit. She squints, confused, and asks, "Bro, are you... Crying?"
May 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Happy Easter, chucklefucks.
Pictured is the protagonist of the 2012 18+ visual novel, Dramatical Murder. Aoba, a young man with a shaggy, blue mullet and a puffy jacket, is crucified in the likeness of Jesus Christ. The picture is also decorated with various 8-bit video game style emojis. Dramatical Murder is a yaoi game.
April 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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What playing 1000xRESIST is like as an Asian
A photo of several Asian adults after seeing the movie "Everything Everywhere All at Once". One of them is in the fetal position, one is laying on the ground in grief. One is leaning up against the wall with exhaustion and another has a hand on their forehead. Another is on all fours. The implication is that the movie hit all of them like a truck.
April 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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I don’t care how cool the Nintendo game is, I am NOT paying $80 USD
Dan from the animated show Dan Vs. He is a short, angry man with a soul patch and a T-shirt that says “jerk” on the front. He is looking up at the camera with a sour expression.
April 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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If you've ever suffered from burnout, you should play this game. No I will not be taking any further questions. #wanderstop
Art for the game Wanderstop. A young woman sits on the left side of a bench crossing her arms. She has short hair pulled back by a headband and a scowl on her face. She begrudgingly crosses her tattooed arms. To her right is a handsome, bald, and cheerful fat man. With a blissful smile on his face, enjoys a cup of tea. They both have aprons on. The two of them sit outside of a whimsical tea house and a funny little bird flies around them. The title of the game is written above their heads.
March 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Guy who just gaslit a veteran into thinking he killed his own family then imploded said veteran: hey babe what do you wanna eat for dinner
On the scene is the animated character Caleb from the game Love and Deepspace. Caleb is a handsome a cheerful man with dark and well styled short hair. He is wearing a plain sweater. He smiles at the camera and asks the player, “Do you actually want to eat all that or are you just naming all the menu items? You have quite the appetite.”
March 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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we need less OCs that are chosen ones. this is my Pathologic OC, his name is Karp. he gets the plague on day one and dies
A stick figure drawing of a man with a balding head, moustache and crudely drawn stick arms.
February 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Period tracking feature on the app game Love and Deepspace
February 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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my wife whenever she consumes a piece of art i recommended that happens to have a traumatized trans coded white woman in it
An exaggerated doodle of my wife choking me to death. She is drawn with a giant, overly detailed arm. I, a bespectacled poindexter, and sweating in her grip. Her eyes glow menacingly.
February 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Clark coded characters
Hunter from The Owl House. He is an animated blonde boy covered in scars. He stares awkwardly into the camera while he badly cuts his own hair in front of a bathroom mirror. He looks disheveled and sweaty. Mikoto Mikoshiba from the anime Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun. He is a pretty boy with red hair and ear piercings. He is holding an anime figurine close to his chest and shouting loudly in a panic because he has been caught purchasing anime figurines. G’raha Tia from the MMO Final Fantasy 14. He is a pretty, red haired man with cat ears, red eyes and elegant neck tattoos. He gleefully looks at the cheeseburger in his hands. Karkat Vantas from the comic Homestuck. He is a teenage space alien with grey skin, fluffy black hair, orange horns and gold eyes. He grips his hair and screams, panicking as he is surrounded by buckets. Buckets are considered a sexual item in his alien culture.
February 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Pathfinder is going great today guys #pathfinder #ttrpg #dnd #tabletop
The image is a poorly drawn cartoon drawn by mouse. A giant woman and a dragon are both attempting to grapple a giant, crying bird demon. An elven woman stands to the side of them. All three are distracted by a tiny cat in a wizard hat with her paws raised. Above the tiny cat is a Chad edit of a kobold, making him look comically muscular. The giant woman is attracted to the kobold. The dragon and elf are both shocked and disturbed.
January 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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My wife started watching Haibane Renmei
Discord messages as follows. Wife says, “watched the first 9 episodes of Haibane Renmei. I’m going to Fuxking Destroy You”. The husband replies, “:3”
January 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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She’s got five arms, she’s caked up, and she has a will-they-won’t-they office romance with a scarred up bad boy that only she gets to boss around and they temporarily adopt a clownfish boy. She is a MILF!!! FIGHT ME
Peach the starfish (from animated movie Finding Nemo) making “snow angels” in algae Gil the angelfish and Peach the starfish, both from the animated movie Finding Nemo, next to each other
January 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Oh $80 giant Nukie poster my beloved one day I’ll come back to you
Propped up above a rack of clothes sits a giant poster of the terrible 1987 film “Nukie”. The poster itself has a terrible alien silhouette holding hands with two kids and they stand in front of the moon slowly setting.
January 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Didn’t watch the James Somerton Utena video for obvious reasons but I did make a bingo about it. Ignore that Chika got autocorrected to China I’m not remaking this
A bingo chart for Somerton’s Utena video. The squares list the following: Halfway through it becomes obvious he’s wearing a weave, wild claim that Chiho Saiton is a lesbian without evidence, calls Saionji misunderstood, compares Utena to Katniss Everdeen, spends 10 minutes bragging about how he’s smarter than everyone else, calls Miki a cinnamon roll too good for this world, plagiarizes an essay about a completely different anime, outdated millennial tinder joke, accuses Utena of being straight, incest apologetics, compared queerness to incest, says a slur he can’t reclaim, never mentions patriarchy, Baby Yoda reference with Chuchu, somehow makes it all about Akio, Nanami is never mentioned, blames Anthy for everything, thinks the anime is boring and confusing, compares Juri to a real life fascist, says Akio is hot, over a third of the video is about Souji and Chika, thinks the show is a metaphor for being closeted, gets the plot of episode 1 wrong, gets really horny over Touga and calls Anthy a pillow princess.
January 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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smtv is pitting two transmasc icons against each other! why must we force the bad bitches to fight? this is why we’ll never know world peace #smtvspoilers #spoilers #smtv
SMT3’s Demi Fiend stands in a dark temple next to Pixie with his back to the camera. He faces the Nahobino, the protag of SMTV. The Demi Fiend looks like a lean shirtless young man covered in angular tattoos. His companion, pixie, has insect wings and a cute one piece. The Nahobino has long hair and an abstract looking jumpsuit. They prepare to fight.
January 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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I think about this cake I saw every day of my life
A frosted cake covered in sprinkles and words in frosting. The words spell, “100% Juice No Seeds Happy Vasectomy!”
December 22, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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Of course Krypto is the scrungliest little white dog you’ve ever seen Martha has to be able to put him in her purse and feed him bacon even though the vet keeps telling her not to
Krypto the scruffy, white, medium sized super-dog wagging his tail in front of Superman as he lays on the ice
December 21, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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“woag ur transgener?? that’s so poggers”
December 13, 2024 at 6:00 AM
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==> Acquire the lad.
A plushie of the alien comic character Karkat Vantas. It has grey skin, a black sweater with the cancer zodiac symbol on it, tired yellow eyes, a grumpy and toothy frown, and two nubby horns. The plushie is stylized for cuteness. The head is large and it has nubby legs and no arms. It is being held with one hand and the plush itself is about six inches tall.
December 6, 2024 at 5:39 AM
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I know it’s “cringe” to be genuine on the internet but holy shit go volunteer. If you want to regain faith in humanity, go clean a park or work a soup kitchen. Even though it’s small, picking up trash with strangers today was genuinely healing for me.
Sun beams peek through the trees on an early December day. Orange and brown leaves blanket the hills and the evergreen trees stand tall against the blue morning sky.
December 2, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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Showing people the Nonary Games is so fun bc I get to watch them slowly become Charlie Kelly in front of the Pepe Silvia wall #vlr #nonarygames #ztd
Charlie Kelly from the show Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He is a haggard looking adult man in disheveled office wear, chain smoking manically in front of a conspiracy wall spray painted with the words, “Pepe Silvia”.
December 1, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Yudzuru is such a fucking funny character to me. You see him in Hell and he’s like “oh hey you transitioned, that’s cool anyways I can summon demons with my smartphone. Let’s go” and then he proceeds like everything is fine
Yudzuru from Shin Megami Tensei V Vengeance. He is a teen boy with glasses and short hair. He is in a school uniform with lilies embroidered on the blazer and checked pants. He has a calm expression and is fixing his glasses
November 27, 2024 at 7:27 PM