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Clark Moore
@clarkaliciouss.bsky.social
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Native Floridian. #FSU Alum. Lifelong Dem. Friend to all the political colors except orange. Sports, pop culture, my stepcat Lily… Mute #FSU to skip the sports (also #GoBucs #GoBolts #RaysUp).
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Her previous owner “warned” that sometimes when you’re looking for her out there, she’ll be watching you look for her from nearby. I’ve seen her do it to her Mommy, and I’m sure she does it to me. Also, her sleigh bed arrived yesterday. Her hair’s a mess because I caught her waking up.
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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It took Lily about 10 minutes to find the Christmas sleigh bed that Mommy got her.
Lily in her new sleigh bed.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Thank you so much, Jan! I did the things.
Burglar sitting on sofa of house he’s burglarizing, cat is asleep on his lap and not showing any signs of moving as the sun slowly comes up…
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Lily the giant frost-beast sleeps atop this humble home.
Lily the cat sleeps on the roof of her house-shaped bed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Thank you so much, Jan!
@jandee924.bsky.social
Picture of a house being demolished, captioned with “In a surprising trend, MAGA supporters by the thousands are demolishing the east sides of their houses.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Lily very much likes the new bed her mommy got her.
Lily sleeps on the “roof” of her little house-bed, now featuring her favorite cover.
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Thank you so much for the mention, @lemonadegirl.bsky.social!
When the Smothers Brothers sent an apology to President Lyndon B. Johnson for their satirical jokes, Johnson responded with this memorable quote: “it is part of the price of leadership of this great and free nation to be the target of clever satirists. May we never grow so somber or self important that we failed to appreciate the humor in our lives.” (Side-by- side pics of LBJ, Dick & Tom Smothers) Caption: this is how a real president responds to political satire
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I appreciate the mention, Jan. Thanks!
AI Karoline Leavitt stands at the podium with a stupid, mocking look on her face and a sign that says “Tarriffs are a tax cut.”
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Surfing a bunch of different #collegefootball games. Ohio at Eastern Michigan University is interesting because EMU’s home turf is gray, so it appears to be two in-color teams on a black & white field. “Part of our home field advantage is that our games actually take place in the mid-1950s.”
Ohio-EMU on the gray turf at Ypsilanti, MI
October 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Thank you for the mention, Maureen!
💙🦋🙌😎
Sign at a rally: “HONK! IF YOU NEVER DRUNK TEXTED WAR PLANS”
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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For a cat that can fit in the tiniest box, Lily sure can take up a good-sized chunk of a pretty big bed. The unoccupied blanket in the upper left corner is “her spot.”
Lily the cat getting maximum spread on the bed.
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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That’s when I like to turn to the words of the esteemed attorney, Vincent LaGuardia Gambini.
Joe Pesci (as My Cousin Vinny) gives his opening statement: “Everything that guy just said is bullshit.”
October 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Lily does that with most cats, too (except Murphy)! Hi, Delilah!! ❤️
Murphy, the camera-shy cat next door.
October 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Thank you, Clark!
Cartoon of an angry MAGA supporter captioned “Stop showing us how stupid we look”
October 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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I won second prize.
A poorly-drawn gold star, with “there was an attempt” written across it.
October 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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With the team locked in a battle with Pitt across town, Lily enjoys a little tranquility on college football Saturday.
Lily outside on her favorite deck chair.
October 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Thanks so much, @jandee924.bsky.social!
4 seperate pictures, 3 of a cat sitting in a new little plastic seat, the 4th where the cat seems to realize the chair is actually for the toddler in the house (now sitting in the seat), captioned “when you have a great time with the present, but it was not for you”
October 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Thank you, Annette!
A man stands next to the words, “I intended to behave this weekend in a manner that would render it impossible for me to ever run for public office. I now fear that will take some doing.”
October 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I heard something about this.
Cool Tampa Bay Lightning logo (NHL)
October 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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The pine needles are falling so fast, I just about had to sweep Lily off.
Lily sleeping outdoors, after an exhausting day of sleeping indoors.
October 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Two characters you like and tag five people. 😎

@whiterabbit324.bsky.social
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@diane0905.bsky.social
Andy and April from Parks and Recreation. Andy: April, you’re like an angel without wings. April: So like a person. Andy (Parks and Recreation) declares burgers are his second favorite thing to eat in bed.
October 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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A carton frog with a shotgun stands next to a guillotine, captioned “hippity hoppity. It’s time for chippity choppity.”
October 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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The fierce albino forest panther, captured in its natural habitat. I just swept this yesterday, btw.
Lily sleeping outside, after an exhausting day of sleeping inside.
October 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I asked Lily to turn around for a picture, but she has a perimeter to defend, and no time for my foolishness.
Lily monitoring activity in the cul-de-sac, following reports of a suspicious bunny rabbit in the vicinity.
October 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Thanks so much, Jan! 💙😎
Fake headline above picture of Donald Trump with pouty face: “UNFAIR! White Man, Born to Great Wealth, Bemoans Cruelty of Life’s Injustice”
September 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM