Jen Lang-Powers
@clarinetopus.bsky.social
Chaos gremlin, band, pole, aerial, nerd, animal fan.
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Twas the Night Before Christmas but performed by the Beastie Boys.
December 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Twas the Night Before Christmas but performed by the Beastie Boys.
Cat story:
There was a piece of cardboard on the ground. Pants began the accordion motions and moves to the edge of the cardboard so his head is over the rug.
Cue me pulling him onto the cardboard and his desire to hork onto the rug overtakes him as he inchworms to the edge of the cardboard.
There was a piece of cardboard on the ground. Pants began the accordion motions and moves to the edge of the cardboard so his head is over the rug.
Cue me pulling him onto the cardboard and his desire to hork onto the rug overtakes him as he inchworms to the edge of the cardboard.
December 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Cat story:
There was a piece of cardboard on the ground. Pants began the accordion motions and moves to the edge of the cardboard so his head is over the rug.
Cue me pulling him onto the cardboard and his desire to hork onto the rug overtakes him as he inchworms to the edge of the cardboard.
There was a piece of cardboard on the ground. Pants began the accordion motions and moves to the edge of the cardboard so his head is over the rug.
Cue me pulling him onto the cardboard and his desire to hork onto the rug overtakes him as he inchworms to the edge of the cardboard.
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
The show that deserves a reboot is Wishbone. We need another little Jack Russell talking to us about classic literature.
August 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The show that deserves a reboot is Wishbone. We need another little Jack Russell talking to us about classic literature.
My cats have never had to think about two factor authentication.
April 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
My cats have never had to think about two factor authentication.
Student- "Miss I need to show you something in my toad voice."
Me- "Go for it I need to hear it."
Student- proceeds to sing Chandelier by Sia in Toad voice as I look in absolute confusion and delight.
Me- "Go for it I need to hear it."
Student- proceeds to sing Chandelier by Sia in Toad voice as I look in absolute confusion and delight.
March 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Student- "Miss I need to show you something in my toad voice."
Me- "Go for it I need to hear it."
Student- proceeds to sing Chandelier by Sia in Toad voice as I look in absolute confusion and delight.
Me- "Go for it I need to hear it."
Student- proceeds to sing Chandelier by Sia in Toad voice as I look in absolute confusion and delight.
I made a new friend who is from Eastern Europe who hasn't listened @realdollyparton.bsky.social.
Obviously, I show him 9 to 5 and he looks up the lyrics and says "I know this is country but also this is SO punk rock."
I have done my duty.
Obviously, I show him 9 to 5 and he looks up the lyrics and says "I know this is country but also this is SO punk rock."
I have done my duty.
February 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I made a new friend who is from Eastern Europe who hasn't listened @realdollyparton.bsky.social.
Obviously, I show him 9 to 5 and he looks up the lyrics and says "I know this is country but also this is SO punk rock."
I have done my duty.
Obviously, I show him 9 to 5 and he looks up the lyrics and says "I know this is country but also this is SO punk rock."
I have done my duty.
If Sabrina Carpenter was around during the MySpace days, I 100% would have put my status as "H3artbr3ak is 1 thing, my 3go's another"
February 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
If Sabrina Carpenter was around during the MySpace days, I 100% would have put my status as "H3artbr3ak is 1 thing, my 3go's another"
When I talk about the importance of community, I shall now give the example of my friend giving me a sourdough starter and now being able to give people I care about a loaf of bread and plans to give other people more starter.
February 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
When I talk about the importance of community, I shall now give the example of my friend giving me a sourdough starter and now being able to give people I care about a loaf of bread and plans to give other people more starter.
And we are learning just how not peer reviewed executive orders are.
January 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
And we are learning just how not peer reviewed executive orders are.
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None of the companies on this list will surprise you, probably, but give it a read anyway.
Which US companies are pulling back on diversity initiatives?
A number of prominent companies have scaled back or set aside the diversity, equity and inclusion initiatives that much of corporate America endorsed after the Minneapolis police killing of George Flo...
apnews.com
January 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
None of the companies on this list will surprise you, probably, but give it a read anyway.
I know the superstition is black cats are bad luck but in reality they are kind of like this.
January 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I know the superstition is black cats are bad luck but in reality they are kind of like this.
I ordered extract bottles that look like fish so I can take pictures like tinder guys with the extracts I make.
January 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I ordered extract bottles that look like fish so I can take pictures like tinder guys with the extracts I make.
One of the wildest things about not having universal Healthcare in the US is I, someone who is in the middle-class range of Americans but higher than the median wage, would pay the same amount or less in taxes for universal Healthcare than I do for my insurance premiums and deductable.
January 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
One of the wildest things about not having universal Healthcare in the US is I, someone who is in the middle-class range of Americans but higher than the median wage, would pay the same amount or less in taxes for universal Healthcare than I do for my insurance premiums and deductable.