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Clarice Snarling
@claricesnarling.bsky.social
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Formerly MaryTylerSnore on Twitter. Writer. Complainer. UNC alum. More affable than rumor would have it. Buckle up, Fucklehead. Portland,ME.
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Ross Douthat's inability to get laid in college is now everyone's problem (and the New York Times is funding/promoting it).
New York times headline that was quickly taken down and changed. It read: "Did women ruin the workplace?" by Ross Douthat.
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Congrats to Old Navy on nailing the breadlines chic moment.
Old Navy ad with woman wearing a headscarf looking impoverished.
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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A great protest sign that reads: "The difference between Trump and Jim Jones is that Trump would charge you for the Kool-Aid."
October 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Gargle muh balls, Hulu.
Message on Hulu saying "Your subscription will be canceled".
September 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Here's hoping @jimmykimmel.com tells them to go fuck a burning bush.
Statement from Sinclair Broadcasting demanding ABC take Kimmel off the air.
September 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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"Joy is an act of resistance that allows us to reclaim our power. We know the past few days have been exhausting. But we’re here to remind you that, no matter what, we will rise with love and determination, just like our ancestors did." - AOC
An image from the original How the Grinch Stole Christmas showing the Whos in Whoville celebrating Christmas joyously with no presents. They're singing carols, holding hands, in a circle around their Christmas tree.
August 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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My new hero.
An image of a young woman wearing a hat, that reads: "Say hello to Camille Zapata, the genius behind Gavin Newsom's social media posts. She heads the team of 3 billiant people trolling 47 by mimicking his words and poor grammar. The team has incredible spirit, feistiness and ability to sound exactly like Donny. They. Don't. Back. Down."
August 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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A photo of MLK Jr. giving a bit of side-eye from his daughter, Bernice King. Her caption: "Now, do the Epstein files."
July 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Bye bye, Paramount Plus. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

XO,
Team @stephencolbert.bsky.social
A confirmation from Paramount Plus that my subscription has been cancelled.
July 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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A post from Jimmy Kimmel that reads: "Love you Stephen. Fuck you and all your Sheldons CBS"
July 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Wow, fast work by the popo. Wonder what the story was.
A press release from the Maine State Police announcing the arrest of a 17-year-old in the Sunshine Stewart homicide.
July 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Anyone wonder why the whiniest whiner in the history of whining never brings this up anymore?
A horrible social media post by 47's team saying "I was saved by God to make American great again" and if I weren't throwing up everything I've ever eaten I'd have more to say about this.
July 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I love this guy.
Nick Offerman responds to a homophobic social media message with this: "I get so much of this unsolicited homophobia from ladies who doth protest too much, to whom I say that they and all comers are still welcome in my church, no matter who you might be lucky enough to kiss - #happypride #tryloveyoudumbfuck"
June 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Celebrity chef and alleged cocksman Bobby Flay. I'm in trouble.
June 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Happy Obama Day to all!
A great picture of a great President. Miss you, Barack.
June 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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An Instagram post from Eric Andre with side to side images of Stephen Miller and Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.
June 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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June 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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you may not like it but this is what 2 high agency males look like
Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in DUMB AND DUMBER.
June 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Nice day for a ballgame.
Photo of a Portland Sea Dogs game. Front row, baybees!
May 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM