I was scowling the entire time actual children set them off feet from my apartment. Meanwhile when I was in Georgia the other weekend you can buy them from a trailer in the Walmart parking lot after getting your groceries! 🙄

extra emotional over having passed a gathering of people on roller blades, presumably waiting to embark on a group roller blade ride. 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

I do not want fried oyster mushrooms, I want a HOT DOG covered in MUSTARD