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claremontgunner.bsky.social
@claremontgunner.bsky.social
This is the first time I can remember seeing someone respectfully call another human a moron.
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Now he just needs to work on his inside-the-box game.
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
When even Orbinho cannot find an ominous stat about Arsenal’s next opponent…
November 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Right now, we only know that Elliot is a worrier.
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wrong! There is a birdbath in Towneley Park.
November 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Might just need to go with Hat-Trick Mik for a while.
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
For variety, I’d like to see an own goal hat trick.
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
And thank god for that.
October 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Do those who criticize our reliance on set pieces underestimate the psychological effect our dominance in that area will begin to have/has had on our opponents? Teams will likely begin giving Saka and Co. more space—fear of committing fouls near the box is like being on a perpetual yellow card.
October 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
How much flipping extra extra time was there? Utterly ridiculous. Slotty Time.
October 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Arsenal and Sunderland?
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Adding a minute and a half to three minutes is like adding 22 1/2 minutes to the first 45.
October 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
And, unlike Haaland, set pieces cannot get injured because they’ve been overplayed by Norway.
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I was addressing the “play like that” part of his argument. I don’t think that’ll happen often.
October 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Here’s the other thing: I get that we have spectacular depth, and I love it (Piero Hincapié has to be the greatest 3rd-string leftback in the history of football), but we are missing a ton of our best attacking talent right now. We will be much more dynamic when the three of them return.
October 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Took all of the words out of my mouth.
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
He has consistently delivered for years now. It’s who he is, mate.
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
San Marino has been ten Hagged.
October 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So. Damned. Good

And hilarious
October 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM