Clarelyobvious
@clarelyobvious.bsky.social
The concept of an owl.
The reasons (other than spending time with family) I enjoy coming to my parents’ house for Christmas include, but are not limited to:
1. My parents’ cat, Sylvester, who just silently judges us
2. The wide availability of chocolate around the house
3. The house’s transformation into a true grotto
1. My parents’ cat, Sylvester, who just silently judges us
2. The wide availability of chocolate around the house
3. The house’s transformation into a true grotto
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The reasons (other than spending time with family) I enjoy coming to my parents’ house for Christmas include, but are not limited to:
1. My parents’ cat, Sylvester, who just silently judges us
2. The wide availability of chocolate around the house
3. The house’s transformation into a true grotto
1. My parents’ cat, Sylvester, who just silently judges us
2. The wide availability of chocolate around the house
3. The house’s transformation into a true grotto
Me to the spider in my bathroom: Please don’t bite me; I’m not ready to take on the responsibility of being SpiderWoman.
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Me to the spider in my bathroom: Please don’t bite me; I’m not ready to take on the responsibility of being SpiderWoman.
When did people decide just not to care about their phone noises going off in public? I’m looking at you Duolingo user on the train…
October 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
When did people decide just not to care about their phone noises going off in public? I’m looking at you Duolingo user on the train…
I didn’t think I would get so invested in The Celebrity Traitors but here we are.
Absolutely FERAL about this.
Absolutely FERAL about this.
October 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I didn’t think I would get so invested in The Celebrity Traitors but here we are.
Absolutely FERAL about this.
Absolutely FERAL about this.
A judge describing me like one of those show cats: Just look at this one! Short everything! Short body, short hair, short attention span. *lifts me up* So FULL of anxiety. *stretches me out* What a specimen - my third best in show!
October 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
A judge describing me like one of those show cats: Just look at this one! Short everything! Short body, short hair, short attention span. *lifts me up* So FULL of anxiety. *stretches me out* What a specimen - my third best in show!
@dungeonsanddads.bsky.social Peach Pit had me laughing out loud in the supermarket.
Fairly sure two people moved deliberately away from me.
Fairly sure two people moved deliberately away from me.
September 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@dungeonsanddads.bsky.social Peach Pit had me laughing out loud in the supermarket.
Fairly sure two people moved deliberately away from me.
Fairly sure two people moved deliberately away from me.
I find the start of the Star Trek ToS episode ‘The Return of the Archons’ hilarious because they beam down to a planet where everyone initially seems weirdly content and Spock and Kirk are like, ‘what absolute freaks…’
September 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I find the start of the Star Trek ToS episode ‘The Return of the Archons’ hilarious because they beam down to a planet where everyone initially seems weirdly content and Spock and Kirk are like, ‘what absolute freaks…’
Back to more regular running after ankle tendinitis - very grateful to be back out and working through the disappointment of lost fitness. Remembering we all have set backs from time to time.
Now for a recovery iced lolly!
Now for a recovery iced lolly!
August 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Back to more regular running after ankle tendinitis - very grateful to be back out and working through the disappointment of lost fitness. Remembering we all have set backs from time to time.
Now for a recovery iced lolly!
Now for a recovery iced lolly!
Watching Rudy-
Me: Will ai cry?
My Husband: No, I don’t think so.
***TWO HOURS LATER***
Me: 😭😭😭
Me: Will ai cry?
My Husband: No, I don’t think so.
***TWO HOURS LATER***
Me: 😭😭😭
August 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Watching Rudy-
Me: Will ai cry?
My Husband: No, I don’t think so.
***TWO HOURS LATER***
Me: 😭😭😭
Me: Will ai cry?
My Husband: No, I don’t think so.
***TWO HOURS LATER***
Me: 😭😭😭
When I am feeling spicy I just put my Liked Songs on Spotify on shuffle.
Let the universe pick from 2500 songs and 7 years of changing musical tastes.
Let the universe pick from 2500 songs and 7 years of changing musical tastes.
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
July 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
When I am feeling spicy I just put my Liked Songs on Spotify on shuffle.
Let the universe pick from 2500 songs and 7 years of changing musical tastes.
Let the universe pick from 2500 songs and 7 years of changing musical tastes.
Hearing Hotel California playing in the lobby at work does not bode well for the weekend…
July 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Hearing Hotel California playing in the lobby at work does not bode well for the weekend…
In the wise words of Rupert Giles:
June 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
In the wise words of Rupert Giles:
Let’s goooo babeeee!
June 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Let’s goooo babeeee!
Reposted by Clarelyobvious
narrator: she was neither
June 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
narrator: she was neither
Over this weekend and this evening, I have cleaned my oven.
This has made me feel both accomplished and deeply ashamed.
This has made me feel both accomplished and deeply ashamed.
June 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Over this weekend and this evening, I have cleaned my oven.
This has made me feel both accomplished and deeply ashamed.
This has made me feel both accomplished and deeply ashamed.
There is a skeleton in my face that doesn’t want to say hello
May 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
There is a skeleton in my face that doesn’t want to say hello
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The inevitable regression into adolescence when staying over at your parents’ house followed by leaving with far more stuff than you brought with you leading to conflicting feelings of comfort and guilt but also a well-stocked fridge.
April 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The inevitable regression into adolescence when staying over at your parents’ house followed by leaving with far more stuff than you brought with you leading to conflicting feelings of comfort and guilt but also a well-stocked fridge.
Finding a new piece of media/creative project.
Me: ‘I am absolutely normal about this.’
Also me: *vibrating with imminent hyper-fixation*
Me: ‘I am absolutely normal about this.’
Also me: *vibrating with imminent hyper-fixation*
April 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Finding a new piece of media/creative project.
Me: ‘I am absolutely normal about this.’
Also me: *vibrating with imminent hyper-fixation*
Me: ‘I am absolutely normal about this.’
Also me: *vibrating with imminent hyper-fixation*
When you’re out running and a song comes on and you’re the main character in the opening to a movie about self-discovery and learning to love yourself.
April 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
When you’re out running and a song comes on and you’re the main character in the opening to a movie about self-discovery and learning to love yourself.
Just thinking about the other guys in the bath house with Archimedes when he discovered water displacement theory.
‘Eureka!’
‘That’s why I’m having a bath!’
#incorrectquotes #playingwithhistory
‘Eureka!’
‘That’s why I’m having a bath!’
#incorrectquotes #playingwithhistory
March 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Just thinking about the other guys in the bath house with Archimedes when he discovered water displacement theory.
‘Eureka!’
‘That’s why I’m having a bath!’
#incorrectquotes #playingwithhistory
‘Eureka!’
‘That’s why I’m having a bath!’
#incorrectquotes #playingwithhistory
Me: Damn it! Why does my cat keep eating the plants when we tell her not to?!
Also me: Oh, my sweet pea, my smooshy face, do please stop eating the plants, please? Let me kiss your head! Thank you!
Also me: Oh, my sweet pea, my smooshy face, do please stop eating the plants, please? Let me kiss your head! Thank you!
March 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Me: Damn it! Why does my cat keep eating the plants when we tell her not to?!
Also me: Oh, my sweet pea, my smooshy face, do please stop eating the plants, please? Let me kiss your head! Thank you!
Also me: Oh, my sweet pea, my smooshy face, do please stop eating the plants, please? Let me kiss your head! Thank you!
Happy Ides of March! Remember, always have a friend to help watch your back! #idesofmarch
March 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Happy Ides of March! Remember, always have a friend to help watch your back! #idesofmarch