clarasandra321.bsky.social
@clarasandra321.bsky.social
I make dad jokes on NPR and also write books on other things 🤗🥰
His first term started when I was 21, so if you’re around that age, this is for you: be a light for others. these cowards will fail. please do not lose your joy.

also, it’s ok to lie to preserve yourself. if you’re bad at it, I just keep it simple. you can always say your tummy hurts.
January 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I just opened a Word document I thought was an old poem but instead found 20 decent poems I had intended to collect as a chapbook and somehow completely forgot about. This is the literary equivalent of putting on a winter jacket for the first time in months and finding $20 bucks inside
January 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
January 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Every year my friend social organizes a drive to grant wishes for kids in foster care. It’s an amazing cause, and a great way to spread some cheer to kids who really need it.

Please consider donating if you’re able! ♥️♥️♥️
January 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
At this rate the question isn’t “who will the Democrats run in 2028?” The question is “will the Democratic Party still be legal in 2028?
January 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM