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Crabbby G
@clapppedg.bsky.social
She/Her
18
Opossum Furry
I treat this account like a journal; I am not taking it seriously
River to the Sea 🇵🇸🍉
imagine a baddie see u use a coinstar
October 21, 2024 at 8:34 PM
"Instagram is down!!! we need more servers!!!"
Me asf:
August 19, 2024 at 8:56 AM
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Yep
June 24, 2024 at 4:00 PM
tired of chronically online neurodivergent twinks saying that they're listening to "gay people music" and its like tally hall and cavetown, honey that is NOT gay people music, listen to some fucking charli xcx
May 12, 2024 at 4:59 AM
can we stop acting like homosexual white cis men are super oppressed, honey nobody care anymore
May 6, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Goldenvoice ads always have one artist everyone knows and a list of artists no one has ever heard of

"Shows in your Area!!
-Harry Styles
-Young Jim and the Pink Ticklers
-Pig Meat
-some guy!!
-Jarrod Martinelli
-Micheal West Brixton
-girl with tattoos
-Greg"
May 2, 2024 at 7:52 AM
imagine having to make license plates as prison labor and having to make ones that say "knots" or "frryboi"
April 4, 2024 at 5:48 PM
not to sound mean but there are so many furries with a bad music taste (says a furry with a bad taste in music, but in a better way)
April 1, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I need him
March 30, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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March 27, 2024 at 2:37 AM
another year and no Oscar nomination, they don't wanna see trans opossums win
March 28, 2024 at 1:46 AM
they should recreate all the single furries but with a more accurate choreography, im all for Beyoncé choreo with fursuits
March 27, 2024 at 3:33 AM
been told so many times that bc being a furry isn't as big of a part of my identity that Im not "a real furry", I still don't understand the sentiment. A big part of being a furry is choosing to identify as one, if you love anthro animal art/media but don't identify as one then you aren't 1/3
March 26, 2024 at 5:36 AM
today's my lucky day!! a 15 y/o gay furry I met 2 days ago has asked me out via Twitter dms ❤️
March 23, 2024 at 8:03 PM
nice she/her girlfriend, what is this 2008?
March 22, 2024 at 9:40 PM
sending old people reductress posts to scare them into a heart attack
March 22, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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March 22, 2024 at 5:00 PM
people who don't like jack in the box obviously have no joy in their day-to-day lives
March 22, 2024 at 5:39 PM
you know your neighborhood is cooked when they install pickleball courts
March 22, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Dylan Mulvaney writing that song has nothing to do with "generalizing women", its literally just about HER experience in HER days of girlhood. Yes the song is bad, but its bc shes a white millenial, not because shes trans. If yall knew Ayesha was trans yall would be quick to attack her.
March 19, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Drunk Driving has become the new safe-edgy joke that will be made endlessly until the new thing comes about, much like jokes about arson
March 10, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Starting a mosh pit at the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience
March 1, 2024 at 6:32 PM
doing past life regressions only to have my husband die from tuberculosis on our tobacco farm
March 1, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Everyone acts like Ross is exclusive to whatever race they are
March 1, 2024 at 6:27 PM
hardest part of being a Panic at the Disco hater is knowing that A Fever you can't Sweat Out is a really good album
February 20, 2024 at 6:18 PM