Man on the Clapham Omnibus
@claphamomnibus.bsky.social
A S..... B........
Watching the world burn. But more positive now I'm on Blue Sky!
Watching the world burn. But more positive now I'm on Blue Sky!
Bare minimum:
Woman: I'm on my period
Man: Are you feeling ok? Is there anything I can get you?
Woman: I'm on my period
Man: Are you feeling ok? Is there anything I can get you?
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Bare minimum:
Woman: I'm on my period
Man: Are you feeling ok? Is there anything I can get you?
Woman: I'm on my period
Man: Are you feeling ok? Is there anything I can get you?
And in all of them, he looks like a dementia riddled, fragile old man
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
And in all of them, he looks like a dementia riddled, fragile old man
Starmer
a cartoon character says oh that 's good
ALT: a cartoon character says oh that 's good
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January 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Starmer
That should definitely be in The Bin of Permission!
January 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
That should definitely be in The Bin of Permission!
He is complicit and happy with the pre nup.
This is an intentionally abusive and controlling arrangement for a brood mare with the intention to be able to discard her at no cost.
Grotesque.
This is an intentionally abusive and controlling arrangement for a brood mare with the intention to be able to discard her at no cost.
Grotesque.
December 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
He is complicit and happy with the pre nup.
This is an intentionally abusive and controlling arrangement for a brood mare with the intention to be able to discard her at no cost.
Grotesque.
This is an intentionally abusive and controlling arrangement for a brood mare with the intention to be able to discard her at no cost.
Grotesque.
I can't imagine that career women are a significant problem for him. Other than them "respectfully" declining him
a woman with curly hair has the words be gone written on her face
ALT: a woman with curly hair has the words be gone written on her face
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December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I can't imagine that career women are a significant problem for him. Other than them "respectfully" declining him
Marginally less worse 🙄
December 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Marginally less worse 🙄
Full 1994 politics energy. (Without the optimism or strong union support)
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Full 1994 politics energy. (Without the optimism or strong union support)
Mustn't upset the very, very clever centrists, the billionaires, corporations, orange47, racists, misogynist, transphobes, hedge funds, the spectator, Murdock.....
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Mustn't upset the very, very clever centrists, the billionaires, corporations, orange47, racists, misogynist, transphobes, hedge funds, the spectator, Murdock.....
Should have gone with Hendersons
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Should have gone with Hendersons
Tech will exploit those hopeless men.
The premium tier (necessary) subscriptions will be more than their Hellcat or F150 lease payments.
If it means those men are too broke to participate in society, that's a perfect outcome.
Or, if the robots end those men, it won't be a loss to the world
The premium tier (necessary) subscriptions will be more than their Hellcat or F150 lease payments.
If it means those men are too broke to participate in society, that's a perfect outcome.
Or, if the robots end those men, it won't be a loss to the world
two women standing next to each other with the year 2014 on the bottom right
ALT: two women standing next to each other with the year 2014 on the bottom right
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December 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Tech will exploit those hopeless men.
The premium tier (necessary) subscriptions will be more than their Hellcat or F150 lease payments.
If it means those men are too broke to participate in society, that's a perfect outcome.
Or, if the robots end those men, it won't be a loss to the world
The premium tier (necessary) subscriptions will be more than their Hellcat or F150 lease payments.
If it means those men are too broke to participate in society, that's a perfect outcome.
Or, if the robots end those men, it won't be a loss to the world
Translation: "My cynical performative persona isn't working"
Being a "good guy" isn't desirable.
Having desirable traits and being a good person is.
If you describe yourself as a good guy, you don't understand the brief!
Being a "good guy" isn't desirable.
Having desirable traits and being a good person is.
If you describe yourself as a good guy, you don't understand the brief!
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Translation: "My cynical performative persona isn't working"
Being a "good guy" isn't desirable.
Having desirable traits and being a good person is.
If you describe yourself as a good guy, you don't understand the brief!
Being a "good guy" isn't desirable.
Having desirable traits and being a good person is.
If you describe yourself as a good guy, you don't understand the brief!
Capitalism means that all fines for illegal activity are less than profits from illegal activity
a man is sitting at a table with his arms crossed and says `` yep , seems about right ''
ALT: a man is sitting at a table with his arms crossed and says `` yep , seems about right ''
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November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Capitalism means that all fines for illegal activity are less than profits from illegal activity
ED and Low T?
This government is useless.
Cis, white males are the sole target demographic for Labour.
Weak piss that won't get them voted or improve society. Whilst damaging women and minorities.
I hate it!
This government is useless.
Cis, white males are the sole target demographic for Labour.
Weak piss that won't get them voted or improve society. Whilst damaging women and minorities.
I hate it!
a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
ALT: a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
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November 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
ED and Low T?
This government is useless.
Cis, white males are the sole target demographic for Labour.
Weak piss that won't get them voted or improve society. Whilst damaging women and minorities.
I hate it!
This government is useless.
Cis, white males are the sole target demographic for Labour.
Weak piss that won't get them voted or improve society. Whilst damaging women and minorities.
I hate it!
For some reason, there are limited gifs for this 🤔
a man in a brown shirt sits in a chair in front of a screen that says extra
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November 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
For some reason, there are limited gifs for this 🤔
Those in power don't care. It's a game. Divide and rule to keep power and distract the electorate.
Shabana Mahmood and Kier Starmer identity as Oxford graduates more than anything else.
As Tory as Johnson, Truss et al
Shabana Mahmood and Kier Starmer identity as Oxford graduates more than anything else.
As Tory as Johnson, Truss et al
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Those in power don't care. It's a game. Divide and rule to keep power and distract the electorate.
Shabana Mahmood and Kier Starmer identity as Oxford graduates more than anything else.
As Tory as Johnson, Truss et al
Shabana Mahmood and Kier Starmer identity as Oxford graduates more than anything else.
As Tory as Johnson, Truss et al
I'm envisaging more of a Vietnamese model
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I'm envisaging more of a Vietnamese model
the actual suicide of the West will be combining a rapidly aging population with hostility to migrants. however we must give credit to East Asia, especially Japan, for pioneering this model.
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
P*ss Poor Performative Policy?
I see no need to vote anymore.
I can't see any difference between the parties.
All one big joke now.
I see no need to vote anymore.
I can't see any difference between the parties.
All one big joke now.
three men in spiderman costumes are posing for a picture
ALT: three men in spiderman costumes are posing for a picture
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November 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
P*ss Poor Performative Policy?
I see no need to vote anymore.
I can't see any difference between the parties.
All one big joke now.
I see no need to vote anymore.
I can't see any difference between the parties.
All one big joke now.
Rocket Lanucher Tradgedy, Four Lions
YouTube video by ScoffRoff
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November 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Im suprised he hasn't had to resign already.
Religious gay who hates gays
Urgh
Religious gay who hates gays
Urgh
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Im suprised he hasn't had to resign already.
Religious gay who hates gays
Urgh
Religious gay who hates gays
Urgh
Arguably worse!
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Arguably worse!