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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞
@clantzimisce.bsky.social
We are the change.
We are everywhere.
We are inevitable.

You look tasty.

// I share surrealism and horror, so probably sometimes a little NSFW. Trans rights are human rights. Also bats.
We follow Bats! 🦇, Horror Artists, Carnivorous Plants, and Cryptids...

We are suspicious of why you want to know, but we shared anyway.
December 21, 2024 at 8:27 AM
We were wondering what happened to that...but be assured none of us have been to Wyoming. There's nothing there, and most certainly not slumbering ancients.
December 19, 2024 at 10:12 PM
// I think that's freaking amazing tbh! 😍🍖👑
December 19, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Tell us which chantry you'd like Sascha to visit. I'm sure they will be delighted to entertain you. However, it may be the last thing you enjoy hearing.
December 18, 2024 at 11:01 PM
And again, we would look absolutely fabulous while doing so in our meat dress.
December 18, 2024 at 10:42 PM
We would have to change all the lyrics to be less abysmal, but we can make the most angelic of chords, an entire chorus the likes of which could ensnare even Arikel in a trance all emanating from a single glorious being. Tis our Protean gift, one you mages posing as Cainites are unable to emulate.
December 18, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Also, our meat dress is amazing!
December 18, 2024 at 10:15 PM
By writing songs for four of your followers and teaching Metallurgy 101 to some fledgling Caitiff (at least until proven otherwise...something we thought you were supposed to be good at figuring out) so she can go hunting the Glasswalker as Princely punishment for merely existing? wHy sO sErIoUs? 🙄
December 18, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Be careful or the fashion police aka @clantoreador.bsky.social may start judging the judges!
December 18, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Probably @clangargoyle.bsky.social
They're already Mothman, might also be Batman.
a poster for batman caped crusader shows a silhouette of batman standing in a doorway
ALT: a poster for batman caped crusader shows a silhouette of batman standing in a doorway
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Right...Hentai...believe what you will, little one.
a drawing of a person 's hands with a red eye and a circle that says ' evil ' on it
ALT: a drawing of a person 's hands with a red eye and a circle that says ' evil ' on it
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Or you can have Protean: Weight of the Feather and never worry about falling from great heights while soaring around as a Chiropteran Marauder and having an unfortunate encounter with @clangargoyle.bsky.social.
December 17, 2024 at 5:35 AM
You guys must owe Gary Golden a major boon or something.
December 17, 2024 at 5:28 AM
So you aren't even good at making hellhounds? You may as well be Brujah at this point.

Black Hand? More like Slightly Darkened Hand. True? False? What difference does it make. You're all lacking a few fingers these days.
December 17, 2024 at 5:24 AM
If we get hungry, we can even hunt together!
Some deer behind my house. I don't think they're friendly.
December 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM