We follow Bats! 🦇, Horror Artists, Carnivorous Plants, and Cryptids...

We are suspicious of why you want to know, but we shared anyway.

We were wondering what happened to that...but be assured none of us have been to Wyoming. There's nothing there, and most certainly not slumbering ancients.

// I think that's freaking amazing tbh! 😍🍖👑

Tell us which chantry you'd like Sascha to visit. I'm sure they will be delighted to entertain you. However, it may be the last thing you enjoy hearing.

And again, we would look absolutely fabulous while doing so in our meat dress.

We would have to change all the lyrics to be less abysmal, but we can make the most angelic of chords, an entire chorus the likes of which could ensnare even Arikel in a trance all emanating from a single glorious being. Tis our Protean gift, one you mages posing as Cainites are unable to emulate.

Also, our meat dress is amazing!

By writing songs for four of your followers and teaching Metallurgy 101 to some fledgling Caitiff (at least until proven otherwise...something we thought you were supposed to be good at figuring out) so she can go hunting the Glasswalker as Princely punishment for merely existing? wHy sO sErIoUs? 🙄

Be careful or the fashion police aka @clantoreador.bsky.social may start judging the judges!

Probably @clangargoyle.bsky.social
They're already Mothman, might also be Batman.

Right...Hentai...believe what you will, little one.

Or you can have Protean: Weight of the Feather and never worry about falling from great heights while soaring around as a Chiropteran Marauder and having an unfortunate encounter with @clangargoyle.bsky.social.

You guys must owe Gary Golden a major boon or something.

So you aren't even good at making hellhounds? You may as well be Brujah at this point.

Black Hand? More like Slightly Darkened Hand. True? False? What difference does it make. You're all lacking a few fingers these days.

We love them.

If we get hungry, we can even hunt together!