Freddy Fer
@clandeztino.bsky.social
No Soy Ni De Aqui Ni De Alla.
I'm happy to announce that I will also be part of Doomsday as a brand new character coincidentally named Freddy who will utter the catchphrase "That's Doom" shrug and then stroll nonchalantly out of frame. See you all next year in the cinema!
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I'm happy to announce that I will also be part of Doomsday as a brand new character coincidentally named Freddy who will utter the catchphrase "That's Doom" shrug and then stroll nonchalantly out of frame. See you all next year in the cinema!
Just in: Vecna endorses Andrew Cuomo
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November 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Just in: Vecna endorses Andrew Cuomo
🚨🚨🚨Bunny alert 🚨🚨🚨🐇🐇🐇
August 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
🚨🚨🚨Bunny alert 🚨🚨🚨🐇🐇🐇
Hey @paramountplus.com I've been trying to watch this documentary for a while but when played it has no audio. Hopefully you can fix it. Sincerely, TMNT Fan.
May 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hey @paramountplus.com I've been trying to watch this documentary for a while but when played it has no audio. Hopefully you can fix it. Sincerely, TMNT Fan.
Don't really have a problem with Pete Davidson. Just that those Verizon commercials try to portray him as an everyday 20 something. Dude, you dated Kim K.
May 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Don't really have a problem with Pete Davidson. Just that those Verizon commercials try to portray him as an everyday 20 something. Dude, you dated Kim K.
Online dating is hard, but my fatass thought this was ham!
May 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Online dating is hard, but my fatass thought this was ham!
Wait a second...is that 2 @kaitlancollins.bsky.social right next to each other in 2 different screens...that's it I'm buying a scratch ticket!
May 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Wait a second...is that 2 @kaitlancollins.bsky.social right next to each other in 2 different screens...that's it I'm buying a scratch ticket!
100 Men Vs 1 Gorilla: The Movie. Coming to a theater near you in like 6-12 months.
May 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
100 Men Vs 1 Gorilla: The Movie. Coming to a theater near you in like 6-12 months.
I went from "RIP Harambe" to "I wonder how many men we need to kill a gorilla"
May 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I went from "RIP Harambe" to "I wonder how many men we need to kill a gorilla"
Whenever I used to see an Arnold Palmer, I was reminiscent of hot summers riding my bicycle around town. Now when I see one I think about his enormous Shlong.
April 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Whenever I used to see an Arnold Palmer, I was reminiscent of hot summers riding my bicycle around town. Now when I see one I think about his enormous Shlong.
Breaking: J. Cole who went Platinum without features will feature in Avengers: Doomsday
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March 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Breaking: J. Cole who went Platinum without features will feature in Avengers: Doomsday
This mixed messaging package brought you by an insomniac designer.
March 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This mixed messaging package brought you by an insomniac designer.
charcuterie boards are just Lunchables for adults.
March 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
charcuterie boards are just Lunchables for adults.
I'm popular :)
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January 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I'm popular :)
I'm told every so often someone gives the fake apples a bite for some reason!?
January 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I'm told every so often someone gives the fake apples a bite for some reason!?
Whoever is the designer of this "extract warmers" should be in some sort of government list, but hey, they are $1.25!
January 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Whoever is the designer of this "extract warmers" should be in some sort of government list, but hey, they are $1.25!
I just heard someone say, "I shit myself" where I'm at. So, if you're having a bad day, just know someone is flushing their underwear in a random store bathroom.
January 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I just heard someone say, "I shit myself" where I'm at. So, if you're having a bad day, just know someone is flushing their underwear in a random store bathroom.
I know they are toothbrush holders but I can't help thinking they are condemned souls trapped on a ceramic vessel... and you can have it now for only $1.25!
January 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I know they are toothbrush holders but I can't help thinking they are condemned souls trapped on a ceramic vessel... and you can have it now for only $1.25!
We should start a tradition of punching people who say "No intended" when a pun was definitely intended.
December 24, 2024 at 12:57 PM
We should start a tradition of punching people who say "No intended" when a pun was definitely intended.
I'll never get used to hearing covid pronounce in Spanish; it's all an auditory squiggly red line for me.
December 4, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I'll never get used to hearing covid pronounce in Spanish; it's all an auditory squiggly red line for me.
Merry McRibmas day to all!!!
December 3, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Merry McRibmas day to all!!!
The Ranma 1/2 intro song has no business slapping so hard, can't skip it.
November 23, 2024 at 9:26 PM
The Ranma 1/2 intro song has no business slapping so hard, can't skip it.
Elevator pitch for a movie: An overlooked American actor pretends to be a British actor who plays American roles and shenanigans ensue keeping the facade. Bonus points if a British actor plays the role!
November 20, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Elevator pitch for a movie: An overlooked American actor pretends to be a British actor who plays American roles and shenanigans ensue keeping the facade. Bonus points if a British actor plays the role!