Clan Baali (Not really...)
@clanbaali.bsky.social
We ARE a Clan of recruitment specialists.
May we humbly suggest learning some nifty little magics we know? They're potent and it'd be a nice little FU to the Tremere.... :)
March 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
May we humbly suggest learning some nifty little magics we know? They're potent and it'd be a nice little FU to the Tremere.... :)
We're so going to get the Neonate Apostates to fire all of @housetremere.bsky.social on a Monday morning just before dawn.
February 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We're so going to get the Neonate Apostates to fire all of @housetremere.bsky.social on a Monday morning just before dawn.
One goes all paranoid, decides they need reinforcements, spends a few nights just embracing everything it can amassing an army. Or a bunch got a great deal on an Air BnB and had an annual retreat from being professional asshats. 😂🤷
January 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
One goes all paranoid, decides they need reinforcements, spends a few nights just embracing everything it can amassing an army. Or a bunch got a great deal on an Air BnB and had an annual retreat from being professional asshats. 😂🤷
That's only the Sect loving Apostates. Most of us don't even bother with you other Cainites. I vote blame the @clansalubri.bsky.social because fuuuuuuuuck the three-eyed demonist intolerant little sods. They don't near enough hassle. 😂
January 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
That's only the Sect loving Apostates. Most of us don't even bother with you other Cainites. I vote blame the @clansalubri.bsky.social because fuuuuuuuuck the three-eyed demonist intolerant little sods. They don't near enough hassle. 😂
👀 .... We've told you before. You're not a wizard anymore Harry, you can't use it, it doesn't work. Get back to the Tarot or crystal ball or cute seances. 😋
January 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
👀 .... We've told you before. You're not a wizard anymore Harry, you can't use it, it doesn't work. Get back to the Tarot or crystal ball or cute seances. 😋
I'd say they wouldn't notice, but of all the Clans the Usurpers are 💯 the one into feet so they definitely will. Just say its for a new rite or something. 👌
January 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I'd say they wouldn't notice, but of all the Clans the Usurpers are 💯 the one into feet so they definitely will. Just say its for a new rite or something. 👌
Minor translation error. I much prefer to post in Latin or Sumerian but it doesn't get the same engagement. 🤷
January 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Minor translation error. I much prefer to post in Latin or Sumerian but it doesn't get the same engagement. 🤷
Remember... New Years resolutions don't have to be for good. Resolve to do more evil. 👌
January 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Remember... New Years resolutions don't have to be for good. Resolve to do more evil. 👌
They are infernally toasty. We especially like the grippy bits on the bottom so we don't slide around on viscera covered basalt.
January 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
They are infernally toasty. We especially like the grippy bits on the bottom so we don't slide around on viscera covered basalt.
Surel @clangangrel.bsky.social might appreciate them more? 😂
December 23, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Surel @clangangrel.bsky.social might appreciate them more? 😂
Offers lead to deals and deals are our schtick. That said .... If we strike a more formal and fulfilling agreement... 😁👌
December 20, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Offers lead to deals and deals are our schtick. That said .... If we strike a more formal and fulfilling agreement... 😁👌
I mean... You're not wrong.... 🤷
December 20, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I mean... You're not wrong.... 🤷
Shhhhh. Don't spoil our surprise. Now we'll have to act shocked when the Clans and Sects eventually get their posteriors into gear. Mind you, root us out and there won't be a whole lot left of Kindred, Cainite or Kine society. Eeek. 😬
December 4, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Shhhhh. Don't spoil our surprise. Now we'll have to act shocked when the Clans and Sects eventually get their posteriors into gear. Mind you, root us out and there won't be a whole lot left of Kindred, Cainite or Kine society. Eeek. 😬
No, you.
a cartoon cat is making a funny face and says ner ner ner .
ALT: a cartoon cat is making a funny face and says ner ner ner .
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December 2, 2024 at 7:33 PM
No, you.
That's very hurtful to say. We shall tell our patrons and they'll be quite incensed with you and may even write you a letter. We don't argue. Just that @clansalubri.bsky.social have a history of unjustly hunting us down... Totally unprovoked. Really is quite shocking. #cancelSaulot
December 2, 2024 at 7:09 PM
That's very hurtful to say. We shall tell our patrons and they'll be quite incensed with you and may even write you a letter. We don't argue. Just that @clansalubri.bsky.social have a history of unjustly hunting us down... Totally unprovoked. Really is quite shocking. #cancelSaulot
You aren't Walken cool. More Travolta musical singing about influenza apparently. Mind you Nergal would approve ... He loves a sing-a-long.
a man says " i got chills they 're multiplying "
ALT: a man says " i got chills they 're multiplying "
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December 2, 2024 at 7:01 PM
You aren't Walken cool. More Travolta musical singing about influenza apparently. Mind you Nergal would approve ... He loves a sing-a-long.
Oh hush now @clantzimisce.bsky.social , you're just cantankerous because you're essentially just a symptom. 😋
December 2, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Oh hush now @clantzimisce.bsky.social , you're just cantankerous because you're essentially just a symptom. 😋
Kapula Krapula.
December 2, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Kapula Krapula.
