i saw the face of the median american voter and i screamed
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i saw the face of the median american voter and i screamed
caught the mnemonic plague and that shit got me remembering
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
caught the mnemonic plague and that shit got me remembering
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freshman year of college is a perfect time to get ghosted
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
freshman year of college is a perfect time to get ghosted
she let me hit like an iceberg in 1912
October 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
she let me hit like an iceberg in 1912
never ever ever accepting labubu hate from someone who collects funko pops. its like crabs in a bucket. none of you are making it out of here alive
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
never ever ever accepting labubu hate from someone who collects funko pops. its like crabs in a bucket. none of you are making it out of here alive
does anyone actually read yearly media threads
October 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
does anyone actually read yearly media threads
yeah dude of course im jealous your surgery scar is more visible than mine
October 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
yeah dude of course im jealous your surgery scar is more visible than mine
bay leaf is the culinary equivalent of crossing your fingers and waiting for something to happen
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
bay leaf is the culinary equivalent of crossing your fingers and waiting for something to happen
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Early access bananas are such bullshit. Why do they sell them to me green? I have to wait for the yellow banana to even get the fully ripe experience. Can't believe it. Then they turn brown and spotted and I'm not even getting my money's worth anymore. Anyone else have this issue?
gonna start applying video game genre language to other stuff
September 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Early access bananas are such bullshit. Why do they sell them to me green? I have to wait for the yellow banana to even get the fully ripe experience. Can't believe it. Then they turn brown and spotted and I'm not even getting my money's worth anymore. Anyone else have this issue?
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ive always said youve gotta hand it to cilantro for being the most specific spice
September 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
ive always said youve gotta hand it to cilantro for being the most specific spice
if i ever start posting through it please hire a hitwoman to kill me
September 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
if i ever start posting through it please hire a hitwoman to kill me
every yuri series should have one really hot guy and it should look like they're in love JUST enough to get the straight audience disappointed
September 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
every yuri series should have one really hot guy and it should look like they're in love JUST enough to get the straight audience disappointed
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lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
daily workout:
- 8x4 reps of making a mountain out of a molehill
- 3 minutes of rubbing salt in the wound
- pulling someones leg 5x
- let 4 cats out of the bag before noon
- 8x4 reps of making a mountain out of a molehill
- 3 minutes of rubbing salt in the wound
- pulling someones leg 5x
- let 4 cats out of the bag before noon
September 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
daily workout:
- 8x4 reps of making a mountain out of a molehill
- 3 minutes of rubbing salt in the wound
- pulling someones leg 5x
- let 4 cats out of the bag before noon
- 8x4 reps of making a mountain out of a molehill
- 3 minutes of rubbing salt in the wound
- pulling someones leg 5x
- let 4 cats out of the bag before noon
reminiscing with friends is so complicated because you cant just say "remember when you kinned graggle simpson" because theyll kill you and kill you and kill you forever
September 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
reminiscing with friends is so complicated because you cant just say "remember when you kinned graggle simpson" because theyll kill you and kill you and kill you forever
getting my merry go round inspected by the center for dizzies control
August 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
getting my merry go round inspected by the center for dizzies control
they call it pos withdrawal because its a piece of shit that takes your money
August 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
they call it pos withdrawal because its a piece of shit that takes your money
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wii u haters when their favorite games are mario kart 8 and breath of the wild
June 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
wii u haters when their favorite games are mario kart 8 and breath of the wild