From a Disney adult to everyone at the parks for Star Wars Day: Nerd ALL THE WAY out. Have fun.
May 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
From a Disney adult to everyone at the parks for Star Wars Day: Nerd ALL THE WAY out. Have fun.
Everything is awful. Puppies help. This is Gilda.
April 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Everything is awful. Puppies help. This is Gilda.
This sounds a lot like double-secret probation
⚠️ Trump says he is imposing an ADDITIONAL 50% tariff on China if they don’t remove their retaliatory tariffs against the U.S.
April 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This sounds a lot like double-secret probation
A good use of AI would be to filter out just that man’s voice but I can still hear any heckling that’s going on
March 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
A good use of AI would be to filter out just that man’s voice but I can still hear any heckling that’s going on
I’d love it if Mike Myers pranced out on stage as Austin Powers right now. It counts as a Bond tribute.
March 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I’d love it if Mike Myers pranced out on stage as Austin Powers right now. It counts as a Bond tribute.
I have a feeling “ball’s in your court, Estonia” will become a meme in this household
March 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I have a feeling “ball’s in your court, Estonia” will become a meme in this household
Vaccines are an absolute miracle of human achievement and we’re really just going to throw that away huh
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Vaccines are an absolute miracle of human achievement and we’re really just going to throw that away huh
Please witness my journey as a deeply uncool person:
“But why wouldn’t he do the song he won a Grammy for?”
“OH.”
“Serena’s here! Cool, but random…?”
“OMG NOT RANDOM.”
“Oh nice! Everyone’s singing along!”
“OH. MY. GOD. A. MINOR.”
Currently looking up the etymology of the word “beef”
“But why wouldn’t he do the song he won a Grammy for?”
“OH.”
“Serena’s here! Cool, but random…?”
“OMG NOT RANDOM.”
“Oh nice! Everyone’s singing along!”
“OH. MY. GOD. A. MINOR.”
Currently looking up the etymology of the word “beef”
February 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Please witness my journey as a deeply uncool person:
“But why wouldn’t he do the song he won a Grammy for?”
“OH.”
“Serena’s here! Cool, but random…?”
“OMG NOT RANDOM.”
“Oh nice! Everyone’s singing along!”
“OH. MY. GOD. A. MINOR.”
Currently looking up the etymology of the word “beef”
“But why wouldn’t he do the song he won a Grammy for?”
“OH.”
“Serena’s here! Cool, but random…?”
“OMG NOT RANDOM.”
“Oh nice! Everyone’s singing along!”
“OH. MY. GOD. A. MINOR.”
Currently looking up the etymology of the word “beef”
WAIT. The two “flying facial hair” commercials were for different products?!
February 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WAIT. The two “flying facial hair” commercials were for different products?!
Watching these commercials it seems creepy is the new funny. Nightmare fuel.
February 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Watching these commercials it seems creepy is the new funny. Nightmare fuel.
Strong Levy showing in this game so far
February 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Strong Levy showing in this game so far
A little boy of about 7 talked nonstop on the bus back from Magic Kingdom. One of the things he said was, “Everyone has the chance to be a grandparent. I hope I get to be a grandparent.” And little man, I hope you do too.
February 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A little boy of about 7 talked nonstop on the bus back from Magic Kingdom. One of the things he said was, “Everyone has the chance to be a grandparent. I hope I get to be a grandparent.” And little man, I hope you do too.
Should I start watching Gilmore Girls check one
▫️ yes
▫️ no
▫️ yes
▫️ no
January 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Should I start watching Gilmore Girls check one
▫️ yes
▫️ no
▫️ yes
▫️ no
Look I’m just saying that if people think I am a Disney adult and I really wanted them to not think I am a Disney adult I would make damn sure my headwear would not even remotely resemble mouse ears
January 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Look I’m just saying that if people think I am a Disney adult and I really wanted them to not think I am a Disney adult I would make damn sure my headwear would not even remotely resemble mouse ears
Reposted by Keri Maijala
This is the scene where God looks right at the camera and says, “The Aristocrats!”
January 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is the scene where God looks right at the camera and says, “The Aristocrats!”
Where’s that deus ex machina when you need it
January 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Where’s that deus ex machina when you need it
I spend way too much time thinking about the Madrigal family’s powers. When Julieta “heals you with a meal,” is that just like for your latest injury, or does it reset you completely? If so, what about any body modifications like tattoos or piercings?
January 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I spend way too much time thinking about the Madrigal family’s powers. When Julieta “heals you with a meal,” is that just like for your latest injury, or does it reset you completely? If so, what about any body modifications like tattoos or piercings?
In the new Wallace and Gromit movie if you pause the movie at just the right time you can see Wallace’s bum
January 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
In the new Wallace and Gromit movie if you pause the movie at just the right time you can see Wallace’s bum
Like not even an exclamation point?
January 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Like not even an exclamation point?
I’m going to be honest I feel like the New Year’s Eve novelty glasses have gone downhill since 2009
January 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I’m going to be honest I feel like the New Year’s Eve novelty glasses have gone downhill since 2009
What are the odds we *both* forgot cranberries? Statistically unlikely
December 24, 2024 at 1:47 AM
What are the odds we *both* forgot cranberries? Statistically unlikely
Headed out for a walk to the beach and heard a lot of sirens. When I got to the beach I discovered why. The end of the Santa Cruz Wharf had collapsed.
December 24, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Headed out for a walk to the beach and heard a lot of sirens. When I got to the beach I discovered why. The end of the Santa Cruz Wharf had collapsed.
Forever obsessed with the way King Moonracer claps his paws
December 23, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Forever obsessed with the way King Moonracer claps his paws
Wh… why is he carrying a log? What’s he going to do with it? WHAT’S HE GOING TO DO WITH IT
December 3, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Wh… why is he carrying a log? What’s he going to do with it? WHAT’S HE GOING TO DO WITH IT
Watching "Hot Frosty." Because the snowman was naked when he turned human, a woman called Ethel reported him as a streaker.
This has to be a reference to the song "The Streak" which includes a repeated line, "Don't look, Ethel!"
This is the kind of information you can expect from this account.
This has to be a reference to the song "The Streak" which includes a repeated line, "Don't look, Ethel!"
This is the kind of information you can expect from this account.
November 29, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Watching "Hot Frosty." Because the snowman was naked when he turned human, a woman called Ethel reported him as a streaker.
This has to be a reference to the song "The Streak" which includes a repeated line, "Don't look, Ethel!"
This is the kind of information you can expect from this account.
This has to be a reference to the song "The Streak" which includes a repeated line, "Don't look, Ethel!"
This is the kind of information you can expect from this account.