Clair Woodward
@clairywoowoo.bsky.social
Writer, ideas person, loather of people who think you like their dog as much as you do. Audio previewer for Sunday Times Culture; comment for The Independent https://www.independent.co.uk/author/clair-woodward
Lovely that she and her husband look so alike now.
October 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Lovely that she and her husband look so alike now.
Did my annual 'sending shit through the post' duty today. I also heard that a friend had died of cancer. So I commend you to take all the tests for this horrible disease, even if you're a bit embarrassed. Me, not so much.
October 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Did my annual 'sending shit through the post' duty today. I also heard that a friend had died of cancer. So I commend you to take all the tests for this horrible disease, even if you're a bit embarrassed. Me, not so much.
Just got this through the letterbox from my bankrupt council. How much did it cost to produce and distribute, I wonder? @insidecroydon.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Just got this through the letterbox from my bankrupt council. How much did it cost to produce and distribute, I wonder? @insidecroydon.bsky.social
Any relation, I wonder?
October 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Any relation, I wonder?
Mail more obsessed with tits than ever today.
October 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Mail more obsessed with tits than ever today.
If you're in Soho (and if not, why not?), Ada's coffee spot at 75 Dean Street is a lovely place to spend this gorgeous day, and there are new lunch specials. Yes, I do work here now.
September 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
If you're in Soho (and if not, why not?), Ada's coffee spot at 75 Dean Street is a lovely place to spend this gorgeous day, and there are new lunch specials. Yes, I do work here now.
@deliveroouk.bsky.social @justeatukpress.bsky.social Your drivers picking up from McDonalds on Balham High St have a dedicated parking space outside, so why are they blocking access to a bus stop?
September 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
@deliveroouk.bsky.social @justeatukpress.bsky.social Your drivers picking up from McDonalds on Balham High St have a dedicated parking space outside, so why are they blocking access to a bus stop?
I'm down a wormhole now. This is from 'How to Seduce a Woman'.
September 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm down a wormhole now. This is from 'How to Seduce a Woman'.
Posting this now for vanity reasons, as it'll all probably go back on again, but I appear to have gone a bit skinny (for me) again. #vanityvanityallisvanity #fuckit
September 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Posting this now for vanity reasons, as it'll all probably go back on again, but I appear to have gone a bit skinny (for me) again. #vanityvanityallisvanity #fuckit
Dodgy trousers FTW.
September 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Dodgy trousers FTW.
I love chum ads.
September 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I love chum ads.
This just in from a newspaper picture desk. Does nobody in what we still laughingly refer to as Fleet Street understand that 'snapper' is affectionate shorthand?
September 11, 2025 at 10:47 AM
This just in from a newspaper picture desk. Does nobody in what we still laughingly refer to as Fleet Street understand that 'snapper' is affectionate shorthand?
I am being trolled by LinkedIn.
September 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I am being trolled by LinkedIn.
Also the gruesomest twosomest you'll ever see.
September 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Also the gruesomest twosomest you'll ever see.
THIS is Soho. Walking past Sebastian's house last week, I notice that the fixings for That Sign have been removed.
September 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
THIS is Soho. Walking past Sebastian's house last week, I notice that the fixings for That Sign have been removed.
I've just read the piece - utter crap, but I did enjoy a snigger at this footwear.
September 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've just read the piece - utter crap, but I did enjoy a snigger at this footwear.
Nope. Not a Scooby.
September 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Nope. Not a Scooby.
Googling Peter Sellers' son Michael, Google AI came up with this shit.
September 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Googling Peter Sellers' son Michael, Google AI came up with this shit.
If a garment was ever the equivalent of depression, it has to be a beige waterfall cardigan.
September 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If a garment was ever the equivalent of depression, it has to be a beige waterfall cardigan.
Also, many of them don't have a London connection. And also: NO JAMES NORTON. THIS IS WRONG.
August 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Also, many of them don't have a London connection. And also: NO JAMES NORTON. THIS IS WRONG.
Spotted this in Chichester.
August 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Spotted this in Chichester.
I love him, and he seems to have entirely disappeared. My last sighting of him in 2016.
August 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I love him, and he seems to have entirely disappeared. My last sighting of him in 2016.
I recently saw this shop in Essex. Must let Donald have the address.
July 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I recently saw this shop in Essex. Must let Donald have the address.