Had me in stitches throughout. Although you missed out my favourite piece of sombre, comprehensive and respectful royal analysis:

“Clippetty clop, clippetty . . . *pause for dramatic effect* . . . clop”.

Sublime work from @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Dammit, @barristersecret.bsky.social, that was so good that I now have to go and buy the audiobook version too.

Sneaky sales tactics (and I’m totally here for it!)

I’m (fashionably) late to the party as ever but finally got to listen today. Utter lyrical genius as always, and impossible to pick between them (although Frank Bought A Drone knocked me for six . . . can I bill you for some new mascara??). Mr J-B does it again 💯

Definitely keep the banana. You could make your fortune!