Me trying to think up funny posts for Bluesky

I’m so deep in the Lindsay Lohan/Lacey Chabert Netflix Christmas Cinematic Universe, I can’t even see the surface anymore

I’ll never understand why people say they’re getting their ducks in a row…

Me? I’m getting my quacks in a stack 😎

But does the Barbie movie have a sub plot about the grey-import knock off doll called something like Bimbie who wore an ill-stitched holographic polyester dress over her mildly translucent plastic legs? Because if not, it is not the Barbie movie of MY suburban ‘90s Australian upbringing

Have gathered up my bad jokes in a spotty handkerchief, tied them to my hot take bindle and hitched a ride in the old-timey train carriage that is Bluesky. Goodbye Twitter dust bowl. Hello new friends. I look forward to trading stories with you while some toothless guy in the corner plays jaw harp