clairepfarr.bsky.social
@clairepfarr.bsky.social
This is your sign to buy a box of Bugles and put them on your fingertips.
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Pro tip: Always refer to hot dogs as "weiners." It gets a giggle every time.
July 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Fun fact: a group of uneducated men is called a "podcast."
June 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
There was a band called "Hoobastank."

... And they were kinda good TBH.
June 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I really wish I had bought year 2000 New Year's Eve glasses and kept them til now just so I could wear them around with no explanation.
May 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Smoking Gouda is a flex.
May 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM