Claire turbo chook
@clairekoolkat.bsky.social
Currently running naked down your street. Also, I don't live in Brunswick. Writer, bookseller and bozo.
Living on Dja Dja Wurrung country
Living on Dja Dja Wurrung country
Hard Rated Orange is psycho. Very good. Tastes JUST like sunkist
September 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Hard Rated Orange is psycho. Very good. Tastes JUST like sunkist
Perfect top to wear yesterday for no reason at all
September 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Perfect top to wear yesterday for no reason at all
They should simply friendship break up with them.
Much rather someone just didn't like or finish or even bother picking up a book I recommended than this
Much rather someone just didn't like or finish or even bother picking up a book I recommended than this
August 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
They should simply friendship break up with them.
Much rather someone just didn't like or finish or even bother picking up a book I recommended than this
Much rather someone just didn't like or finish or even bother picking up a book I recommended than this
Which Stephen King book would you read first if you've never read a Stephen King book before?
July 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Which Stephen King book would you read first if you've never read a Stephen King book before?
You're damn right it's Chicken time
July 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You're damn right it's Chicken time
Oh, I spoke too soon
July 18, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Oh, I spoke too soon
Finally! It's reverted to thinking I'm currently trying to freeze my eggs! (I'm not trying to freeze my eggs btw) no more weird home gym shit!
July 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Finally! It's reverted to thinking I'm currently trying to freeze my eggs! (I'm not trying to freeze my eggs btw) no more weird home gym shit!
Just noticed that instagram thinks I REALLY want to set up a home gym.
I kind of miss when it really wanted me to be trying to get pregnant... Also it seems to think I'm a man (I'm not) who drinks Nescafe gold (insulting)
I kind of miss when it really wanted me to be trying to get pregnant... Also it seems to think I'm a man (I'm not) who drinks Nescafe gold (insulting)
July 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Just noticed that instagram thinks I REALLY want to set up a home gym.
I kind of miss when it really wanted me to be trying to get pregnant... Also it seems to think I'm a man (I'm not) who drinks Nescafe gold (insulting)
I kind of miss when it really wanted me to be trying to get pregnant... Also it seems to think I'm a man (I'm not) who drinks Nescafe gold (insulting)
Anyway, here's Chicken sitting on the newspaper. She's getting ready to become a takeaway packet of fish and chips
March 16, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Anyway, here's Chicken sitting on the newspaper. She's getting ready to become a takeaway packet of fish and chips
Ironically we're now waiting for the boom gates to lift at Melton despite there being no trains. HELL on public transport in the outer western suburbs of Melbourne
March 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ironically we're now waiting for the boom gates to lift at Melton despite there being no trains. HELL on public transport in the outer western suburbs of Melbourne
Heading into Melbourne to help my friend pack up her house and I was like 'cool, I don't need to drive. What a leisurely train trip into the see my friend and give her a hand.' and then we found out a boom gate has been broken at Rockbank and so me and a million people are all waiting for a coach.
March 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Heading into Melbourne to help my friend pack up her house and I was like 'cool, I don't need to drive. What a leisurely train trip into the see my friend and give her a hand.' and then we found out a boom gate has been broken at Rockbank and so me and a million people are all waiting for a coach.
No Chicken! It can't get rid of tapeworm!
February 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
No Chicken! It can't get rid of tapeworm!
Slinging one back for the girlbosses
February 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Slinging one back for the girlbosses
Sent my new friend in town a selfie of myself in our town's merch. Hope my new friend likes it!
February 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Sent my new friend in town a selfie of myself in our town's merch. Hope my new friend likes it!
This dog drove this V8 into the petrol station
February 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This dog drove this V8 into the petrol station
Met the oldest dog in the world in Ballarat last week. It was shaking because it was so old. It's owner said he likes to meet people
February 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Met the oldest dog in the world in Ballarat last week. It was shaking because it was so old. It's owner said he likes to meet people
Illegal drinks.
(that's not instant coffee in the instant coffee mug, but stove top moka bialetti espresso)
(really dirty water)
(that's not instant coffee in the instant coffee mug, but stove top moka bialetti espresso)
(really dirty water)
February 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Illegal drinks.
(that's not instant coffee in the instant coffee mug, but stove top moka bialetti espresso)
(really dirty water)
(that's not instant coffee in the instant coffee mug, but stove top moka bialetti espresso)
(really dirty water)
16 week old Jack Russell named LillyPilly came into the bookshop today.
February 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
16 week old Jack Russell named LillyPilly came into the bookshop today.
Never not thinking about these book covers of books at my work
January 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Never not thinking about these book covers of books at my work
An ass of a angel is over, ass of a God is my new favourite label that I say to my ass (thank you @bokla.bsky.social )
January 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
An ass of a angel is over, ass of a God is my new favourite label that I say to my ass (thank you @bokla.bsky.social )
Ripped up most of the shit as hell deck this arvo. 4th photo is me feeling very strong and fresh after I showered
January 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Ripped up most of the shit as hell deck this arvo. 4th photo is me feeling very strong and fresh after I showered
Found a book about you
December 19, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Found a book about you
Your name is Douglas Scott and you've been told you're receiving an award at school. An award for what? Being the dullest boy in your entire school.
December 19, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Your name is Douglas Scott and you've been told you're receiving an award at school. An award for what? Being the dullest boy in your entire school.