I should start all of my tweets with "Addressing the Drama" to artificially inflate my numbers. That is a good idea for me to do.

I'm not kidding when I say Hotel Mario's rendition of the character may be my favorite dialogue-heavy Mario ever.

I frequently find myself going "Remind me to check!" or "That oughta do it!". He's just so jolly and sassy and wonderful. Working-class mall Santa vibes.

This new generation will never understand what it's like, now that every other image search result on Google is AI-generated slop, to try and look up "princess peach sexy boob" and getting swarmed with tons of SigurdHosenfeld fanart.

Did you know? No one in America actually liked the founding fathers before Lin-Manuel Miranda, the dastardly lib, made his piece rehabilitating their image once and for all.

I heard he commissioned the Mount Rushmore National Memorial himself, too. No dignity.

guys this generation don't even say "damn that guy looks good" or"i want to have gay sex with that beautiful man" anymore. they only say things like "the west trust has fallen" or "retvrn to tradition". 😔