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Claire 🧸
@clairebankonit.bsky.social
33 | Mom | Wife | Hem/Onc Coder | Powerlifter | Nerd
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Hi, I’m Claire! I’m a Certified Medical Coder currently working in Hematology/Oncology. I like powerlifting, baseball, football, video games, archeology and history! Looking to get away from The Bad Place so figured I’d finally finish making this account 🥰
What’s living with ADHD like?

I went to the bathroom before I started reading, noticed a cup stain, cleaned that, figured I might as well straighten up the rest of the bathroom, hang up the towels, and restock the tp

Then as I was leaving the bathroom I remembered I still had to pee 🥲
February 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
No game is quite as confusing as “when tf did I get that bruise?”
February 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Game Over 😭😭
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Had bench dips on my program for the first time in like a year or two and it’s INSANE how much easier they’ve gotten since then
January 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s always fun when you’re begging IT for months to do something that would make your job so much easier, then they finally do it but don’t tell you, so you’ve been doing double work for two weeks for no reason

🤦🏽‍♀️
January 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“It has come to my attention, that I might be part of the problem”
January 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Derrick “I’m strong and fast” Henry, my king
January 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Kiddo’s been off since 12/23 for winter break immediately followed by a week of snow days. Having to figure out where he’s going and what he’s doing on top of normal day to day stuff PLUS work has absolutely drained me.

Part of me just wants to cry, part of me just wants to rot in bed until spring
January 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Reposted by Claire 🧸
@clairebankonit.bsky.social Love you and I always feel blessed when we are able to communicate ♥
January 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Someone give me a good history YouTube channel. No conspiracy history’s mysteries bs. I love deep dives like HistoryTime and Fall of Civilizations but I swear I’ve seen everything at this point 😭
December 30, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Just saw a picture of me from two years ago and the scale might not have changed much but goddamn my legs sure have 😭🤣
December 21, 2024 at 3:19 AM
A guy who no longer works in my office did something that he would’ve gotten a lot of shit for on his last day but no one caught it until now. Honestly I kind of respect the “fuckkit what’re they gonna do fire me?” energy of it
December 19, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Some days I’m blown away at how smart he is, some days he asks me how to spell HP 🤦🏽‍♀️
December 13, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Curls went crazy today
December 5, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Yt gave me a free month of premium, @fallofcivspod.bsky.social just released an almost 7 HOUR episode, and I got three months of kindle unlimited for 99 cents. I’m SET for my flight on Saturday 🥰
December 4, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Update: squats absolutely fucking sucked ass but they’re done. Ngl I’m struggling not to beat myself up today
Officially slept a total of like 7 hours the past few nights. Can someone turn my brain off pls
December 3, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Officially slept a total of like 7 hours the past few nights. Can someone turn my brain off pls
December 3, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Zach mentioned how this would be a great tattoo and now I can’t stop thinking about. Oliver was so proud of it 🥲
December 1, 2024 at 11:51 PM
The most annoying thing in my life is when I’m hanging out with my cousin who works for Sony music. I’ll just casually say how I like this musician and he says some shit like “oh yeah he’s really cool I’ve got a picture with him somewhere”

Bro???
November 30, 2024 at 12:45 AM
When we got kiddo to daycare at the gym, another kid ran up to him with the Xbox controller and asked him for help. I was told he’s the “game master” and I might be a little too proud
November 23, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I’ve never seen him before but I’d do anything for him. He’s my child now
November 23, 2024 at 1:45 AM
A woman in my department put in her two weeks and refused to train anyone before she left. I took over and found and fixed a shit ton of issues *she* caused. Just found out she tried to get her job back and basically got laughed at 🤣😁💅🏼
November 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM
My grandfather is from Detroit, but his last name is really common where I live in Maryland so I finally broke down and looked on Ancestry. Doesn’t seem that his family has ever spent time here since his grandparents were from Norway and Luxembourg??? HUH???
November 22, 2024 at 3:51 AM
If you get a department-wide “hey who wants a desk calendar?” email, PLEASE DONT HIT REPLY ALL GOOD GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
November 21, 2024 at 5:24 PM
WAIFUJU-A-THON
12+hour Twitch stream on December 5th featuring:

Mod Interviews
Viewer awards
Party games
Costume changes
Live performances
And plenty of surprises ;)
November 21, 2024 at 12:52 PM