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ClaireActually!
@claireactually.bsky.social
Born at the age of 29. I have my Dad's autism and my Mom's ass. Happily Married to a Goblin 🥰

She/Her.
Hey, wait, these guys don't have lips
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Why stop there? Have him use the tiny Superman to control an even smaller marionette!
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And i do this face too 🥰
October 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Had to double take, I thought I saw a House Party poster for a second.
October 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I should gouge a big Whataburger W into my back like I'm the Texan Funny Valentine.
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oh I see
October 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Like, sure, I miss watermelon tang too, but this is sad.
September 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"If we all join our hands together and chant our favorite slur from the Bush years, Maxaroni WILL come back!"
September 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
September 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Tapping the sign with a heavy heart 😔
September 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
September 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
August 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
It's a good thing her dad was pelted with rocks until he died. Otherwise, he'd have to live with the smell.
August 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
How your email finds me
August 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
August 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
God I hope they go to the Dixie stampede
July 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
They massacred my boy. My horrible boy 😔
July 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
But they were, all of them deceived. For another cunt was served....
July 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A little too in-jokey for me
May 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
YEAAAAAAA THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT
May 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Back when Justin had the delicious Ramen hair
May 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
They dyed my boy Enzo 😞
April 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Happy honks from the birthday goose!!
April 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
That's her officer! That's my big sister
April 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
For #TransDayofVisibility I'm gonna repost my favorite picture from my wedding.

Maybe I didn't get to be the little girl I wanted to be, but I'll get to grow old with the woman I love. This too is a rare gift.

For now, I'm gay and I'm gonna be a problem about it 😤
March 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM