ClaireActually!
@claireactually.bsky.social
Born at the age of 29. I have my Dad's autism and my Mom's ass. Happily Married to a Goblin 🥰
She/Her.
She/Her.
Hey, wait, these guys don't have lips
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Hey, wait, these guys don't have lips
Why stop there? Have him use the tiny Superman to control an even smaller marionette!
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Why stop there? Have him use the tiny Superman to control an even smaller marionette!
And i do this face too 🥰
October 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
And i do this face too 🥰
Had to double take, I thought I saw a House Party poster for a second.
October 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Had to double take, I thought I saw a House Party poster for a second.
I should gouge a big Whataburger W into my back like I'm the Texan Funny Valentine.
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I should gouge a big Whataburger W into my back like I'm the Texan Funny Valentine.
Like, sure, I miss watermelon tang too, but this is sad.
September 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Like, sure, I miss watermelon tang too, but this is sad.
"If we all join our hands together and chant our favorite slur from the Bush years, Maxaroni WILL come back!"
September 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"If we all join our hands together and chant our favorite slur from the Bush years, Maxaroni WILL come back!"
Tapping the sign with a heavy heart 😔
September 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tapping the sign with a heavy heart 😔
It's a good thing her dad was pelted with rocks until he died. Otherwise, he'd have to live with the smell.
August 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It's a good thing her dad was pelted with rocks until he died. Otherwise, he'd have to live with the smell.
How your email finds me
August 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
How your email finds me
God I hope they go to the Dixie stampede
July 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
God I hope they go to the Dixie stampede
They massacred my boy. My horrible boy 😔
July 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
They massacred my boy. My horrible boy 😔
But they were, all of them deceived. For another cunt was served....
July 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
But they were, all of them deceived. For another cunt was served....
A little too in-jokey for me
May 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
A little too in-jokey for me
YEAAAAAAA THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT
May 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
YEAAAAAAA THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT
Back when Justin had the delicious Ramen hair
May 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Back when Justin had the delicious Ramen hair
They dyed my boy Enzo 😞
April 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
They dyed my boy Enzo 😞
Happy honks from the birthday goose!!
April 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Happy honks from the birthday goose!!
That's her officer! That's my big sister
April 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
That's her officer! That's my big sister
For #TransDayofVisibility I'm gonna repost my favorite picture from my wedding.
Maybe I didn't get to be the little girl I wanted to be, but I'll get to grow old with the woman I love. This too is a rare gift.
For now, I'm gay and I'm gonna be a problem about it 😤
Maybe I didn't get to be the little girl I wanted to be, but I'll get to grow old with the woman I love. This too is a rare gift.
For now, I'm gay and I'm gonna be a problem about it 😤
March 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
For #TransDayofVisibility I'm gonna repost my favorite picture from my wedding.
Maybe I didn't get to be the little girl I wanted to be, but I'll get to grow old with the woman I love. This too is a rare gift.
For now, I'm gay and I'm gonna be a problem about it 😤
Maybe I didn't get to be the little girl I wanted to be, but I'll get to grow old with the woman I love. This too is a rare gift.
For now, I'm gay and I'm gonna be a problem about it 😤