Claire
@clairea.bsky.social
A phone book full of accidents, a girl to drive your car.
When your high end moisturiser looks exactly like Germolene. Doesn’t smell like it, fortunately.
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When your high end moisturiser looks exactly like Germolene. Doesn’t smell like it, fortunately.
There’s something about those words ‘if you don’t’ that set off something contrary in me.
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
There’s something about those words ‘if you don’t’ that set off something contrary in me.
This week has a Heaven 17 gig in it, so I’m getting my 80s head on. Not that they’re in any way #forgotten80s
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This week has a Heaven 17 gig in it, so I’m getting my 80s head on. Not that they’re in any way #forgotten80s
We should all have a Cynthia in our corner.
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We should all have a Cynthia in our corner.
I’m no fan of the McCanns, but that fruit loop who thinks she’s Madeleine is lucky one of them didn’t deck her.
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’m no fan of the McCanns, but that fruit loop who thinks she’s Madeleine is lucky one of them didn’t deck her.
All the clever people are actually stupid. #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
All the clever people are actually stupid. #CelebrityTraitors
So the #JohnLewis ad. Mother and daughter in the kitchen, menfolk indulging themselves elsewhere. Classic.
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So the #JohnLewis ad. Mother and daughter in the kitchen, menfolk indulging themselves elsewhere. Classic.
This time of year, I’m reminded that I once saw a bonfire on a petrol station forecourt in Switzerland. The Swiss are bonkers as well as bankers.
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This time of year, I’m reminded that I once saw a bonfire on a petrol station forecourt in Switzerland. The Swiss are bonkers as well as bankers.
I find Space Karen quite fascinating. He’s clearly not stupid, and yet he really, really is. I wish he’d beggar off home to Mars. #Musk
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I find Space Karen quite fascinating. He’s clearly not stupid, and yet he really, really is. I wish he’d beggar off home to Mars. #Musk
Ah, the song that divides the Catholics from the rest. #kyrie #forgotten99s
November 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ah, the song that divides the Catholics from the rest. #kyrie #forgotten99s
Just what I always wanted. Thanks @matthewjrudd.bsky.social #forgotten80s
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Just what I always wanted. Thanks @matthewjrudd.bsky.social #forgotten80s
Thoughts and prayers with my friend Andrew Prince. Yes, really.
Prince Andrew to be stripped of titles and move out of Royal Lodge
Prince Andrew to be stripped of titles and move out of Royal Lodge
King’s brother will surrender lease and become known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, Buckingham Palace says
Prince Andrew is to leave his home at Royal Lodge in Windsor after he was served with a formal notice to surrender the lease, Buckingham Palace has said.
King Charles has initiated a “formal process to remove the Style, Titles and Honours of Prince Andrew”, who will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, the palace said. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Thoughts and prayers with my friend Andrew Prince. Yes, really.
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
Oh no. Not…a debate.
October 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Oh no. Not…a debate.
If you’re too incompetent to alter your clocks, we don’t need to hear you boasting about it. Read the bloody instructions.
October 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If you’re too incompetent to alter your clocks, we don’t need to hear you boasting about it. Read the bloody instructions.
I know this is the pettiest thing ever, but a bob should ALWAYS be longer at the front. Yes #ShabanaMahmood I mean you.
October 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I know this is the pettiest thing ever, but a bob should ALWAYS be longer at the front. Yes #ShabanaMahmood I mean you.
Just popping by to say Bankrobber is the absolute business. #forgotten80s
October 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Just popping by to say Bankrobber is the absolute business. #forgotten80s
Second gig in a week - Divine Comedy were epic.
October 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Second gig in a week - Divine Comedy were epic.
If you get the chance to see the #BoomtownRats you should take it. An incredible gig.
October 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If you get the chance to see the #BoomtownRats you should take it. An incredible gig.
Just catching up with #celebritytraitors. Never could stand Balding, so I feel entirely vindicated.
October 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just catching up with #celebritytraitors. Never could stand Balding, so I feel entirely vindicated.
If you want to run a country, maybe learn how to spell it?
October 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If you want to run a country, maybe learn how to spell it?
Don’t Look Down is just so incredibly 80s. Love it. #forgotten80s
October 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Don’t Look Down is just so incredibly 80s. Love it. #forgotten80s
Ate a Lindt chocolate ball today and the centre was totally liquid. Like, super runny. And that’s MY heatwave story. ☀️
June 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Ate a Lindt chocolate ball today and the centre was totally liquid. Like, super runny. And that’s MY heatwave story. ☀️