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Claire Rivers
@claire-rivers.bsky.social
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I am not them. I just yoinked a picture I liked from them.
🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her | Boardgame Enthusiast and Commander Player | 8/27/25
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A scene from hit videogame Celeste. At the end of Chapter 1 there is this monument on Celeste Mountain commemorating those who perished on the climb. Happy Trans day of Remembrance.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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How to annihilate your PR and make alot of people upset in 1 simple step:

Step 1: associate yourself with J.K. Rowling or have the 'Harry Potter' name on a product
A screenshot of the official Codenames Bluesky account (@codenamesgames) attempting to promote a Harry Potter Codenames with the post "Introducing Codenames: Back to Hogwarts, the beloved party game you know, perfect for both seasoned wizards and Muggle wordsmiths. Pre-orders are open now" with a link to their store. The post has seven hundred 5 comments, one hundred sixty two reposts and ten likes. Comments and repost with comments have been disabled due to criticism
July 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Post a random photo otherwise Everything goes wrong in june
The picture is of this absolutely tiny frog sitting on someone's finger, with text above and below it reading "You are Loved, This is a Threat".
June 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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PoV: Me going to Disney Parks and Resorts now that i'm an adult who has to pay for everything myself. But hey, at least the rides are still fun.
A Skyrim-style item screen. In the middle is a silver ring with an orange gem. This ring provides no armour, weighs 0.3 game units and is valued at 160 money. The ring is called "Magic isn't Real" and it improves Magic Resistance by 14,712,992 percent.
April 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to knoe if you wanna resist something being built
April 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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It me birthday!

[Age] years old and i still havent done anything worthwhile in my life. Gods im pathetic.

Slowly filling out the 'About Me' post, might open it up to questions from the audience soon.

Hope everyone's having a good Monday
The image is of a Pikachu holding pink paper fans in a typical Japanese outfit, with text that says: "So far, You've survived 100% of your worst days. Good Job!"
February 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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It Foogie
[Images taken on Sunday, December 15th]
A picture of the local streets at nighttime. Unfortunately the weather decided to be so foggy as to make it hard to see down the road. Image taken from inside my car, at a red light. A picture of the local streets at nighttime. This time showing that the fog was dense enough to obscure vision down that is normally a very clear and open road. A picture of the local streets at nighttime. For a sense of just how foggy it was. This is an image where there were no street lamps to illuminate the road. Desipite it being zoomed in and the quality being bad, the fog makes it impossible to see past the intersection. Picture was taken while at a full stop, and not obstructing traffic.
December 17, 2024 at 8:40 AM
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10: Perfect Date?
I'm Cheating.
My perfect Romantic date would be being taken to one of my favorite restaurants, coming back home with leftovers for the next day, and sitting down and enjoying either a quality movie or a nice board game
Also, did i mention i am Asexual?
an image of a block of text that reads: "as a Filthy American: Month/Day/Year is the superior Date format. as a human being: I'd give anything to have a nice night where myself and all my friends and partners dear to me get together and just play games and enjoy each other's company. because nothing says "I Love You" like spending quality time with one another doing the things you enjoy most. "
December 5, 2024 at 5:21 AM
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F*ck it, why not. Said i'd be active on here. Might as well act like it. Not an artist, so 38-rest don't count as i dont draw.
The "Get to know me" engagement post image. 1 like is 1 answer.
December 4, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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I feel called out.
Infamous digital assistant Clippy saying the following: "Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?" framed like he's giving the viewer redundant assistance like he's known for, with clickable responce options being "I'm aware" and "Wow, rude". Meanwhile, underneath this image are three seperate Tumblr users all saying "Start HRT" (Hormone Replacement Therapy)
December 3, 2024 at 6:18 AM
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Velma from hit TV series Scooby Doo on her hands and knees looking for her glasses with text abover her reading "My subtitles! I can't hear without my subtitles!"
December 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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i'd imagine any cardgame could participate in Two Drop Tuesday. Here's a card from #Alteredtcg that i love because i cant refuse the call of rolling dice
The card is a Rare copy Ouroboros Trickster, it has a Hand cost of 2 and a Reserve cost of *2*. it is from House Lyra, a faction about going with the flow and shifting and times and trials call for it. This character has 0s in all 3 primary stats found in Altered. it has the following ability: When played from anywhere: Roll a die. on a 4+, I gain *3 boosts*. on a 1-3, I can 1 boost. (A boost is a +1/+1/+1 counter). the text between * is what is changed from the common version
November 26, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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Image of text due to Bluesky's Post text limit. Text reads verbadum: "i never enjoyed his videos when i was part of his target audience. i didn't really care about his goals or what he did with his own time and money. and now that there's some form of controversy between him and his crew and friends (esp around Ava/ whatever their name is) i care even less. i kinda want him off my feed, but the internet demands drama, so *shrug*"
November 26, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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i wana first preface that idk whats going on with him, nor do i care to know, but theres no way these 2 videos appeared *right next to* eachother in my feed
A picture of 2 youtube thumbnails. 1 Titled "Coffeezilla Just Responded to MrBeast" a 23-ish minute video by Youtuber MorePegasus Next to it is that same video in grayscale and "ADHD VERSION" printed over Jimmy's face, whose title of the video is identical to the original except for an added "- ADHD Version. This one by Youtuber ChadCat
November 26, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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A picture from hit videogame Celeste. The end of level 1, there is a memorial on celeste mountain dedicated to those who perished on the climb
November 20, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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An amendment to the Paradox of Tollerance that i particularly like.
November 18, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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Trying to find MtG people on here. Quote with your favorite card. #EDH
Avanger of Zendikar, 5 generic and 2 Green mana for a 5 Power 5 Toughness Elemental with the following ability: "When Avenger of Zendikar enters the battlefield, create a 0 Power 1 Toughness green Plant creature token for each Land you control. Landfall - you may put a +1/+1 counter on each plant you control." This particular artwork comes from the Battle for Zendikar vs decks
November 13, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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Hi. Hello, its me, im in the second camp here.
Two types 2 (presumably) trans people, the one on the left is happy as she says: "I knew since 6! Yeah i played with barbies as a kid! Was ans always wanted to be ^w^" Whole the one on the right is obviously not doing ok with hands in their face saying: "i had a childhood...." presumably remorsefully, like they didnt get to experience it.
November 10, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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you were saying
a picture of Awen in the very same "Box of Cuties" box that was posted and talked about
November 9, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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Helpful Resources for those who need it, want it, and to share
November 6, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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Ok, now that Halloweens over and we can stop arguing over Candy Corn, I guess its time for the second hottest food debate...

How do yall feel about these bad boys?
a collection of 10 Frosted Sugar Cookies still in the container. they have blue frosting and circle sprinkles
November 2, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
The picture is of a messy work-desktop, among the stuff is 2 identical mugs filled with similarly coloured dark brown liquid. the only identifiable differences between the mugs are that one says "Paint Water" and the other says "Not Paint Water" Under the image is a Tumblr style communication between 4 posts reading: There is a story behind these mugs How many times way too many times this is important This implies OP had drunk paint water when attempting to drink the actual drink
October 30, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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B A L A T R O
(Sponsored by regicide. Jkjk)
A picture of 6 Balatro Jokers; being Canio, Odd Todd, Wrath full Joker, a Negagive Red Card (Yellow Card), The Family, Blueprint, and Brainstorm. Canio sitting at x12 mult having destroyed 11 face cards
October 26, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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Coming at you live on the 11 o'clock news.
Tonight's Story, Local Girl's inability to cope with sudden popularity

Tell us Claire, how does it feel to gain so many followers so quickly, despite never being any real form of Social Media star and having no real content?

Me:
Girl hiding from Terminator meme. Terminator is labeled "~170 new followers in the last 48 hours" Where as the girl is simply labeled "Me"
October 18, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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Sleepy kitties (rest in piece)
My two pet cats, who have both since passed away, Pickles (who has the recently trimmed section of fur) and Gumdrop (stripey one) sleeping next to each other on the couch
October 17, 2024 at 3:47 PM