Why is because if the parties actually fighting fought a war, we'd have nuclear winter.

Open world games are too much for my ADHD brain. I need a locked map, a clear goal, and defined roles.

I prefer HP sauce on meat and Ketchup on potatoes

A bowl of dick. A bouquet of dick. A cornucopia of dick.

I mean seriously. If you put the events of the last 8 years in a novel, your editor would fire you as a client.

1) Embrace the absolute fucking absurdity of everything that has happened in the last 8 years.
2) Go watch some comedians who share your cadence and sense of humor.
3) Go watch your Emotion Support 90s/00s Sitcom. You know the one that's kinda problematic but still good for your soul?

I have Vivid memories of the boys teasing me and calling me a girl and getting upset. Then they'd say, "Oh, you're a boy?" And I'd be like no... Not realizing there was a third option, I always left those moments confused and dysphoric.

It's not so much a cabinet as a junk drawer

I've never even hear of Mastodon. But Signal and Snapchat are more DM while this and threads are more like Twitter

My family is from Fishersville, which is just southeast of Richmond! Oh Shenandoah, I long to see you.

They're on a level for me. It would be about energy and personality for sure, but also, por que no los dos?

Siiiiigh