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Charlize Theron in Long Shot
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
RFKjr believes autism is a fate worse than death.

I know this because he believes vaccines cause autism and is very comfortable sacrificing lives by limiting vaccines so there are fewer autistic people.
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
With this administration, if you can find a picture of a relative fighting for the south in the civil war, you'd probably be better off
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Me: are you a citizen?

GOP person: yep. Born here.

Me: Ah, but were your PARENTS citizens?

GOP: of course. They were born here.

Me: yeah, but were their parents citizens?

GOP: yes they immigrated from England in 1936.

Me: great. Show me those documents.

GOP: .....

Me: get in the van
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Arkansans.

He doesn't represent my fucking state.

I've got Marshall and Moran to worry about.
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Cotton's logic is so fucking stupid here.

Drugs kill Americans so drug traffickers are terrorists.

Cars ALSO kill Americans who use them. Therefore foreign automakers are terrorists, right? Hell, domestic automakers are terrorists.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You picked a good time
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I don't think they took a ton of liberties from the source material (book written in 1995).
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
No idea. Maybe
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I believe I read the maps for Nov 2026 need to be in place by Dec 8th 2025.
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
That horse already out of the barn:

Justice Sotomayor: "If the president decides that his rival is a corrupt person and he orders the military...to assassinate him, is that within his official acts for which he can get immunity?"

D. John Sauer: "That could well be an official act."
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
All I'm saying is that she ever is on a school board meeting and she says something about a lesson or study material causing some kind of moral failure for the students, all someone has to say is, "Sex show" and she better stfu.
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
That's peewee league QB awareness there
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
He was CEO at Columbia/HCA which pleaded guilty to 14 felonies and agreed to a $600+ million fine for systematically overcharging the US government.

So he's just completely full of shit.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Do you think if USC upsets Oregon does Oregon fall out of top 12 and does USC leapfrog any of the Big XII teams?
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Jfc he plays the Village People constantly at rallies.
a cartoon of a superhero with the words thank you captain obvious
ALT: a cartoon of a superhero with the words thank you captain obvious
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The pardons mean nothing because none of these people were brought up on federal charges in the first place. All their convictions are state convictions and he can't pardon those. It's all a show.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Last update I saw in Kansas was that SNAP benefits would be fully paid to all Kansans on 11/7.

I think Gov. Kelly had them issued before the stay.
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We disagree on how much Schumer was really getting with his offer, and that's fine - it's moot now because Republicans dismissed what Schumer was asking for and the offer from Schumer isn't going to get better - his hand will only get stronger as Americans get more pissed.
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
3 things can be true:

1) Schumer wants the govt open to help Americans who are literally starving

2) Schumer almost made a costly political mistake by tossing all the blue wave election leverage aside for relative peanuts

3) GOP said, "Huge political mistake? Hold my beer."
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
As Trump has shown us, all policy is officially announced over social media now so Kevin can just refresh his fucking twitter account and stfu.
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM