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Yellow guy, personagem de Sin City. Homem com o rosto desfigurado, amarelo, olhos profundos, olheiras, calvo, orelhas distantes, nariz inchado, sem sobrancelhas, lábios finos, dentes escurecidos, encarando de forma sombria.
September 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Yellow Guy, um personagem do filme SinCity. Homem deformado, com a face enrugada e amarela, olhos profundos e dentes sujos, encara a câmera de forma sinistra.
September 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Message from Eduardo Bolsonaro to his father Bolsonaro:

"If your imature forty years son can't meet up with the guys here, BECAUSE YOU THROW ME DOWN, you are the one who gonna be fucked AND YOU WILL SENTENCE ME FOR LIFE IN THIS SHITTY COUNTRY."
Message from Eduardo Bolsonaro to his father Bolsonaro: If your imature forty years son can't meet up with the guys here, BECAUSE YOU THROW ME DOWN, you are the one who gonna be fucked AND YOU WILL SENTENCE ME FOR LIFE IN THIS SHITTY COUNTRY.
August 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Eduardo Bolsonaro in a discovered message to his father, Jair, about the USA:

"E VAI DECRETAR O RESTO DA MINHA VIDA NESSA PORRA AQUI"

Which can be translated to something like:

"AND YOU WILL SENTENCE ME FOR LIFE IN THIS SHITTY COUNTRY"
Message from Eduardo Bolsonaro to his father Bolsonaro: If your imature forty years son can't meet up with the guys here, BECAUSE YOU THROW ME DOWN, you are the one who gonna be fucked AND YOU WILL SENTENCE ME FOR LIFE IN THIS SHITTY COUNTRY.
August 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
SEND EDUARDO BOLSONARO BACK!

Discovered message from Eduardo Bolsonaro to his father Bolsonaro:

"AND YOU WILL SENTENCE ME FOR LIFE IN THIS SHITTY COUNTRY."
Message from Eduardo Bolsonaro to his father Bolsonaro: If your imature forty years son can't meet up with the guys here, BECAUSE YOU THROW ME DOWN, you are the one who gonna be fucked AND YOU WILL SENTENCE ME FOR LIFE IN THIS SHITTY COUNTRY.
August 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Eduardo Bolsonaro's discovered messages to his father:

"and you will sentence me for life in this shitty country" about USA.
Message from Eduardo Bolsonaro to his father Bolsonaro: If your imature forty years son can't meet up with the guys here, BECAUSE YOU THROW ME DOWN, you are the one who gonna be fucked AND YOU WILL SENTENCE ME FOR LIFE IN THIS SHITTY COUNTRY.
August 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
E lá nos Estragos Fudidos:
Senador dos Estados Unidos com as mãos para cima, sendo violentamente derrubado pelo FBI e mantido no chão, de bruços.
August 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Bolsonaro com o celular na cadeia:
Print do perfil do twitter: "O Átila deixou a gente sair hoje?" Na imagem, o post: Não. Nada de sextou fora de casa. 20:00. 19/06/2020. Twitter for iPhone.
July 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
President Turd with a crooked, toothless mouth and double chin seems to whisper something. In front, in big words: Não se metam com o bolsonaro! He blows me like nobody else!
July 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Me surpreende, não terem comparado ele com esse personagem.
Roark Jr. from the movie Sin City. A sicky yellow man with a creepy face and rotten teeth. Pretty must like RFK Jr.
May 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Quem lembra?
Bolsonaro ignorante e hipócrita em homenagem ao Túmulo do Soldado Desconhecido, referente àqueles que morreram na luta contra nazistas, com a mão no peito em sinal de respeito.
May 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Bolsonaro presta homenagem a túmulo do soldado desconhecido, na Rússia, em 2022.
May 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
O filme do saco de bosta.
Cartaz do filme "O ladrão de jóias". Ao fundo, dois homens barbudos com as sobrancelhas franzidas, de costas um para o outro. Um deles joga uma pedra vermelha lapidada para cima. À frente, outro homem aponta uma pistola para a frente. Ao lado deste, uma mulher com um vestido vermelho. Na frente de todos, o título do filme e a frase "que comece o assalto", além da frase "top 5 em filmes hoje".
April 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Me admira não terem falado deste:
Capa do Mangá Reborn: close de um bebê com olhos grandes e boca pequena, segurando uma pistola, com terno, gravata e um chapéu de mafioso. Na aba, há um camaleão verde de olhos amarelos.
April 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Encontre os três erros!
Painel de fotos da Globo News que mostra Zelensky, Trump, Lula e Milei, lado a lado, e a frase "Veja os principais líderes mundiais que já confirmaram presença no funeral do Papa Francisco".
April 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Morei num apê que tinha uma pia parecida com essa da foto. Talvez fosse maior. Era excelente. Saudades dela.
Pia Hampton branca com coluna grega.
April 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Me fez lembrar dessa história!
A própria Dona Marocas!
Quadrinhos de Chico Bento, personagem de Maurício de Sousa. No primeiro quadro, Chico gargalha enquanto lê o livro Lili. No segundo, percebe-se que ele lê à beira de um rio, entretido. No terceiro, sorrindo enquanto fecha o livro, diz "taí! Gostei do livro! Este trem prende a gente!". No quarto, enquanto se veste já fora da água, diz "peraí... Que qui eu falei? Eu li o livro?". No quinto, pula em comemoração e diz: "é mermo!! Eu li meu premero livro!!".
April 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
É pior. Tá chamando gente pra frequentar bar nazista.
I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after- work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out." And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them." And i was like, ohok and he continues. "you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too. And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down. And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people." And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.
March 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after- work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out." And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them." And i was like, ohok and he continues. "you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too. And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down. And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people." And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.
March 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Sean Baker
Print mostra que Sean Baker, vencedor do Oscar, curtiu "Cars On Protesters", Perfil do Instagram. A primeira frase da Bio é "Cars not stopping for Protesters".
March 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Imagem de Luigi Mangione com auréola e a frase "He who saves his country does not violate any law" disposta à sua frente.
February 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A Globo já foi melhor. Disseram que o PGR é o Rodrigo Janot.
Print de post da GloboNews na rede threads: "Na denúncia contra o ex-presidente Jair Bolsonaro e integrantes do seu governo, o procurador-geral da República, Rodrigo Janot, destaca que o Exército foi "vítima da conspiração". A sua participação no golpe foi objeto de constante procura e provocação por parte dos denunciados".
February 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"Fofoca? Deus me livre, fofoca. Que fofoca?"
Foto de prédio laranja e amarelo com várias janelas. À frente, galhos de uma árvore e fios de poste. Percebe-se algo marrom numa das janelas superiores. Close da janela de um prédio mostra um cachorro marrom, gordinho, olhando para fora. A janela está telada.
February 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Bolsonaro com as mãos no rosto, puxando as bochechas pra baixo e evidenciando olheira, com a frase "caralho, preciso evacuar urgentemente" no canto inferior direito, escrita em verde e amarelo.
January 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Bolsonaro com as mãos no rosto, puxando as bochechas pra baixo e evidenciando olheira, com a frase "caralho, preciso evacuar urgentemente" no canto inferior direito, escrita em verde e amarelo.
January 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM