Chris Neumann
@ckneumann.bsky.social
General Partner at Panache Ventures. I help founders win by saying the quiet part out loud.
That was a ridiculous ending. 🏀
Good show 🌲 👏👏👏
Good show 🌲 👏👏👏
March 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That was a ridiculous ending. 🏀
Good show 🌲 👏👏👏
Good show 🌲 👏👏👏
The best part about being back in LA is when you ask for hot sauce in a restaurant, they automatically hand you cholula.
They don’t ask you what you want. They don’t give you tobasco or some other nonsense.
They hand you cholula.
They don’t ask you what you want. They don’t give you tobasco or some other nonsense.
They hand you cholula.
February 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The best part about being back in LA is when you ask for hot sauce in a restaurant, they automatically hand you cholula.
They don’t ask you what you want. They don’t give you tobasco or some other nonsense.
They hand you cholula.
They don’t ask you what you want. They don’t give you tobasco or some other nonsense.
They hand you cholula.
Dusted off the cobwebs 🕸️
Installed Ubuntu on an old laptop 💻
Setup a Minecraft server for my son and his friends (complete with custom domain) 🎮
Cool dad status unlocked 😎
(…though younger me is still struggling to reconcile “setup a Linux server” and “cool”…)
Installed Ubuntu on an old laptop 💻
Setup a Minecraft server for my son and his friends (complete with custom domain) 🎮
Cool dad status unlocked 😎
(…though younger me is still struggling to reconcile “setup a Linux server” and “cool”…)
January 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Dusted off the cobwebs 🕸️
Installed Ubuntu on an old laptop 💻
Setup a Minecraft server for my son and his friends (complete with custom domain) 🎮
Cool dad status unlocked 😎
(…though younger me is still struggling to reconcile “setup a Linux server” and “cool”…)
Installed Ubuntu on an old laptop 💻
Setup a Minecraft server for my son and his friends (complete with custom domain) 🎮
Cool dad status unlocked 😎
(…though younger me is still struggling to reconcile “setup a Linux server” and “cool”…)
December 11, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Canadian VC life:
Being literally the only person on a packed flight from SF to Vancouver who isn’t flying up for the Taylor Swift concert
Being literally the only person on a packed flight from SF to Vancouver who isn’t flying up for the Taylor Swift concert
December 6, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Canadian VC life:
Being literally the only person on a packed flight from SF to Vancouver who isn’t flying up for the Taylor Swift concert
Being literally the only person on a packed flight from SF to Vancouver who isn’t flying up for the Taylor Swift concert
My favorite quote from demo day was from a robotics startup,
“We build robots. They’re like AI agents with bodies.”
🤣
“We build robots. They’re like AI agents with bodies.”
🤣
December 5, 2024 at 3:42 PM
My favorite quote from demo day was from a robotics startup,
“We build robots. They’re like AI agents with bodies.”
🤣
“We build robots. They’re like AI agents with bodies.”
🤣
At least airlines have stopped pretending that 6” of plastic constitutes a table.
December 3, 2024 at 9:58 PM
At least airlines have stopped pretending that 6” of plastic constitutes a table.
Pizza is a great canvas for fun.
Today, we made “hot dog and fries” pizza for the kids and pesto chicken + bacon pizza for the grown folks. 🍕
Today, we made “hot dog and fries” pizza for the kids and pesto chicken + bacon pizza for the grown folks. 🍕
November 23, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Pizza is a great canvas for fun.
Today, we made “hot dog and fries” pizza for the kids and pesto chicken + bacon pizza for the grown folks. 🍕
Today, we made “hot dog and fries” pizza for the kids and pesto chicken + bacon pizza for the grown folks. 🍕
Imagine the chapter in US history books 100 years from now about the rise of trolling in American politics.
November 14, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Imagine the chapter in US history books 100 years from now about the rise of trolling in American politics.
Why do VCs care so much about their ownership percentage in startups?
Why Do VCs Care About Ownership? — Chris Neumann
Why is startup ownership percentage such a big deal to VCs?
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November 14, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Why do VCs care so much about their ownership percentage in startups?