CJ Woodling
@cjwoodling.bsky.social
He/Him. I like words and numbers and use them to talk about sports. Co-founder of Crash The Pond, an Anaheim Ducks blog and podcast. Former Managing Editor of SB Nation’s Anaheim Calling.
My Star Wars take: The Last Jedi is a good standalone movie but a bad component of a trilogy. JJ Abrams poisoned my family and burned my crops, not Rian Johnson
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My Star Wars take: The Last Jedi is a good standalone movie but a bad component of a trilogy. JJ Abrams poisoned my family and burned my crops, not Rian Johnson
Trump being charmed by Mamdani is objectively the funniest possible outcome of that meeting
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Trump being charmed by Mamdani is objectively the funniest possible outcome of that meeting
Damn didn’t know Gudas could haul ass like that
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Damn didn’t know Gudas could haul ass like that
I liked the deal at the time but wow the Chris Krieder trade has been aging beautifully so far
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I liked the deal at the time but wow the Chris Krieder trade has been aging beautifully so far
This season is voodoo magic for the Ducks so far because who ever thought Ross Johnston was going to be a positive contributor to this team on ice?
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This season is voodoo magic for the Ducks so far because who ever thought Ross Johnston was going to be a positive contributor to this team on ice?
Either the Angels add just another arm to their collection of pitcher ligaments or Perry Minasian made one of his best trades
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Either the Angels add just another arm to their collection of pitcher ligaments or Perry Minasian made one of his best trades
I love when goalies make a great stop and do a completely unnecessary glove flip. Talk your shit, king
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I love when goalies make a great stop and do a completely unnecessary glove flip. Talk your shit, king
First half of that period was 🤮
Second half of that period was 😃
Second half of that period was 😃
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
First half of that period was 🤮
Second half of that period was 😃
Second half of that period was 😃
As a Lakers fan, I don’t know why people are celebrating Nico Harrison’s firing. I thought he did a great job!
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
As a Lakers fan, I don’t know why people are celebrating Nico Harrison’s firing. I thought he did a great job!
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The Mason McTavish, Cutter Gauthier, Beckett Sennecke line at 5v5 this season via NST:
•142:34 time on ice
•Up 8-2
•55% shots
•64% high danger chances
•61.2% expected goals
•142:34 time on ice
•Up 8-2
•55% shots
•64% high danger chances
•61.2% expected goals
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The Mason McTavish, Cutter Gauthier, Beckett Sennecke line at 5v5 this season via NST:
•142:34 time on ice
•Up 8-2
•55% shots
•64% high danger chances
•61.2% expected goals
•142:34 time on ice
•Up 8-2
•55% shots
•64% high danger chances
•61.2% expected goals
Maybe running him at full speed for his first NHL season was a 5D chess galaxy brain move that works
So much for Beckett Sennecke being on the Leo plan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Maybe running him at full speed for his first NHL season was a 5D chess galaxy brain move that works
So much for Beckett Sennecke being on the Leo plan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
So much for Beckett Sennecke being on the Leo plan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jacob Trouba scoring the winning goal in OT for the Anaheim Ducks as they have sole possession of 1st place in the Pacific is a sentence that would have given me an aneurysm 5 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Jacob Trouba scoring the winning goal in OT for the Anaheim Ducks as they have sole possession of 1st place in the Pacific is a sentence that would have given me an aneurysm 5 years ago
Leo Carlsson is pretty much screaming at Sweden to make him their number one center at the Olympics
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Leo Carlsson is pretty much screaming at Sweden to make him their number one center at the Olympics
NHL add Leo Carlsson to your golden generation tv ads challenge
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
NHL add Leo Carlsson to your golden generation tv ads challenge
AS I WAS SAYING
Hahaha Leo Carlsson is a straight up superstar. The kid is absolutely absurd
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
AS I WAS SAYING
Hahaha Leo Carlsson is a straight up superstar. The kid is absolutely absurd
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hahaha Leo Carlsson is a straight up superstar. The kid is absolutely absurd
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Ducks are third team in 30 years to score at least 7 goals four times in a season's first 13 games.
Pittsburgh did it twice: 1995-96 (6 times) & 2019-20 (4 times)
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Pittsburgh did it twice: 1995-96 (6 times) & 2019-20 (4 times)
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November 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Ducks are third team in 30 years to score at least 7 goals four times in a season's first 13 games.
Pittsburgh did it twice: 1995-96 (6 times) & 2019-20 (4 times)
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Pittsburgh did it twice: 1995-96 (6 times) & 2019-20 (4 times)
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This is the most fun the Ducks have been in like 8 years
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This is the most fun the Ducks have been in like 8 years
Cutter is now tied for 1st in goals in the NHL
Yo Cutter Gauthier is the real deal
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Cutter is now tied for 1st in goals in the NHL
Yo Cutter Gauthier is the real deal
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Yo Cutter Gauthier is the real deal
Voted 5 times for Mamdani today from Nevada and then promptly ordered my favorite abortion pill from NYC that’s part of my daily supplement routine
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Voted 5 times for Mamdani today from Nevada and then promptly ordered my favorite abortion pill from NYC that’s part of my daily supplement routine
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Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
I fought a lot of people on draft night on the other site in 2023 when the Ducks picked him over Fantilli. Obviously it’s still early but Leo looks like he’s evolving into a game breaker this season
Not sure who needs to hear this but Leo Carlsson has 15 points in 10 games this season. 👀
Still only 20 years old.
Still only 20 years old.
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I fought a lot of people on draft night on the other site in 2023 when the Ducks picked him over Fantilli. Obviously it’s still early but Leo looks like he’s evolving into a game breaker this season