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Tim Hergert
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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny.

I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances […]

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The image is a social media post showcasing a slice of what appears to be a "Baja Blast" pie from Taco Bell. The main subject is the pie itself, which has a vibrant green filling and a crust that looks like a graham cracker base. On top of the green filling are dollops of white cream, sprinkled with green zest. The pie is placed on a dark, textured surface, possibly a plate or a placemat. A black plastic fork is positioned next to the pie, suggesting it is ready to be eaten. To the left, there is a logo of "Mtn Dew Baja Blast". The Taco Bell logo is visible in the top right corner. The composition is a close-up shot, emphasizing the pie and its details. The color palette is dominated by the bright green of the pie filling, the white cream, and the brown of the crust, creating a visually appealing contrast. The dark background helps the colors pop out. The text accompanying the image is a humorous commentary on the pie, describing it in a mocking tone, comparing it to "gamer coolant" and "radioactive mermaid yogurt". The tone of the text adds a layer of satire to the image, making it a critique of the food product.
December 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I used to work at McDonald's in my youth. Can confirm

#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #shitpost #shitposting
The image is a humorous meme composed of three distinct sections, playfully suggesting an unconventional method for the production of McDonald's apple pie filling. The top left section displays an industrial scene with a bright orange, molten substance being poured from a metal container. The substance has a flowing, lava-like appearance, suggesting extreme heat and viscosity. The background shows industrial equipment and a metallic structure. The top right section is in black and white and depicts a person in what appears to be a protective suit, possibly a hazmat suit or a heat-resistant garment. The person is using a long tool to manipulate a pool of the same bright orange, molten substance seen in the first image. The setting appears to be an outdoor, possibly rocky environment. The bottom section presents a close-up image of a McDonald's apple pie. The pie is golden brown, showing a crispy and textured crust. It is placed on a white plate, with the McDonald's logo visible on a red wrapper or napkin underneath. The color palette is limited but effective, with the bright orange of the "filling" standing out against the industrial backgrounds and the golden brown of the pie. The meme's layout is straightforward, with the text "McDonald's Making the Filling for their Apple Pies in the '80s" at the top, tying the three images together and establishing the joke.
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #shitpost #shitposting
The image presents a humorous take on a "Breaking News" scenario. At the top, in bold, black text, it reads "BREAKING NEWS". Below, also in black, smaller text states "MILITARY SHOOTS DOWN FOREIGN SMUGGLER ATTEMPTING TO INVADE US AIRSPACE". The main visual element is what appears to be a thermal or infrared image, rendered in shades of gray. In the center, a dark silhouette of Santa's sleigh, pulled by reindeer, is visible. It is presented as if captured by military surveillance. The sleigh and reindeer are the darkest elements in the scene, contrasting against the lighter gray background. Overlaid on the image are several graphical elements, likely from the surveillance system. A small crosshair target is positioned near the sleigh, and several white lines extend from the target, possibly indicating a flight path or tracking information. In the upper left corner, there is a "- 2°" marking. On the right side of the image, there is a vertical column of text, likely system data or status information. The text includes "SLAVE", followed by "LST", along with numerical data such as "1688 F" and "1688 C", and the abbreviation "LTD/R". The overall composition is a parody, merging a serious news headline with a fantastical image of Santa's sleigh, creating a humorous effect.
December 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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https[:]//bsky[.]app/profile/matthewseiji.com/post/3lwequykpgc2g

#shamelesslystolenfrombluesky #shitpost #shitposting
Matthew @matthewseiji.com It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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#shamelesslystolenfromtumblr #shitpost #shitposting
lizzibennet waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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#shitpost #shitposting

At this point - I have to imagine that there is enough of a grassroots movement to get support behind the industrialization of a process of just constantly chucking weasels into the large hadron collider to try to get back to the […]

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I guess apples have advertisements on them now... ::image of an apple with a sticker advertising "Abbott Elementary" on Hulu::
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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#shamelesslystolenfromtumblr #shitpost #shitposting
sandersstudies Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :) marlynnofmany Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?" Cat: "Perhaps | explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps | sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. | love our little mysteries."
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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#discworld #terrypratchett #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #shitpost #shiposting
The image is a four-panel comic strip. The art style is minimalist, using simple line drawings and a limited color palette of black, white, and a few accents of red and purple. Panel 1: The first panel sets the scene. It depicts a mother figure, drawn with a large white body and black hair with a red bow. Two children, one with a ponytail and one with short hair, stand facing her. A purple speech bubble asks, "MOM, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE?" The mother is labeled "Me", while the children are labelled "Other books" and "Discworld Books". Panel 2: The second panel shows the mother figure in a similar pose, with the children facing her. A red speech bubble above her says, "SWEETIE, I LOVE YOU BOTH EQUALLY." She is touching the head of the child with the ponytail. Panel 3: The third panel shows the mother figure sitting with the child with short hair. The child with the ponytail is running away. Panel 4: The final panel shows the mother figure with a slightly annoyed expression, holding the child with short hair close. A red speech bubble says, "IT'S YOU... AND BY A LOT." This panel reveals the mother's true preference.
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Yeah, um - that's a swing and a miss there. Gemini.

#ai #swingandamiss #gemini
The image is a screenshot from a mobile phone displaying a Google search result. The main focus is on a photograph of a black Dodge Challenger car and a man standing next to it. The man is fair-skinned with short, brown hair and a beard. He is wearing a black leather jacket, a grey t-shirt with a Texas flag on it, blue jeans, and white sneakers. He is standing with his right arm resting on the car. The car is a shiny black, and the image is slightly blurred. The background shows a house with brick siding and some greenery. The photo is overlaid on the Google search interface. At the bottom of the screen, there are options for "AI Mode", "All", "Exact matches", "Products", and "Visual match". There is an "AI Overview" section with text describing the man as Brandt Dodson, a writer of crime novels and short stories. The text highlights his work, including the Colton Parker series and novels like "Daniel's Den" and "White Soul". The top of the screen displays the time, mobile carrier information, and Google’s logo. There are also icons for "Create" and "Share" options. Al Overview The man pictured is Brandt Dodson, a writer of crime novels and short stories. o He is the creator of the hardboiled detective series featuring Colton Parker. o He has also authored several stand-alone novels, including Daniel's Den and White Soul.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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#shitpost #shitposting #shamelesslysto=enFromTumblr
genderfluid-druid hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus genderfluid-druid "i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids | already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Fantastic DIY #flock camera detector (WIP) from Chuck Toussieng

He reports that he

a) will work on a case once he's ironed everything out
b) will post to Github as well, after a) is complete

#flockcameras

https://chuckt.com/
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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#shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
Me listening to songs about drugs and murder on my way to pick up Pepto Bismol because my tummy hurts ::image of Ryan Gosling listening to songs about drugs and murder on his way to pick up Pepto Bismol because his tummy hurts::
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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#shitpost #shitposting #shamelesslystolenfromtumblr
So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate. Stay with me. We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs. I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence. It is in no way a collector's item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone's decor, because the colors in it are garish. It's just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad. (How do we know the pirate is gay if he's just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There's an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.) Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale. My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma's house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone.
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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#shitpost #shitposting #shamelesslystolenfromtumblr
everydaywomble but here's the thing ::image of a very beautiful and in no way abnormal husky outside an antartic station:: #the thing #queugene tooms
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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At no point in this headline did I know what the next word was going to be pro-fangiris-unsocial-life po @letitrainathousandfiames gasbreakdip Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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@eedly

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December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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#shitpost #shitposting #shamelesslystolenfromreddit
Dan Carney My ketamine dealer isn't doing his Black Friday sale this year bc he lost all his money investing in a company that makes labubus you can fuck i.gyazo.com > whorblox ven Nov 30 a tale as old as time bubbleteadever -. Nov 30 could happen to any of us really
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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What unholy clucker-fuck fusion of cuisines is this?

I
MUST
GET
ONE
The image is an advertisement for a Papa John's Butter Chicken Pizza. The background is a solid, dark reddish-brown color. At the top of the image, the Papa John's logo is displayed in white, slightly curved letters. Below, the words "BUTTER CHICKEN PIZZA" are prominently featured in large, white, bold letters with a red outline. The word "CHICKEN" has a stylized red chicken head graphic to its right. Beneath the pizza title, the ad copy reads "BUTTER CHICKEN. MADE BETTER." in yellow, bold letters. Below this, in a similar yellow font, is "LARGE PIZZA ONLY" followed by the price "$19.99". At the very bottom of the image, there is a partial view of a pizza, showing the crust and a glimpse of the toppings, which appear to include chicken and other ingredients. The crust is golden brown and looks crispy. The composition is vertically oriented, with the text and graphics clearly designed to attract attention and promote the featured pizza. The color scheme is dominated by red, white, yellow, and brown, creating a visually appealing and appetizing presentation.
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I think that this could be a plot device for a modern day remake of Conan The Barbarian.

#shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

#conanthebarbarian
The image captures a playful scene in what appears to be a European town square. The primary focus is a large, mobile phone charger, cleverly designed to resemble a tractor. This contraption features a massive black tire, a beige wheel hub, and a rectangular housing that holds a large, mock-up smartphone with a charging cable plugged in. The phrase "Push N Go" is prominently displayed on the side of the device. A man in a brown jumpsuit and a cap is seen pushing the charger, positioned on the left side of the frame. He appears to be exerting effort, emphasizing the interactive nature of the device. In the background, a crowd of people is gathered, observing and interacting with the charger. Many are holding up smartphones, presumably taking photos or videos of the spectacle. The people are dressed in casual attire, and their expressions suggest curiosity and amusement. The background reveals a cobblestone street and a row of buildings with traditional architecture, indicating a European setting. The buildings have light-colored facades and windows, suggesting a sunny day. The overall color palette is a mix of natural tones: the dark tire, the beige and gray of the charger housing, the colors of the people's clothing, and the neutral tones of the buildings. The bright green glow of the charging cable in the mock phone provides a visual focal point.
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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@memes there may be another alternate
Found something new to say when | leave a room after an interview. Stay Fresh Cheese Bags
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Comedian Sean Collins describing some common Canadian linguistic subtleties.

@StandUpComedy #seancollins

https://www.biglaughboutique.com/talent/sean-collins-bio
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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merry twigsmas @notpixietit im employed at starbucks and we live in hell. the word Xmas is BANNED, we are only allowed to say happy holidays my coworker asked a child what santa would bring her & a manager overheard they took him out & shot him in the head. they fucking shot him in the head
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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#shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #happyfriday
How many colours of the alphabet does it take to taste math? - Left - Right
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social I made a "how do you do, fellow kids?" joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So "how do you do, fellow kids?" is now an example of "how do you do, fellow kids?" November 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM MUSIC BAND HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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#shitpost #shitposting
Darmok for Tenagra
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM