CJ_TheAlchemist
@cjthealchemist.bsky.social
Catch me doing jersey swaps with studs at the booty club
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July 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Another exquisite pod from @deantekyle.bsky.social if I do say so myself.
January 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Another exquisite pod from @deantekyle.bsky.social if I do say so myself.
Being attracted to older women and having them say you’re too young for them<<<<
December 17, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Being attracted to older women and having them say you’re too young for them<<<<
That nigga was a menace, he’d laugh in your face after setting off a pipe bomb in your living room. I’d give that lil dweeb so many wedgies and swirlies on everything I love.😭😭😭
December 11, 2024 at 5:29 PM
That nigga was a menace, he’d laugh in your face after setting off a pipe bomb in your living room. I’d give that lil dweeb so many wedgies and swirlies on everything I love.😭😭😭
The homie got you goin crazy😭
December 11, 2024 at 5:17 PM
The homie got you goin crazy😭
Say less I’m in there!
December 10, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Say less I’m in there!
Republicans will say shit like this and vote for a mf that wants to take away VA funds and other social services. Niggas brains smoother than waxed vagina.
December 10, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Republicans will say shit like this and vote for a mf that wants to take away VA funds and other social services. Niggas brains smoother than waxed vagina.
Damn it I love black women. From the sugar cookies to the obsidians, I love em all!☝🏽🤓
December 10, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Damn it I love black women. From the sugar cookies to the obsidians, I love em all!☝🏽🤓
Didn’t listen to the waiter and burnt my hand at Ruth Chris. Freaked my plate tho😮💨
December 10, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Didn’t listen to the waiter and burnt my hand at Ruth Chris. Freaked my plate tho😮💨
You soon as the clock strikes 9😭
December 9, 2024 at 11:41 PM
You soon as the clock strikes 9😭
I be ready to chop my shit off everytime I gotta wash my hair man😐
December 8, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I be ready to chop my shit off everytime I gotta wash my hair man😐
Freddie Gibbs posting on his ig story again😭😭😭
December 8, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Freddie Gibbs posting on his ig story again😭😭😭
The 30+ women on here be finer than frog hair I tell you what. Got me ready to open my legs like a lil harlot😮💨😭
December 8, 2024 at 1:13 AM
The 30+ women on here be finer than frog hair I tell you what. Got me ready to open my legs like a lil harlot😮💨😭
Manipulation tactic to make you think of us everytime you put it on. And yall fall for it everytime
December 8, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Manipulation tactic to make you think of us everytime you put it on. And yall fall for it everytime
Not a want but a need. If I don’t get this imma die.
December 8, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Not a want but a need. If I don’t get this imma die.
Seeing them middle class white folks who most likely voted for Trump in tears about groceries and rent tickles me. PICK UP THEM BOOT STRAPS BITCH!!
December 8, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Seeing them middle class white folks who most likely voted for Trump in tears about groceries and rent tickles me. PICK UP THEM BOOT STRAPS BITCH!!
Need her to get me pregnant😮💨
December 6, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Need her to get me pregnant😮💨
Need the women from Abbott Elementary to run a train on me EXPEDITIOUSLY! #CHOOCHOOOO🚂🚂🚂
December 6, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Need the women from Abbott Elementary to run a train on me EXPEDITIOUSLY! #CHOOCHOOOO🚂🚂🚂
Happy discharge Friday yall!!!
December 6, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Happy discharge Friday yall!!!
Praying we don’t get to this level of bullshit again🧎🏽♂️➡️
December 6, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Praying we don’t get to this level of bullshit again🧎🏽♂️➡️
I beg your fucking pardon?!!??
December 6, 2024 at 5:56 AM
I beg your fucking pardon?!!??
Don’t care my mouf goin to work
December 6, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Don’t care my mouf goin to work
Look man I’m trynna get ahead of these tariffs😭
December 6, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Look man I’m trynna get ahead of these tariffs😭