Matthew M
@cjmatthews.bsky.social
I'm blaming it on the Underpants Gnomes
October 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I'm blaming it on the Underpants Gnomes
It’s okay he’s sitting two rows in front of me and he’s gonna get a piece of my mind before he leaves.
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It’s okay he’s sitting two rows in front of me and he’s gonna get a piece of my mind before he leaves.
darth let me introduce you to my jersey collecting obsession
August 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
darth let me introduce you to my jersey collecting obsession
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
June 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
@mets.com the new Mr Met leaves a lot to be desired, completely blew off the crowd on the way out of the coke deck tonight, couldn’t even turn for a quick picture
May 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
@mets.com the new Mr Met leaves a lot to be desired, completely blew off the crowd on the way out of the coke deck tonight, couldn’t even turn for a quick picture
May 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Idea: Buy a garage that has a giant neon sign that says "GARAGE", convert it to EV parking just for Teslas, and then after it's full of cars with long term parking contracts, change the sign overnight to say "GARBAGE"
March 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Idea: Buy a garage that has a giant neon sign that says "GARAGE", convert it to EV parking just for Teslas, and then after it's full of cars with long term parking contracts, change the sign overnight to say "GARBAGE"
Just got my dozen in the other day, ordered from Troop 6000 as always! I hate to say one of those boxes may already be gone...
February 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Just got my dozen in the other day, ordered from Troop 6000 as always! I hate to say one of those boxes may already be gone...
Nothing like supporting good journalism
February 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Nothing like supporting good journalism
It’s definitely nicer than this view from the 59th Street Bridge I took a few weeks ago when the sky’s were hazy. But I personally love the view from the southbound Kosciuszko Bridge looking towards Manhattan.
November 11, 2024 at 5:28 PM
It’s definitely nicer than this view from the 59th Street Bridge I took a few weeks ago when the sky’s were hazy. But I personally love the view from the southbound Kosciuszko Bridge looking towards Manhattan.
I walked past this last week as they were putting it down in front of the Trump building across from the UN, and I don't know what is in that paint, but it smells so bad I had to cross the avenue just so I could breathe again
September 5, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I walked past this last week as they were putting it down in front of the Trump building across from the UN, and I don't know what is in that paint, but it smells so bad I had to cross the avenue just so I could breathe again
A land deed, you say!? I found this a while back at my grandmothers house... I think it's from her childhood home in Philadelphia
August 20, 2024 at 2:28 PM
A land deed, you say!? I found this a while back at my grandmothers house... I think it's from her childhood home in Philadelphia
Reminds me of when I got this email the other day. Mind you, I sell maybe two or three items a year. Who the hell tries to sell $5 million worth of merchandise on eBay in a year?
June 23, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Reminds me of when I got this email the other day. Mind you, I sell maybe two or three items a year. Who the hell tries to sell $5 million worth of merchandise on eBay in a year?