Unlawful Mischief in Exchange for a Very Affordable Money Exchange
Devious Activities Committed at Inadequate Value

I still don't know why I compiled these, other than it's late, I'm tired, and I found it funny.

Trespassing of the Current State-Issued Law for a Cost that Would Be Rather Minimal Compared to the Average Price for the Fine
Morally Unacceptable Actions Done for a Price Equivalent to that of Soil
Sinful Acts Motivated by Small Amounts of Coinage
/9

Facinorous Feats for Five Cents
Monstrous Schemes at Discount Costs
Wicked Works Wrought Without Expense
Unclean Transactions Committed for a Low Amount of Money
Grimy Undertakings at Dime Store Prices
/8

Malicious Missions Monetised at a Value Minuscule to What Would Be Derived from Sale Prices for Similar Services and Costs
Unscrupulous Actions Accomplished Inexpensively
Sins Discounted
Ungentlemanly Achievements Accomplished at a Satisfactory Level Done for a Price that is Very Fair
/7

Mischeiveous Motions for Moderately Low Payment
Actions Considered Immoral Committed for a Fraction of Its' Monetary Value
Something Strange for a Piece of Change
Under-Priced Unethical Moves
/6

Mischievous Misdeeds Make Moderate Money
Opinable Operations for an Exiguous Compensation
Morally Questionable Actions Completed for Very Low Payments
Reprehensible Sins at a Reduced Cost
Corrupt Crimes Committed Considerably Inexpensively
Sadistic Scenarios Served at Slender Appraisement
/5

Morally Ambiguous Activity Executed at an Incredibly Enticing Fee
Somewhat Threatening Shenanigans at Quite a Nice Little Price
Particularly Unlawful Actions That Can Be Done Through Purchase of a Price that is Globally Considered Inexpensive
Bad Actions at a Black Friday Price
/4

Evil Escapades Exchanged Evenly Equated at Economically Exciting Exchanges
Morally Questionable Proceedings Initiated for a Sum Lower Than What is Typically Expected
Morally Reprehensible Actions Performed at Discount Value
Intolerable Feats for Chump Change
/3

Ill-Intentioned Business Enacted for an Irresistible and Civilized Price
Unhygienic Feats Performed at a Price Well Below the Known Rate
Down Bad Acts Sold at Dollar Store Prices
Unethical Business Practices Performed for a Rate Considered Well Below Market Value
Amoral Acts at Affordable Cost
/2

I wish I hadn't.