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evilbeast also it finally happened. a girl called me hot for having a multitool in my backpack evilbeast right so i also have a patch like this on my backpack: STOP 🛑 NO TALK NO TOUCH NO EYE CONTACT its meant for a service dog but i like to think i'm funny. anyways same girl saw this patch, read it out loud, then made direct eye contact and Grabbed my throat evilbeast the moral of the story is that if you are a pathetic fag with the strength of a wet napkin scary women want to keep you as a pet
October 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
Sir Bravo of Coolee @SirBravoCoolee This realm be the only land where refined rhetoric gets misinterpreted You may proclaim "I enjoy bread" and a peer will respond "So doth hates potatoes?" Nay cur. That is a whole new thought. What in the Lord's name art thou talking about
October 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
citrusamaryllis.bsky.social
Your hair is still SO pretty it's unreal
November 9, 2024 at 7:19 PM