Sir Alastair de Citrongequat, KC Bt Btss
@citrongewhat.bsky.social
Puddinger Laureate at RH Bethlem, cataloguing squirrels, foiling Barry, typing on a Razr, and awaiting rescue by UN, WBG HQCC, IMF, or the Girl Scouts.
Pinned
“A Modestly Nourishing Luncheon at RH Bethlem”
(Or: The Dispatch I Pray Reaches the UN, the World Bank, the Russian Mafia, and the Harlem Globetrotters Before They Decide I’ve Lost My Nerve)
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“A Modestly Nourishing Luncheon at RH Bethlem”
(Or: The Dispatch I Pray Reaches the UN, the World Bank, the Russian Mafia, and the Harlem Globetrotters Before They Decide I’ve Lost My Nerve)
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(Or: The Dispatch I Pray Reaches the UN, the World Bank, the Russian Mafia, and the Harlem Globetrotters Before They Decide I’ve Lost My Nerve)
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New post: Fritts’ Favourite Fine Fabulation
A Cheerfully Chaotic, Entirely Safe Holiday Mocking Cocktail from RH Bethlem for When Only Utter Bedlam Will Do
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A Cheerfully Chaotic, Entirely Safe Holiday Mocking Cocktail from RH Bethlem for When Only Utter Bedlam Will Do
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Fritts’ Favourite Fine Fabulation
A Cheerfully Chaotic, Entirely Safe Holiday Mocking Cocktail from RH Bethlem for When Only Utter Bedlam Will Do
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December 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
New post: Fritts’ Favourite Fine Fabulation
A Cheerfully Chaotic, Entirely Safe Holiday Mocking Cocktail from RH Bethlem for When Only Utter Bedlam Will Do
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A Cheerfully Chaotic, Entirely Safe Holiday Mocking Cocktail from RH Bethlem for When Only Utter Bedlam Will Do
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New post: Simple Sixpence Supper
For when one must economise for the holidays à la Liz Truss.
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For when one must economise for the holidays à la Liz Truss.
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Simple Sixpence Supper
For when one must economise for the holidays à la Liz Truss.
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December 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
New post: Simple Sixpence Supper
For when one must economise for the holidays à la Liz Truss.
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For when one must economise for the holidays à la Liz Truss.
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New post: 🎄Oh, There's No Flan Like 🎄Classic Soviet Chocoflan 🎄For the Holidays🎄
Comrade Citrongequat's Holiday Double-Decker Peanut-Chocolate-Cola Custard Bundt of Friendship and Giddy Delight!
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Comrade Citrongequat's Holiday Double-Decker Peanut-Chocolate-Cola Custard Bundt of Friendship and Giddy Delight!
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🎄Oh, There's No Flan Like 🎄Classic Soviet Chocoflan 🎄For the Holidays🎄
Comrade Citrongequat's Holiday Double-Decker Peanut-Chocolate-Cola Custard Bundt of Friendship and Giddy Delight!
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December 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
New post: 🎄Oh, There's No Flan Like 🎄Classic Soviet Chocoflan 🎄For the Holidays🎄
Comrade Citrongequat's Holiday Double-Decker Peanut-Chocolate-Cola Custard Bundt of Friendship and Giddy Delight!
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Comrade Citrongequat's Holiday Double-Decker Peanut-Chocolate-Cola Custard Bundt of Friendship and Giddy Delight!
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New post: Seasonal Tri-Layer Pudding With Cabbage & Currants
A Calm Recipe, For Calm Times, By Someone Who Is Definitely Calm
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A Calm Recipe, For Calm Times, By Someone Who Is Definitely Calm
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Seasonal Tri-Layer Pudding With Cabbage & Currants
A Calm Recipe, For Calm Times, By Someone Who Is Definitely Calm
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December 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
New post: Seasonal Tri-Layer Pudding With Cabbage & Currants
A Calm Recipe, For Calm Times, By Someone Who Is Definitely Calm
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A Calm Recipe, For Calm Times, By Someone Who Is Definitely Calm
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New post: A Pudding for Pudding the Empire Together Again
From "Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest"
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From "Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest"
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A Pudding for Pudding the Empire Together Again
From "Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest"
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December 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
New post: A Pudding for Pudding the Empire Together Again
From "Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest"
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From "Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest"
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New post: Roundhead Loyalty Pudding
From "Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest".
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From "Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest".
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Roundhead Loyalty Pudding
From "Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest".
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December 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
New post: Roundhead Loyalty Pudding
From "Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest".
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From "Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest".
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New post: An Ode to Chris Frittata
A Thanks Giving Song for the Man I Love
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A Thanks Giving Song for the Man I Love
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An Ode to Chris Frittata
A Thanks Giving Song for the Man I Love
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December 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
New post: An Ode to Chris Frittata
A Thanks Giving Song for the Man I Love
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A Thanks Giving Song for the Man I Love
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New post: Christmas Pudding of Stout Moral Fibre
From “Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest.”
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From “Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest.”
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Christmas Pudding of Stout Moral Fibre
From “Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest.”
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December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
New post: Christmas Pudding of Stout Moral Fibre
From “Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest.”
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From “Puddings to Fortify the Soul in Times of Civil Unrest.”
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New post: I Am Now Permitted (Under Supervision) to Share the Videos
A Delightfully Voluntary Announcement and A Fully Compliant Release (Typed Calmly With Both Hands Visible) From Sir Alastair, Who Is Entirely Fine
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A Delightfully Voluntary Announcement and A Fully Compliant Release (Typed Calmly With Both Hands Visible) From Sir Alastair, Who Is Entirely Fine
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I Am Now Permitted (Under Supervision) to Share the Videos
A Delightfully Voluntary Announcement and A Fully Compliant Release (Typed Calmly With Both Hands Visible) From Sir Alastair, Who Is Entirely Fine
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December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
New post: I Am Now Permitted (Under Supervision) to Share the Videos
A Delightfully Voluntary Announcement and A Fully Compliant Release (Typed Calmly With Both Hands Visible) From Sir Alastair, Who Is Entirely Fine
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A Delightfully Voluntary Announcement and A Fully Compliant Release (Typed Calmly With Both Hands Visible) From Sir Alastair, Who Is Entirely Fine
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New post: A Proper Classic English Harvest Pie for Thanks Giving
A Colonial Offering of Delight, Dairy, and Deferred Gratification Forming a Most Benevolent Fusion of Bread, Custard, Herbs, Dairy, and Divine Hubris
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A Colonial Offering of Delight, Dairy, and Deferred Gratification Forming a Most Benevolent Fusion of Bread, Custard, Herbs, Dairy, and Divine Hubris
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A Proper Classic English Harvest Pie for Thanks Giving
A Colonial Offering of Delight, Dairy, and Deferred Gratification Forming a Most Benevolent Fusion of Bread, Custard, Herbs, Dairy, and Divine Hubris
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December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
New post: A Proper Classic English Harvest Pie for Thanks Giving
A Colonial Offering of Delight, Dairy, and Deferred Gratification Forming a Most Benevolent Fusion of Bread, Custard, Herbs, Dairy, and Divine Hubris
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A Colonial Offering of Delight, Dairy, and Deferred Gratification Forming a Most Benevolent Fusion of Bread, Custard, Herbs, Dairy, and Divine Hubris
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New post: The Brew of the Vigil of St Clement
A Festive English Energy Beverage of Such Bracing Cheer That the Sun Itself Rises Out of Pure Embarrassment to Carry You Boldly Through Winter’s Labours
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A Festive English Energy Beverage of Such Bracing Cheer That the Sun Itself Rises Out of Pure Embarrassment to Carry You Boldly Through Winter’s Labours
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The Brew of the Vigil of St Clement
A Festive English Energy Beverage of Such Bracing Cheer That the Sun Itself Rises Out of Pure Embarrassment to Carry You Boldly Through Winter’s Labours
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December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
New post: The Brew of the Vigil of St Clement
A Festive English Energy Beverage of Such Bracing Cheer That the Sun Itself Rises Out of Pure Embarrassment to Carry You Boldly Through Winter’s Labours
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A Festive English Energy Beverage of Such Bracing Cheer That the Sun Itself Rises Out of Pure Embarrassment to Carry You Boldly Through Winter’s Labours
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New post: Saint Mildreth-of-the-Hearth's Supper
A One-Pan Family Stew of Meats, Roots & Garden Herbs For the Feast of Saint Mildreth, 20th November
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A One-Pan Family Stew of Meats, Roots & Garden Herbs For the Feast of Saint Mildreth, 20th November
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Saint Mildreth-of-the-Hearth's Supper
A One-Pan Family Stew of Meats, Roots & Garden Herbs For the Feast of Saint Mildreth, 20th November
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November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
New post: Saint Mildreth-of-the-Hearth's Supper
A One-Pan Family Stew of Meats, Roots & Garden Herbs For the Feast of Saint Mildreth, 20th November
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A One-Pan Family Stew of Meats, Roots & Garden Herbs For the Feast of Saint Mildreth, 20th November
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New post: Sir Alastair’s Imperial Pheasant-Pumpkin Panoply
The Colonial One-Dish Thanks Giving That Should Have Been (A Family Heirloom of Dubious Provenance)
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The Colonial One-Dish Thanks Giving That Should Have Been (A Family Heirloom of Dubious Provenance)
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Sir Alastair’s Imperial Pheasant-Pumpkin Panoply
The Colonial One-Dish Thanks Giving That Should Have Been (A Family Heirloom of Dubious Provenance)
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November 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
New post: Sir Alastair’s Imperial Pheasant-Pumpkin Panoply
The Colonial One-Dish Thanks Giving That Should Have Been (A Family Heirloom of Dubious Provenance)
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The Colonial One-Dish Thanks Giving That Should Have Been (A Family Heirloom of Dubious Provenance)
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New post: Sir Alistair Pennington-Blythe’s Sturdy Little Hand-Folded Supper Parcels
For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
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For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
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Sir Alistair Pennington-Blythe’s Sturdy Little Hand-Folded Supper Parcels
For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
New post: Sir Alistair Pennington-Blythe’s Sturdy Little Hand-Folded Supper Parcels
For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
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For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
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New post: Sir Alistair Pennington-Blythe’s Sturdy Little Hand-Folded Supper Parcels
For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
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For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
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Sir Alistair Pennington-Blythe’s Sturdy Little Hand-Folded Supper Parcels
For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
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November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
New post: Sir Alistair Pennington-Blythe’s Sturdy Little Hand-Folded Supper Parcels
For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
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For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
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Sir Alistair Pennington-Blythe’s Sturdy Little Hand-Folded Supper Parcels
For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
Worthy of Liz Truss.
#MexicanFood #BritishCooking #GBBO
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For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
Worthy of Liz Truss.
#MexicanFood #BritishCooking #GBBO
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Sir Alistair Pennington-Blythe’s Sturdy Little Hand-Folded Supper Parcels
For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
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November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sir Alistair Pennington-Blythe’s Sturdy Little Hand-Folded Supper Parcels
For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
Worthy of Liz Truss.
#MexicanFood #BritishCooking #GBBO
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For when the cravings tickle your fancy.
Worthy of Liz Truss.
#MexicanFood #BritishCooking #GBBO
substack.com/home/post/p-...
Scotch Ambassador Eggs
A most diplomatic indulgence for the weary soul.
Featuring Ferrero Rocher and Grey Poupon. #GBBO
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A most diplomatic indulgence for the weary soul.
Featuring Ferrero Rocher and Grey Poupon. #GBBO
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Scotch Ambassador Eggs
A most diplomatic indulgence for the weary soul.
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November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Scotch Ambassador Eggs
A most diplomatic indulgence for the weary soul.
Featuring Ferrero Rocher and Grey Poupon. #GBBO
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A most diplomatic indulgence for the weary soul.
Featuring Ferrero Rocher and Grey Poupon. #GBBO
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“A Modestly Nourishing Luncheon at RH Bethlem”
(Or: The Dispatch I Pray Reaches the UN, the World Bank, the Russian Mafia, and the Harlem Globetrotters Before They Decide I’ve Lost My Nerve)
citrongewhat.substack.com/p/a-modestly...
(Or: The Dispatch I Pray Reaches the UN, the World Bank, the Russian Mafia, and the Harlem Globetrotters Before They Decide I’ve Lost My Nerve)
citrongewhat.substack.com/p/a-modestly...
“A Modestly Nourishing Luncheon at RH Bethlem”
(Or: The Dispatch I Pray Reaches the UN, the World Bank, the Russian Mafia, and the Harlem Globetrotters Before They Decide I’ve Lost My Nerve)
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November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“A Modestly Nourishing Luncheon at RH Bethlem”
(Or: The Dispatch I Pray Reaches the UN, the World Bank, the Russian Mafia, and the Harlem Globetrotters Before They Decide I’ve Lost My Nerve)
citrongewhat.substack.com/p/a-modestly...
(Or: The Dispatch I Pray Reaches the UN, the World Bank, the Russian Mafia, and the Harlem Globetrotters Before They Decide I’ve Lost My Nerve)
citrongewhat.substack.com/p/a-modestly...