I made this meme as a way to respond to Christian zealots using Jesus to excuse their cruelty and just noticed the added humor of the volume slider photo bombing the meme.

Jesus: (turns phone notifications on silent sighing like a ashamed father) You disappointing creatures are on your own.

My little rat sons. Dark brown is Viktor, gray one is Sunny and the brown and white one is Jayce.

#rats #rodents #pets #furbabies #ratdad #photo

My cats are laying in a position that looks ominously like one of those curse marks from Naruto.

#petselfie #pets #cats #catpics #tabby #tortie #photography

DOUBLE RUDE! I GOT THE GLORY OF SURVIVAL...b-but my fuckin husband. Really?⬇️⬇️⬇️😭😭😭

Enjoying the fresh air while I wait to go do laundry with my hubby @smolstarthief.bsky.social

2016 vs. present day

-10 years on T
-1 years 10 months post-op top surgery
-Just over 2 years post-hysterectomy
-3 years living legally as male

The last thing I need to do is update my legal name. Despite it being unisex I would much rather not be named after my sperm donors mistress.

So I die Persona 3 style?

Well that's just rude!

✨Does anyone want a slice of the cunt Shaggy is serving?~

Tell me, who is your favorite male video game character? Your favorite female video game character?

(We no separate the ancient lesbians. Plus I can't choose one or the other because I love both their characters equally)

TW: bruise + bug bite

Tell me why my bruise looks like a fucking soup ladle with a heart (which is actually a mosquito bite) hovering over the ladle scoop?

The fact that the bite is from a mosquito makes me feel like them blood sucking fiends are mocking me 🤣😭

Lucifer: Am I doing this "bed rotting" thing right?

Charlie: *phoning her father's therapist while turning off the wifi*

#cosplay #makeup #selfie #lucifer #lucifermorningstar #hazbinlucifer #hazbinhotel #fandom

Just a man and his rat.

One of my three rat kids. This one is Jayce. We also have one called Sunny and Viktor.

#pets #rats #rodents #ratdad #selfie #irl

My precious daughter Lotus Obsidian Lupin aka "Weed Cat"

PSA: Don't give THC to cats. This should be obvious but then again...*gestures vaguely at the internet*

Trying to work on a stock of bead snakes with varying pride flags and wanted to focus on some often overlooked ones in pride crafts. I'll be making variants of the trans, aroace, demi-aro/ace, lesbian/sapphic and progress flag + worm-on-a-string pride versions as well.

Fuzzy babies! ❤️💕

These are the trio I'm fostering for a friend and might get a rat for my husband and I after these guys get the space to go back to their owners. Brown/white is named Winston, gray one is Church and the dark brown one is Ben.