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“If you claim to be someone’s ally but aren’t getting hit by the stones thrown at them, you’re not standing close enough.”
August 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Football News: Jason Kelce's brother too distracted this season. Look for Chiefs to miss playoffs.
August 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
August 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
July 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
July 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Due to numerous cases of vegetable theft and floral vandalism that require investigation, the Department Of Garden Security (D.O.G.S.) will be questioning their credentials.
July 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
July 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Looking the part
July 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Went with my 4 kids and 3 of their SOs to a "Barenaked Ladies" concert to see one of my favorite bands--Guster.
Imagine my dismay when the other band emerged *fully clothed*.
And nary a lady among them!
And ticketmaster has the gall to insist "No Refunds!"
June 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
May 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
May 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Cats are a liquid state. They can fill the shape of their container.
March 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
And these guys--
(Mexico City, 1968, for you young 'uns)
February 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
America owes Kaepernick an apology.
February 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Another good one, especially given the questions about what Putin might know about his, um...proclivities.
February 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Put up this flag on my house Monday, since it was #MLKday, and I was ignoring other public events that might have been going on.
Monday night the person across the street put up a "Back the Blue"sign.
Tuesday it was joined by "Happiness is Four More Years" and the front was floodlit.
January 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
January 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
It's Minnesota.
It's January.
It's 0 degrees outside and the Vikings lost a playoff game.
Normal conditions.
We're used to it.
January 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
December 25, 2024 at 9:25 PM
December 17, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Done with ya, Leon.
December 2, 2024 at 4:23 AM
These figures were furnished in a blog published by spartapride.org, a military trans advocacy organization.
November 25, 2024 at 10:33 PM
That’s just where they begin, because they expect us to acquiesce and accommodate — then they move on to their next target.

Read the Rest of the Fucking Poem.
November 25, 2024 at 3:24 PM
...and eventually, because I was SUCH a tiresome nerd--
November 14, 2024 at 5:17 AM